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Glyn Evans Vote score: 6513Glyn Evans

"Can I take your order please?"

18/05/20 20:01:37

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Yeah...fu** off! --Woofer 6
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9041Dave Bryan

Bay window

18/05/20 20:14:55

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3213Crunchy Chords

I DON'T CARE IF IT'S A GIFT HORSE, HOW CAN YOU NOT LOOK?!

18/05/20 20:00:56

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31446Tony Edwards

"Hello, I'm your new neighbour."

18/05/20 20:38:54

 
Guideaux . Vote score: 2212Guideaux .

"Here's Eddy!"

18/05/20 20:16:05

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Eddy Redmane? --Karyn Harrison
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9423Mr Dome

Horses for Corsas

18/05/20 22:25:19

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31446Tony Edwards

"He's no palomino."

18/05/20 20:34:05

 
Guideaux . Vote score: 2212Guideaux .

Pump up the Foalume.

18/05/20 20:13:13

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6979The Wolf

Ah, the old 'give your kids LSD in the car wash trick'. Keeps them happy everytime.

18/05/20 20:04:57

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8435Chris Keegan

"TWO METERS!!!"

18/05/20 20:43:19

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yes. one is gas the other electric. --John Glover
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

"Is that a mustang?"

18/05/20 21:01:29

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8435Chris Keegan

"For God's sake David, put the window up, he's clearly un stable!"

18/05/20 20:40:41

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Yeah you're right...the kids weird for sure.  --Woofer 6
Vivvy En Vote score: 5638Vivvy En

He's always scaring kids. He's a one-trick pony.

18/05/20 20:35:16

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9257Stephen Bean

Shocking horse

18/05/20 20:25:54

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18044Troompa Loompa

All the screaming made him a little horse.

18/05/20 20:16:52

 
Dev B Vote score: 606Dev B

Afreddie Mercury

19/05/20 13:59:30

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10555Neil Mackenzie

Can I hitch a ride the Mule Train isn’t running.

19/05/20 7:05:01

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2102Scrijjy Doo

Pedophilly

19/05/20 1:14:57

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6095Greg Curtis

"EEEEkquestrian."

18/05/20 22:23:13

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1369Karen Oakenfull

MUUUM! HE’S NICKED MY BOTTOM TEETH!!”

18/05/20 21:57:04

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5638Vivvy En

"Hey, kid...Do you like my gum piercing?"

18/05/20 21:17:58

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21944Ian Skelding

"Will you answer my equestrian or not?"

18/05/20 21:13:13

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5935Tosser Wivlov

Stop screaming, I warned you they had a pony and trap.

18/05/20 21:07:51

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11512Vanessa the Guesser

"Gimme the keys. I'm Sarah Jessica Parker."

18/05/20 21:04:40

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9257Stephen Bean

Mad as a March mare

18/05/20 21:03:58

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9257Stephen Bean

Bridle-head Revisited

18/05/20 20:52:20

 
John Llamas Vote score: 20007John Llamas

“...... you see darling, some people are a little disturbed to see an ass against the window.”

18/05/20 20:51:36

 
stone face Vote score: 7465stone face

"EEK-A-MOUSE."

18/05/20 20:47:04

 
stone face Vote score: 7465stone face

"Oh my God!! What an ugly looking thing. Frightened the life out of me, it did." Said the horse.

18/05/20 20:44:58

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1367Willie Johnson

He was aghast as his sister became a little hoarse from all the yelling and belched in his face.

18/05/20 20:44:13

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The Wolf Vote score: 6979The Wolf

These children Veterinary dentists are useless...

18/05/20 20:44:03

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5935Tosser Wivlov

Looks like they've been working her hammer and tounge.

18/05/20 20:43:40

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11512Vanessa the Guesser

"Come on, let's jump the lights!"

18/05/20 20:37:39

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 680Generic RedHead

"Why the long face?"
"HAHA, I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE!"

18/05/20 20:37:08

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9257Stephen Bean

A naggylactic shock

18/05/20 20:34:27

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18044Troompa Loompa

Not many known that Desert Orchid auditioned for the T-Rex part in Jurassic Park.

18/05/20 20:32:05

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9423Mr Dome

Typical horny teenager screaming for ass

18/05/20 20:31:09

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3746Stu Dent

Red Rum, Red Rum, Red Rum,

18/05/20 20:30:36

 
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3346Paul Woolley

That makes two of them who've got the trots.

18/05/20 20:20:26

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9257Stephen Bean

The Horse and His Boy

18/05/20 20:17:16

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8435Chris Keegan

Simon wasn't expecting to see his Godfather.

18/05/20 20:16:12

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1475Rachel P

COUGH, COUGH!

18/05/20 20:15:08

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18044Troompa Loompa

Dave jnr was very unhappy when getting fitted for bray-ces.

18/05/20 20:13:15

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5344James Lennox

"Dad, there's a horse poking its head in the window and AGHHH! SOMEBODY JUST UNFRIENDED ME ON FACEBOOK!!"

18/05/20 20:11:40

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3213Crunchy Chords

"What's that you were saying about being so hungry you could eat a horse?"

18/05/20 20:09:07

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6979The Wolf

"Oh my God Julie, quick, do up the back window. We're wasting the air conditioning"

18/05/20 20:08:00

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5701C CaMel

"Boys, please be kind, this is Camilla."

18/05/20 20:06:44

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6581Hercules Rockefeller

Todd knew he'd always remain a virgin as he'd heard it straight from the horse's mouth.

18/05/20 20:05:38

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9041Dave Bryan

Car Sher-gar

18/05/20 20:02:45

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3213Crunchy Chords

"Why the terrified face?"

18/05/20 20:02:34

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3213Crunchy Chords

Michael's first driving lesson was not going well.

18/05/20 20:01:55

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1475Rachel P

“Hey! Remember me from your alphabet?”

18/05/20 20:00:54

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5564Paul Reeve

Boy...”AGHHH”
Dad.....”It’s only a pony Jimmy.”
Boy....”I know dad, but the pony’s not in your pants.”

18/05/20 20:00:43

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6979The Wolf

"MUM, HELP...I CAN SEE A BAR OF SOAP..."

18/05/20 20:00:11

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Quick grab it son...the shops sold out again! --Woofer 6
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