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To be fair Sarge, they did wait for the little green man to appear before they crossed.
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Chris Keegan Vote score: 8931Chris Keegan

To be fair Sarge, they did wait for the little green man to appear before they crossed.

22/06/20 8:31:57

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9804Dave Bryan

''They've come from Mars, Sarge, on a special work permit. They can pick twice as much fruit as an East European.''

22/06/20 8:22:38

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10253Stephen Bean

"Don't worry, they're legal aliens."

22/06/20 8:08:42

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4658Karyn Harrison

"Don't be afraid. We're pussy cats really. Just don't tell Stone Face."

22/06/20 8:51:24

 
Mark England Vote score: 16948Mark England

"Shit, it's the police. Act normal"

22/06/20 8:15:52

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 579Barrie Bullock

A foot shorter than i expected.

22/06/20 16:24:20

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18840Troompa Loompa

M.E.T. phone home

22/06/20 9:28:06

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5974Vivvy En

"Right Dave, we're on the alert for some dangerous Building Society robbers described as 'short and stocky characters with small arms'."

22/06/20 11:42:04

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10699Neil Mackenzie

Wife and her Sister on their way to the Beauty Parlour.

22/06/20 10:38:19

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18840Troompa Loompa

Space: 999

22/06/20 9:29:45

 
Flo . Vote score: 224Flo .

Oh no human police officers......never mind Ziak don't panic just blend in & they'll never notice us.

22/06/20 9:11:11

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14954Dan Nicholls

Rare pictures of the first London Marathon.

22/06/20 8:09:57

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9804Dave Bryan

''Watch out for motor vehicles when you're crossing the road.''

''Thank you for the advice, officer. To be forewarned is to be fourarmed.''

22/06/20 8:06:55

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 430alexandra ball

It was a mistake going to the convention by bus and forgetting what stop to get off

22/06/20 14:26:26

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22246Ian Skelding

"You got us lost again."
"The Doctor Who set's got to be around here somewhere."

22/06/20 9:18:24

 
Mark England Vote score: 16948Mark England

"I can't believe our luck, Plute. We've the whole universe to break down in, and where do we end up? In Luton bloody High Street"

22/06/20 9:02:13

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12094Vanessa the Guesser

Martian law

22/06/20 8:17:24

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5560James Lennox

"Never fear ZizZxc12tfy, our Labrador Retriever disguises are infallible."

22/06/20 8:14:57

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5560James Lennox

"Well, well, well, what have we here? Three eyed, four armed, little mutants."

"I say, that's rich coming from a man with a tit growing out of his head."

22/06/20 8:05:35

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12094Vanessa the Guesser

No Parsecs Please, We're British

22/06/20 8:03:12

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2292Scrijjy Doo

. . . and caption.me is shut down.

22/06/20 18:19:42

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2292Scrijjy Doo

Another embarrassing photo of Justin Trudeau surfaces.

22/06/20 18:17:26

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1300Mark Wilson

" Keep an eye on them, they look suspicious"
" Your right, I don't even think their policemen"

22/06/20 16:53:16

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4038Stu Dent

No hitchhiking here sonny.

22/06/20 14:42:51

 
Flo . Vote score: 224Flo .

Poor buggers they've had the virus bad those two.

22/06/20 14:14:44

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9679Mr Dome

What's for lunch today Zdortak my alien friend?
Pigs in blankets?

22/06/20 12:30:09

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10699Neil Mackenzie

Ignore them, they’re illegal alien sex workers.
How much do they charge.
A squid.

22/06/20 10:41:10

 
Mark England Vote score: 16948Mark England

"Shouldn't we stop and question them, Sarge?"
"Nah, they're not black"

22/06/20 10:24:59

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I would vote for that if it weren't more sad and true, than funny. Sorry. Good caption though. --Willie Johnson
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31849Tony Edwards

Toot and Bloot demonstrate the Green Cross Code.

22/06/20 9:49:07

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18840Troompa Loompa

Z Mars

22/06/20 9:24:57

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18840Troompa Loompa

Dixon of Dock Green-Eyed Monsters

22/06/20 9:24:46

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6729Hercules Rockefeller

Ward of the Worlds

22/06/20 9:12:08

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10253Stephen Bean

The Unusual Suspects

22/06/20 8:59:13

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8931Chris Keegan

"Shall we take them down the nick Sarge?"
- "Not a chance, after all those protests we're also outer space"

22/06/20 8:54:56

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14954Dan Nicholls

The sales this year are out of this world.

22/06/20 8:10:26

 
Molly R Vote score: 1779Molly R

Y'know, that's not exactly what I thought Coronavirus looked like.

22/06/20 8:07:03

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 1045Stephen Graham

"Hey Dave, I wish we hadn't stopped for those two shorts on the way."

22/06/20 8:03:58

 
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