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Where are the muppets, Kermit?  Please dont refer to The Captioneers as muppets.
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 9724Dave Bryan

''Where are the muppets, Kermit?''

''Please don't refer to The Captioneers as muppets.''

20/05/20 8:13:04

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Doesn't sum them muppet all. --Willie Johnson
Mark England Vote score: 16928Mark England

"So with him retiring we're looking for someone to fill the void and we think you are the ideal candidate. So Mr Bloomberg, how would you feel about becoming the new Gonzo?"

20/05/20 8:49:50

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5545James Lennox

"So Kermit, I was mayor of New York for over a decade, my personal wealth exceeds 50 billion dollars, I recently ran for President of the USA, and I've given over 2 billion dollars to various charities. What have you done with your life?"

"I f*cked Miss Piggy."

20/05/20 8:11:11

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Phew, I thought Kermit was talking to Jeffrey Epstein for a minute there.  --Glyn Evans
alexandra ball Vote score: 414alexandra ball

What's it like with someone pulling your strings all the time, asked Kermit.

20/05/20 10:12:20

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10140Stephen Bean

"Don't worry, I'm sure you'll get re-elected. You're well ahead according to the tad-polls."

20/05/20 8:23:40

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10689Neil Mackenzie

So you’re saying Beaker and Donald Trump are one and the same?

20/05/20 9:01:41

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5077Chris Halliwell

So you want me to put this hand where???

20/05/20 8:35:44

 
Stephen Graham Vote score: 1037Stephen Graham

"I didn't know it was your left leg I was eating, did I? And anyway, I'm French!"

20/05/20 15:07:30

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18826Troompa Loompa

The Muppets Take Manhattan

20/05/20 9:44:44

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14949Dan Nicholls

"...and I had this bacon sandwich, my God it tasted good"
"......!......"

20/05/20 9:33:16

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Wow..was it Hot, Fatty & on the over EASY side by any chance & just a bit greasy? --Woofer 6
Vivvy En Vote score: 5949Vivvy En

-"Excuse me, Sir...but you're sitting on my hand."
-"Hmm, quite nice actually."

20/05/20 9:03:33

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12046Vanessa the Guesser

"I want to know when you're going to open Sesame Street?"

20/05/20 8:59:03

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9724Dave Bryan

''I think my little brother may have been abducted by a wicked lady, sir. Did you ever see a woman coming out of New York City with a frog in her hand?''

20/05/20 8:50:18

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Rachel P Vote score: 1789Rachel P

"You Just Put Your Lips Together and Blow.”

20/05/20 8:47:31

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9724Dave Bryan

''Why do you and Waldorf always sit in the balcony?''

20/05/20 8:35:57

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We like a frogs eye view. --Woofer 6
stone face Vote score: 7637stone face

Well I hope you're going to kermit yourself to this long term relationship.

20/05/20 8:09:47

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1789Rachel P

"Sir, are you mocking my head?"

20/05/20 8:09:31

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10140Stephen Bean

*2018* "Pay attention, I'm not going to stop ribbitting on, even if you have me kermitted. There's going to be a nasty virus. Everyone needs their own N95 mask or a lot of people are going to croak it… You don't think amphibian do you?"

20/05/20 8:09:25

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5545James Lennox

The guy on the left is Michael Bloomberg, mayor of New York City from 2002-2013 ... I've got no idea who the little green bastard is.

20/05/20 8:07:07

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He's Macron in disguise asking for a loan. --Woofer 6
Molly R Vote score: 1773Molly R

"So did you enjoy tasting your first fly?"

20/05/20 8:06:21

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9663Mr Dome

How could you eat my leg?

20/05/20 8:02:51

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Eat your leg?...That's just a web of lies. --Woofer 6
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6723Hercules Rockefeller

"Frog in my throat? No, but I certainly wouldn't mind having one."

20/05/20 8:02:03

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4473Lucky Elperro

"Excuse me Mr Bloomberg, but shouldn't you take your seat in the balcony with the other grumpy old bast*rd?"

20/05/20 21:26:11

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1486Willie Johnson

"You're still here? Maybe I didn't just dream that I became President of the U.S."

20/05/20 20:38:47

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5960Tosser Wivlov

"Not flies, help me with the flyers."

20/05/20 14:28:23

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

"Say what, is there a possibility to join the cabinet as defense minster, heard Trump sacked a few", asked the guy on the right

20/05/20 12:28:45

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18826Troompa Loompa

The Pig Apple

20/05/20 9:34:41

 
stone face Vote score: 7637stone face

I used to operate Kermit in his early years. I wouldn't say I was the sole reason he made it big, but I did have a big hand in it.

20/05/20 9:26:54

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In those days he was just a frog eyed 'sprite' --Woofer 6
Woofer 6 Vote score: 224Woofer 6

Thanks Kermit for introducing me to Miss Piggy, I can still smell her....Wow 4 fingers Michael she really is progressing.

20/05/20 8:54:37

 
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