"Oh no, I think I've pulled a Calf..."

12/05/20 20:00:58

Taurus de France

12/05/20 20:00:06

Sandra! Bullock!

13/05/20 5:03:15

Beef Encounter

12/05/20 20:17:11

Gangs of bike thieves target lone bulls cycling to work.

12/05/20 20:16:40

Knew I shouldn't have left my back light on.

12/05/20 20:07:38

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!

13/05/20 5:32:58

"Hey lady, I just wanted to say 'Heifer nice day'."

12/05/20 21:12:26

Gore de France

12/05/20 20:00:15

It looks like it won’t be just his bike leaving skid marks.

12/05/20 20:05:31

The Milk Race?

12/05/20 20:01:21

Lance Farmstrong.

12/05/20 20:00:07

After just a single trampling the group decided that Cycle/Rodeo, or Crodeo for short, was a very bad idea.

13/05/20 5:32:42

"Why won't you let me love you?!"

13/05/20 5:29:18

The leader is wearing a Jersey.

12/05/20 21:52:09

He's going to be more than saddle-sore when that bull gets hold of him.

12/05/20 20:48:05

Confusion reigns as cyclists can now go out for over an hour and still get charged.

12/05/20 20:30:55

The winner gets the yellow jersey

12/05/20 20:20:50

Close Encownter of the Herd Kind

12/05/20 20:17:09

..and that was the first and last time that the Tour de France came to Pamplona

12/05/20 20:07:19

Lanced Armstrong

Nod to 20:00:07

12/05/20 20:06:55

It's udder chaos at the Tour de France.

12/05/20 20:06:07

Girls. Never cycle past a cattle field at that time of the month. It's like a red rag to a bull

12/05/20 20:01:24

Living in Covid-land is like trying to keep ahead of a charging bull. You don't stop when you are tired; you only stop when the bull is.

12/05/20 20:01:12

"Cyclists are becoming a bloody pain at the moment, this is something I herd"

12/05/20 20:00:13

He's about to have a steering problem.

12/05/20 20:00:07

Oiy! Wait for the horn.

13/05/20 22:54:41

heif me,this aint good.

13/05/20 15:27:14

I'm fine with the guys but I never lycra

13/05/20 10:55:16

Soon to be...Raw Hide.

13/05/20 9:23:23

The Brits keep churning out great cyclists

12/05/20 23:06:29

Road bullock

12/05/20 21:16:14

Vicious Cycle

12/05/20 21:11:15

The relay was narrowly beaten over four legs

12/05/20 21:07:18

F-cking Lance Armstrong with his sunburnt bottom and buttockless shorts. Will do anything to gain an advantage...

12/05/20 21:03:55

Too bad it wasn't a "Bull" helmet.

12/05/20 20:58:54

Taking stock

12/05/20 20:44:00

Looks like she's about to be T-boned.

12/05/20 20:42:55

You just know she's going to come off and milk it!

12/05/20 20:35:50

Eddie Bull

12/05/20 20:30:26

Congestion Charge

12/05/20 20:30:14

Monster vache

12/05/20 20:29:51

She didn't see the No Oversteaking sign.

12/05/20 20:21:25

Bully beef

12/05/20 20:17:26

" Who left the gate open?"

12/05/20 20:14:17

… "Cor, a hoof up his bum, a bloody mess on the shorts! He'll have some Barney Rubble gettin' out that whole-stain."

12/05/20 20:12:34

The Vealodrome

12/05/20 20:11:40

Four Wheelings and a Funeral

12/05/20 20:11:02

He went after the English rider, yes.
No.
He went after the German rider, ya.
Nein.
He went after the French rider, wee.
Non.
He went after the Spaniard with the grassy ass.

12/05/20 20:09:48

Looks like she'll need to go Hell for Leather.

12/05/20 20:04:42

Go on pull a Vealie

12/05/20 20:03:41

Barrie's Bullock

12/05/20 20:01:05

Bull flight

12/05/20 20:00:57

Mad cow?

12/05/20 20:00:31