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Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2284Scrijjy Doo

Nice knockers!

16/06/20 14:40:24

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 1042Stephen Graham

As you get older, it can be easy to lose your keys.

16/06/20 8:03:52

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6726Hercules Rockefeller

"My eyes are up here."

16/06/20 8:02:14

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Mr Dome  Vote score: 9676Mr Dome

I won him at the fair. He was the booby prize

16/06/20 11:51:47

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It really gets on your tits when that happens. --Morgan .
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1475Karen Oakenfull

Tonight on Domestic Abuse - Untold Stories...We meet Frank from Tennessee:
“My wife of 35 years did this to me the day after we married and she made me stand next to her for hours while she was ironing so she had somewhere to hang my shirts, the linen and all her dresses..........until I shot her.”

16/06/20 11:26:58

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At last you plucked up a ring of confidence. --Morgan .
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12081Vanessa the Guesser

"I'm afraid it's curtains for your sex life."

16/06/20 8:00:37

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1475Karen Oakenfull

It’s clear that Burt was very well hung.

16/06/20 10:23:26

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1285Mark Wilson

My old gymnastics coach had some weird training methods which i think he regrets now

16/06/20 9:42:02

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4019Stu Dent

Lynx for men

16/06/20 8:26:56

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5556James Lennox

In 1953 Frank made his most famous mistake when he boldly stated "Gravity? Fuck gravity."

16/06/20 8:04:03

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20583John Glover

Nippleless Nickelby.

16/06/20 13:41:45

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1475Karen Oakenfull

Pedro eventually got fed of just hanging around.

16/06/20 10:21:54

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1475Karen Oakenfull

A rare private photograph of Prince Albert of Liechtenstein who is world renown for his body piercings. There’s said to be another photo of him showing off his body but it was buried with his wife.

16/06/20 10:17:54

 
Morgan . Vote score: 224Morgan .

Don was told it's a shit or bust situation.
As anticipated he shit his pants.

16/06/20 10:01:31

 
stone face Vote score: 7638stone face

Swipe left..

16/06/20 9:36:35

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1504Willie Johnson

He likes to water ski, but he doesn't like where they attach the tow rope.

16/06/20 9:19:23

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9778Dave Bryan

''Why does Anne Robinson keep pulling the rings?''

''She's trying to find the weakest link.''

16/06/20 8:51:15

 
Mark England Vote score: 16944Mark England

The doctor said that it was the worse case of Ringworm that he has ever seen

16/06/20 8:43:14

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5694Paul Reeve

Dave also had a ring in his cock and both testicles, and when he crouched into a ball he could form the Olympic symbol.

16/06/20 8:30:34

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Audi do that then? --Morgan .
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10204Stephen Bean

"My wife and I enjoy a bit of swinging."

16/06/20 8:15:31

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Address please. --Morgan .
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10204Stephen Bean

Pierced Brosnan

16/06/20 8:00:05

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10697Neil Mackenzie

So he’s got ring pulls on his chest. It could be worse if he had knobs on.

17/06/20 5:11:09

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5742C CaMel

John Lennon Lookalike

16/06/20 20:20:49

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1504Willie Johnson

Love handles.

16/06/20 20:13:48

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3463Crunchy Chords

Frank really wanted to understand what his wife was going through.

16/06/20 15:10:30

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2284Scrijjy Doo

There's got to be an easier way to hang curtains.

16/06/20 14:39:47

 
Morgan . Vote score: 224Morgan .

You know what he's a dead ringer for someone I've seen before.

16/06/20 13:18:08

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6605Glyn Evans

"How heavy was the dough!?"

16/06/20 12:23:34

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9676Mr Dome

Be the best grandad ever to your twin grandchildren with these rather dapper teething rings

16/06/20 11:59:12

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31838Tony Edwards

You're never too old to be on the pull.

16/06/20 10:03:36

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31838Tony Edwards

Ring a Ring o' Poses

16/06/20 9:49:21

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1285Mark Wilson

Message to all elderly, don't forget to turn off your central heating in the summer months before you start to melt

16/06/20 9:39:23

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22239Ian Skelding

Russian gymnastics coach trains the child prodigies.

16/06/20 9:32:11

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1809Rachel P

Next year he’s hoping to thread his belt through

16/06/20 8:58:14

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8926Chris Keegan

Martin Kemp hasn't aged well and desperately needs to get something off his chest.

16/06/20 8:44:55

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14954Dan Nicholls

Best stag do ever... can't believe they shaved my hair off.

16/06/20 8:43:16

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14954Dan Nicholls

"Tribal?"
"No way, these were painful enough, leave me Albert Halls alone."

16/06/20 8:41:38

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4019Stu Dent

Paul and Chain

16/06/20 8:37:08

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5966Vivvy En

Lord of the Moobs

16/06/20 8:36:56

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10204Stephen Bean

Bob Hoop

16/06/20 8:34:05

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This guys got no Hope. --Morgan .
Stu Dent Vote score: 4019Stu Dent

Chain-male

16/06/20 8:29:26

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 1042Stephen Graham

If Carlsberg did piercings.....

16/06/20 8:28:46

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10204Stephen Bean

"If your wife ever asks if you'd mind wearing suspenders, say 'NO!'."

16/06/20 8:26:16

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8926Chris Keegan

Frank does not take kindly to being called a 'Single Lady'.

16/06/20 8:17:01

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

Hey Dave, told ya to hang grandpa Joe by his balls if he touches you again, this is not what I meant. Anyways, wasn't expecting you to actually do that.

16/06/20 8:12:01

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5556James Lennox

Self portrait by John, Ow! Ey!

16/06/20 8:10:07

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9778Dave Bryan

''Man boobs?''

''It certainly looks like a mistake to me.''

16/06/20 8:08:54

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

Nippleodeon

16/06/20 8:03:29

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

Mr. Goldilocks

16/06/20 8:00:44

 
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