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Stu Dent Vote score: 4245Stu Dent

These bloody escalators

19/07/20 20:02:23

 
Al Overy Vote score: 461Al Overy

"Roll up, roll up! Get yer lovely 'No Loitering' signs."

19/07/20 20:04:14

 
stone face Vote score: 7754stone face

Half an hour later, Dave realised he wasn't on an escalator.

19/07/20 20:55:42

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Or 53 minutes later --Mr Dome
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1530Karen Oakenfull

Steve lives a high-octane, devil-may-care life on the edge. In fact, as he brazenly loiters, his adrenaline rush is extreme because he left his house knowingly that he didn’t blow the tea-lights out on his mantelpiece!

19/07/20 20:03:10

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10750Stephen Bean

Dave hoped the courgette in his pocket would impress the ladies.

19/07/20 20:00:41

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23164Michael Winner

Don't you think it's odd that the more you think about trying to not look creepy, the harder it gets?

20/07/20 12:51:36

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2434Scrijjy Doo

Undercover cop in the Special Loiterers Unit

20/07/20 4:11:38

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1604Willie Johnson

He was just about to obey the sign when he backed into the superglue on the railing.

19/07/20 23:31:27

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1619Mark Wilson

That bloody javelin throwers back

19/07/20 21:27:56

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 537alexandra ball

I'm illiterate, I thought it said no littering.

19/07/20 20:01:02

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4245Stu Dent

i am not loitering, i am just a very slow Walker

19/07/20 20:00:08

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10750Stephen Bean

Loiter lout

19/07/20 20:00:08

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 1092Stephen Graham

"Oi mate, you dropped your fag."

20/07/20 17:56:16

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 23164Michael Winner

"I'm not loitering, I'm stabbing passers-by."

20/07/20 12:49:05

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 594Barrie Bullock

At least he's not in a tent.

20/07/20 12:43:04

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20692John Glover

Nev' had another one of his mini blackouts and could not remember if he was half way up or half way down.

20/07/20 1:39:50

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6810Hercules Rockefeller

"Don't mind me. Just need to catch my breath. These steps are almost too much to bear."

19/07/20 21:45:13

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4771Karyn Harrison

Shirt - Armani - £110
Trousers - Gucci - £700
T-shirt - Model's own - Apparently he got it from Primark, three for a fiver.

19/07/20 21:37:27

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19015Troompa Loompa

Dave's got a problem with following orders but he's taking steps to rectify it.

19/07/20 21:09:52

 
Al Overy Vote score: 461Al Overy

To move slightly further away from the sign. That was the next step.

19/07/20 20:37:18

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10783Neil Mackenzie

Catalog Man has to strike a pose wherever he goes.

19/07/20 20:32:14

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1619Mark Wilson

"Loitering? No I'm using the stair lift"

19/07/20 20:31:14

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6694Glyn Evans

"Give him a break, he wasn't loitering intentionally. He needed the time to think up a caption."

19/07/20 20:15:50

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4925Kenny Ireland

The queue for Tesco was now down to the car park.

20/07/20 4:01:49

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2434Scrijjy Doo

Technically, playing with yourself is not loitering.

19/07/20 22:06:48

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1999Rachel P

How do I lurk!

19/07/20 21:00:17

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32053Tony Edwards

"I hope this caption gets me a loiter, loiter votes."

19/07/20 20:58:32

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22415Ian Skelding

Never mind the buzz cock.

19/07/20 20:53:07

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32053Tony Edwards

Loitering with intent to loiter.

19/07/20 20:16:49

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9879Mr Dome

That's suits him fine as he is an ace venturer

19/07/20 20:07:07

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19015Troompa Loompa

Dave is obviously illoiterate.

Nod to 20.01.02

19/07/20 20:06:55

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9879Mr Dome

Typical, as Dublin Dave really needed a cigarette

19/07/20 20:05:59

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4245Stu Dent

I may be dyslexic, But I know if I am littering or not.

19/07/20 20:05:57

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4245Stu Dent

Nobody told me this was a quickstep.

19/07/20 20:00:40

 
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