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  Smuldo Vote score: 11579 Smuldo

"Oh no, I think I've pulled a Calf..."

12/05/20 20:00:58

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9165Stephen Bean

Taurus de France

12/05/20 20:00:06

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10547Neil Mackenzie

Sandra! Bullock!

13/05/20 5:03:15

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17985Troompa Loompa

Beef Encounter

12/05/20 20:17:11

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11477Vanessa the Guesser

Gangs of bike thieves target lone bulls cycling to work.

12/05/20 20:16:40

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3717Stu Dent

Knew I shouldn't have left my back light on.

12/05/20 20:07:38

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 481Charles Gilbert

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!

13/05/20 5:32:58

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5592Vivvy En

"Hey lady, I just wanted to say 'Heifer nice day'."

12/05/20 21:12:26

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6491Glyn Evans

Gore de France

12/05/20 20:00:15

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5552Paul Reeve

It looks like it won’t be just his bike leaving skid marks.

12/05/20 20:05:31

 1
Yep makes a whole new meaning to a skid pan. --Woofer 6
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5017Chris Halliwell

The Milk Race?

12/05/20 20:01:21

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11579 Smuldo

Lance Farmstrong.

12/05/20 20:00:07

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 481Charles Gilbert

After just a single trampling the group decided that Cycle/Rodeo, or Crodeo for short, was a very bad idea.

13/05/20 5:32:42

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 481Charles Gilbert

"Why won't you let me love you?!"

13/05/20 5:29:18

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5690C CaMel

The leader is wearing a Jersey.

12/05/20 21:52:09

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31384Tony Edwards

He's going to be more than saddle-sore when that bull gets hold of him.

12/05/20 20:48:05

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8381Chris Keegan

Confusion reigns as cyclists can now go out for over an hour and still get charged.

12/05/20 20:30:55

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1456Rachel P

The winner gets the yellow jersey

12/05/20 20:20:50

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17985Troompa Loompa

Close Encownter of the Herd Kind

12/05/20 20:17:09

 
Mark England Vote score: 16482Mark England

..and that was the first and last time that the Tour de France came to Pamplona

12/05/20 20:07:19

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21913Ian Skelding

Lanced Armstrong

Nod to 20:00:07

12/05/20 20:06:55

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5017Chris Halliwell

It's udder chaos at the Tour de France.

12/05/20 20:06:07

 
Mark England Vote score: 16482Mark England

Girls. Never cycle past a cattle field at that time of the month. It's like a red rag to a bull

12/05/20 20:01:24

 
Molly R Vote score: 1663Molly R

Living in Covid-land is like trying to keep ahead of a charging bull. You don't stop when you are tired; you only stop when the bull is.

12/05/20 20:01:12

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8381Chris Keegan

"Cyclists are becoming a bloody pain at the moment, this is something I herd"

12/05/20 20:00:13

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3192Crunchy Chords

He's about to have a steering problem.

12/05/20 20:00:07

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5920Tosser Wivlov

Oiy! Wait for the horn.

13/05/20 22:54:41

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 306alexandra ball

heif me,this aint good.

13/05/20 15:27:14

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 949Mark Wilson

I'm fine with the guys but I never lycra

13/05/20 10:55:16

 
Woofer 6 Vote score: 87Woofer 6

Soon to be...Raw Hide.

13/05/20 9:23:23

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9378Mr Dome

The Brits keep churning out great cyclists

12/05/20 23:06:29

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31384Tony Edwards

Road bullock

12/05/20 21:16:14

 1
Max Verstappen eat your heart out. --Woofer 6
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2089Scrijjy Doo

Vicious Cycle

12/05/20 21:11:15

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1456Rachel P

The relay was narrowly beaten over four legs

12/05/20 21:07:18

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6961The Wolf

F-cking Lance Armstrong with his sunburnt bottom and buttockless shorts. Will do anything to gain an advantage...

12/05/20 21:03:55

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2089Scrijjy Doo

Too bad it wasn't a "Bull" helmet.

12/05/20 20:58:54

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1456Rachel P

Taking stock

12/05/20 20:44:00

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17985Troompa Loompa

Looks like she's about to be T-boned.

12/05/20 20:42:55

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8381Chris Keegan

You just know she's going to come off and milk it!

12/05/20 20:35:50

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21913Ian Skelding

Eddie Bull

12/05/20 20:30:26

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5690C CaMel

Congestion Charge

12/05/20 20:30:14

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4382Karyn Harrison

Monster vache

12/05/20 20:29:51

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17985Troompa Loompa

She didn't see the No Oversteaking sign.

12/05/20 20:21:25

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4382Karyn Harrison

Bully beef

12/05/20 20:17:26

 
Mark England Vote score: 16482Mark England

" Who left the gate open?"

12/05/20 20:14:17

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3192Crunchy Chords

… "Cor, a hoof up his bum, a bloody mess on the shorts! He'll have some Barney Rubble gettin' out that whole-stain."

12/05/20 20:12:34

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21913Ian Skelding

The Vealodrome

12/05/20 20:11:40

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9165Stephen Bean

Four Wheelings and a Funeral

12/05/20 20:11:02

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10547Neil Mackenzie

He went after the English rider, yes.
No.
He went after the German rider, ya.
Nein.
He went after the French rider, wee.
Non.
He went after the Spaniard with the grassy ass.

12/05/20 20:09:48

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5017Chris Halliwell

Looks like she'll need to go Hell for Leather.

12/05/20 20:04:42

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3717Stu Dent

Go on pull a Vealie

12/05/20 20:03:41

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8956Dave Bryan

Barrie's Bullock

12/05/20 20:01:05

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10547Neil Mackenzie

Bull flight

12/05/20 20:00:57

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3192Crunchy Chords

Mad cow?

12/05/20 20:00:31

 
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