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Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4991Kenny Ireland

Lay preacher.

28/07/20 15:14:34

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4991Kenny Ireland

Not all vicars are upright.

28/07/20 8:16:57

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1379Al Overy

As dusk fell, the Transylvanian vicar descended from the belfry.

28/07/20 13:24:32

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23484Michael Winner

"If any man wishes to object to this marriage, speak now and step into the catapult."

28/07/20 9:33:47

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4991Kenny Ireland

Not all vicars stand on ceremony.

28/07/20 8:23:47

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4991Kenny Ireland

The vicar had taken up a missionary position.

28/07/20 10:35:50

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3949Crunchy Chords
Lay preacher.

28/07/20 15:27:18

 
David Robb Vote score: 178David Robb

Trampoline centre helps out with wedding backlog.

28/07/20 12:56:04

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 611Charles Gilbert

Weddings/Exorcisms while you wait.

28/07/20 14:59:43

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6898Glyn Evans

"Inowpronounceyouhusbandandwife" the vicar shouted as he sped by, having completed his human cannonball act for the ceremony.

28/07/20 12:31:43

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32522Tony Edwards

Even the vicar has got wood.

28/07/20 10:07:02

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1971Mark Wilson

"Mmm, darling stop doing that to my ear with your tongue, save it for later"

" I'm not, I'm too busy sucking your finger"

Vicar: : "Forgive me father for I have sinned"

28/07/20 8:42:16

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8138The Wolf

"I still can't believe our Church is next to a nudist club. Hey, where's the Vicar?"

28/07/20 8:39:53

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1971Mark Wilson

" Okay, you keep her guide dog occupied and I'll cut Dave's hair from the vicars trouser zipper"

28/07/20 8:25:43

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4974Karyn Harrison

"Why did you have to invite that planker?"

28/07/20 14:35:50

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4991Kenny Ireland

The vicar was definitely not outstanding.

28/07/20 14:29:11

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20862John Glover

Spirit level.

28/07/20 12:44:02

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 1007Sam Cass

A priest walks into a bar...

28/07/20 12:23:09

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19122Troompa Loompa

The minister was prone to ruining ceremonies.

28/07/20 8:55:35

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8138The Wolf

"Kiss my ear all you want, I'm still mad at you for wearing that stupid hat"

28/07/20 8:37:33

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4991Kenny Ireland

Breach of the priest.

28/07/20 8:19:37

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

After the recent lockdown, churches now have vicars across the board

28/07/20 8:18:30

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6400Vivvy En

Dave takes his duties seriously as a Church Layman

28/07/20 8:16:05

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6148James Lennox

"I now pronounce you husband and wtf?"

28/07/20 8:13:55

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6148James Lennox

One Wedding and an Exorcism

28/07/20 8:03:50

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1379Al Overy

"Sad that dad's dead, but, I feel he's up there... somewhere, looking down on us..."

28/07/20 8:03:12

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11448Dave Bryan

''Why is Dave lying on the fence, darling?''

''I told him to stop sitting on it.''

28/07/20 8:01:58

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13099Vanessa the Guesser

Sign Language interpreter: Let's get horizontal

28/07/20 8:00:32

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 280Fozzgog B.

Although Mary could never discuss her work in Area 51. The contacts she had made meant her wedding was embarrassing Uncle John-less

28/07/20 22:22:27

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1812Willie Johnson

Superglue. Not quite so funny this time, is it vicar?

28/07/20 21:22:48

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4991Kenny Ireland

"The vicar will not be long. He is just doing some repairs on the roof".

28/07/20 21:21:08

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2676Scrijjy Doo

He was kissing her, but someone else was on his mind.

28/07/20 20:33:39

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4991Kenny Ireland

Chap - lain.

28/07/20 18:08:37

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 611Charles Gilbert

Planks constant.

28/07/20 14:58:08

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1379Al Overy

"I'm so happy, Sid. My dream of an indoor skydiving wedding has come true."

28/07/20 13:43:06

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5942C CaMel

Super Ted

28/07/20 12:19:15

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 686alexandra ball

Father Ted, out

28/07/20 11:02:17

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19122Troompa Loompa

The minister was anticipating prone sandwiches at the buffet.

28/07/20 10:40:35

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4654Lucky Elperro

Magnetic boots salesman finally marries childhood sweetheart.

28/07/20 10:25:18

 
Andy Herbert Vote score: 249Andy Herbert

All Vicars love a bit of wood

28/07/20 9:46:46

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22934Ian Skelding

"Cool pose but we need the vicar to vanish."
"I think it's the Sexton's job to maintain the woodwork mate."

28/07/20 9:43:02

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22934Ian Skelding

Altarnative service.

28/07/20 9:31:14

 
Molly R Vote score: 2072Molly R

I told the vicar that spanking turns you on, but he thought I said planking.

28/07/20 9:08:39

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6400Vivvy En

"Father, that was a great ceremony... Super man!"

28/07/20 8:48:14

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15317Dan Nicholls

Speak now or forever fold your priest.

28/07/20 8:39:01

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15317Dan Nicholls

Holy sh*t

28/07/20 8:38:13

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15317Dan Nicholls

Immaculate inception.

28/07/20 8:37:01

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

Rev Up

28/07/20 8:23:13

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4991Kenny Ireland

Wedding planktuary.

28/07/20 8:13:43

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11448Dave Bryan

''Dave, I didn't say lets have one of the glide.''

28/07/20 8:12:29

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10188Mr Dome

- but the vicar said you were not a virgin so we can't get married
- he's lying

28/07/20 8:09:53

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10188Mr Dome

'..for thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory hole..'

28/07/20 8:07:55

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11448Dave Bryan

The jest man

28/07/20 8:00:56

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11001Neil Mackenzie

Father please come down.
I already have.

28/07/20 8:00:40

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11836Stephen Bean

Looking back at the wedding photos, Dave wondered how he hadn't noticed Linda's fency man.

28/07/20 8:00:10

 
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