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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12081Vanessa the Guesser

"Try Plentyoffishermen.com"

19/06/20 12:18:34

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"Lord knows I've used plenty of fish to lure and catch one. I suppose they like it properly prepared, cooked and served." --Willie Johnson
Mark England Vote score: 16944Mark England

After a thorough investigation, Stone Face discovers who's been voting up all the cat photos

19/06/20 12:41:56

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Paul Reeve Vote score: 5694Paul Reeve

“And this is a picture of my sister in law holding a massive ice cream cone.”

19/06/20 12:55:42

 
stone face Vote score: 7638stone face

"What's that between your legs?"

"It's my memory stick."

19/06/20 12:27:29

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22239Ian Skelding

"The very first Zoom Eurovision Song Contest are ready for you now Armenia."

19/06/20 12:27:21

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31842Tony Edwards

The brains behind Alexa.

19/06/20 12:53:49

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4022Stu Dent

The Eastern Blog

19/06/20 12:22:14

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8928Chris Keegan

Ethel's story is she came across online porn by accident and she's sticking to it.

19/06/20 12:16:15

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9677Mr Dome

The internet finally reaches Barnsley

19/06/20 12:44:58

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10208Stephen Bean

Dave put his old jockstrap on Ebay and it got 4 bids.

19/06/20 12:34:37

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14954Dan Nicholls

Last of the Summer Vines.

19/06/20 12:21:17

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14954Dan Nicholls

"Here's our one ladies look, 4 girls, one stick."

19/06/20 12:20:18

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4022Stu Dent

This box is great but where is that apple you promised me.

19/06/20 12:17:58

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14954Dan Nicholls

See girls, if I order 4 rampant rabbits, we get 30% off. Steady on Edith, have you started already?

19/06/20 12:15:50

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4022Stu Dent

Great as soon as we get electricity we a good to go

19/06/20 12:15:40

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"Now all we need to do is wait for a lightning strike." --Willie Johnson
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2284Scrijjy Doo

"I'm 23, weigh 8 stone, size 38DD chest, . . . "

19/06/20 14:50:01

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1476Karen Oakenfull

“Are you really going to order that penis enlarger kit for your husband Maria?”
“Why shouldn’t I? We haven’t had sex for 30 years.”
“He doesn’t need it.”
“WHAT!!”

19/06/20 14:02:55

 
Mark England Vote score: 16944Mark England

"Ahhh, that's hit the spot. Keep lying Pinocchio, it's Rita's turn next"

19/06/20 12:23:11

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14954Dan Nicholls

This one's a moron, he can't even spell GOSH!

19/06/20 12:22:18

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10208Stephen Bean

OAPc

19/06/20 12:21:12

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6607Glyn Evans

"Give me a proper challenge. MI6 are far too easy to hack into."

19/06/20 12:08:10

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Dave Bryan Vote score: 9780Dave Bryan

''I think it's called a computer.''

''Where's the handle?''

19/06/20 12:06:20

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1286Mark Wilson

" Laptop, what's one of them, Wanna chocolate Betty?"

"Mmm coffee cream please Pat"

19/06/20 19:02:42

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3464Crunchy Chords

"Compiling... and... done. The captioneers will love my new game: Gran Theft Auto."

19/06/20 15:43:02

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6130Greg Curtis

"Hm...Says here that 3 out of 4 senior 'use a friend' to get their news..."

19/06/20 15:18:01

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20584John Glover

The ten minute sketch at the village hall, was about the early sexual awakening of these ladies. It was entitled, 'Four Play'.

19/06/20 13:44:04

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5966Vivvy En

"We've got one here...says he can handle four hot chicks"

19/06/20 12:24:59

 
Morgan . Vote score: 224Morgan .

Its a Dell....never heard of her before love?
NO the computers A DELL.

19/06/20 12:03:32

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1505Willie Johnson

This computer is so old it runs on Window.

20/06/20 8:45:13

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8928Chris Keegan

It's terrific to see the Les Dawson fan club still active on Facebook.

19/06/20 16:27:59

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 424alexandra ball

Victoria Beckham said no to a another spice girl reunion.

19/06/20 15:37:29

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4656Karyn Harrison

"The other day it was an old lady licking a huge ice cream cone, now it's us. This man obviously has a granny fetish ladies."

19/06/20 15:12:09

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20584John Glover

"Phew, you were right, Sophia put the contraceptive back after her and Georgio had used it."

19/06/20 13:39:27

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 1043Stephen Graham

The front row of the Barry Manilow concert got distracted.

19/06/20 13:28:20

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10697Neil Mackenzie

Fourbiddy pleasure.

19/06/20 13:24:30

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31842Tony Edwards

The old women go online to try out their skills of hag-gling.

19/06/20 13:13:35

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1476Karen Oakenfull

“Just because you found the box Maria, doesn’t mean you should keep all the chocolates to yourself.”

“What flavour do you want? Q, W, E, R.......”

19/06/20 12:55:17

 
stone face Vote score: 7638stone face

2065 ...And still the Kardashians vie for the public attention.

19/06/20 12:33:00

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14954Dan Nicholls

"Ooh, lovely"
"I know, isn't he a dish?"
"Reminds me of my Samir."
"DRINK, FECK, ARSE, GIRLS".

19/06/20 12:25:08

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10208Stephen Bean

Four Funerals and a World Wide Webbing

19/06/20 12:07:56

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 1043Stephen Graham

"My Ahmed's is like that but smaller....

19/06/20 12:05:46

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12081Vanessa the Guesser

It hasn't got much memory.

19/06/20 12:05:20

 
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