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The Grand Wizards horse was led away in shame for terrorising Black Beauty
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Mark England Vote score: 16944Mark England

The Grand Wizard's horse was led away in shame for terrorising Black Beauty

21/06/20 9:47:33

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9780Dave Bryan

Dobbin Hood

21/06/20 8:42:10

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5966Vivvy En

Gimp my ride

21/06/20 8:35:01

 
Molly R Vote score: 1779Molly R

Racing restarts at Newmarket with full PPE.

21/06/20 8:03:03

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12081Vanessa the Guesser

Shyer horse

21/06/20 8:02:15

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18838Troompa Loompa

Mr Snuffle-up-a-gas

21/06/20 8:20:48

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5556James Lennox

"Why the long mask?"

21/06/20 8:00:08

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2284Scrijjy Doo

"I'm just covering my ass."

21/06/20 19:02:34

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 424alexandra ball

The masked Trigger

21/06/20 12:30:36

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14954Dan Nicholls

He's in disgrace since the farmer caught him nuts deep in his Range Rover.

21/06/20 10:16:10

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10697Neil Mackenzie

Oh Dressage! Not Fancy Dressage?

21/06/20 9:44:40

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22239Ian Skelding

"Ass, Ass, Ass!"

21/06/20 9:36:51

 
Flo . Vote score: 224Flo .

Okay I've lost the last six races....but why does he keep talking about glue?

21/06/20 9:18:24

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1286Mark Wilson

"Congratulations to Battleship Boy, winning his 1st race by a... umm nose ... er short head ...

21/06/20 9:06:46

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10208Stephen Bean

He's off to the air neighed shelter.

21/06/20 8:41:45

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9780Dave Bryan

Anon's horse is returned to the stables.

21/06/20 8:30:52

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12081Vanessa the Guesser

He suffers from Haydock fever.

21/06/20 8:07:14

 
Flo . Vote score: 224Flo .

No wonder she wont show her face the dirty mare's a bit of a slapper she brags about having sixteen hands between her legs.

21/06/20 15:17:48

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22239Ian Skelding

Weld Orchid

21/06/20 9:48:35

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8928Chris Keegan

Quite bizarrely Flash won most races just on the nose.

21/06/20 9:21:37

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8928Chris Keegan

Star was late, he had a long lunch break.

21/06/20 8:55:29

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1286Mark Wilson

He was one of the top horse trainers but his flatulence problem was just so bad

21/06/20 8:53:25

 
Flo . Vote score: 224Flo .

You can keep the long face but you're being gelded tomorrow for sure....I heard your wife talking about it earlier.

21/06/20 8:44:51

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4022Stu Dent

The pandemic has now been classed as stable.

21/06/20 8:37:08

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6607Glyn Evans

"This is Clippity Cyclops. He's an important part in the fight for domestic terrorism."

21/06/20 8:26:33

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 1043Stephen Graham

Trigger was sent to trial for ravishing three young fillies.

21/06/20 8:21:47

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18838Troompa Loompa

Air Raid Cirencester

21/06/20 8:11:23

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

Please welcome our new surgeon in the horsepital, Dr. War Horse

21/06/20 8:09:24

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4022Stu Dent

Reports in there is a ringer at this year's Elephant Darby.

21/06/20 8:05:10

 
Molly R Vote score: 1779Molly R

"Why did you name him Dogbreath?"

21/06/20 8:03:21

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10208Stephen Bean

Pegasus mask

21/06/20 9:25:26

 
Flo . Vote score: 224Flo .

I know I'm worth a lot BUT this is a mare of a protective face mask.

21/06/20 9:13:11

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10208Stephen Bean

PimPE my ride

21/06/20 9:03:33

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 1043Stephen Graham

Hey John, how the fuck am I jumping over Beecher's Brook with this thing on?

21/06/20 8:45:08

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Carefully --John Glover
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6727Hercules Rockefeller

Boris had always wanted to be an anteater for Halloween.

21/06/20 8:09:57

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1505Willie Johnson

Y the long face? Ears to you.

21/06/20 8:06:28

 
Molly R Vote score: 1779Molly R

"Boss, is it time to take Shergar's disguise off now?"

21/06/20 8:04:07

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5556James Lennox

A horse walks into an air raid shelter ...

21/06/20 8:00:42

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Boom Boom.(That's the noise outside.) --John Glover
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4656Karyn Harrison

There were days when Mr Ed star, Bamboo Harvester, just wasn't in the mood for signing autographs.

21/06/20 8:00:16

 
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