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Stephen Bean Vote score: 9165Stephen Bean

This handshake is so 2021.

12/05/20 12:06:10

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6961The Wolf

The invisible man is finally arrested.

12/05/20 12:00:06

 
Mark England Vote score: 16482Mark England

Police have announced that they have finally apprehended infamous prisoner, Harry 'Houdini' Roberts, who has managed to escape from six different prisons.....Oh no, not again?

12/05/20 12:35:30

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4382Karyn Harrison

Touching the void

12/05/20 12:29:06

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5592Vivvy En

♪ Don't stand so close to me

12/05/20 12:21:40

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My bad. Didn't see the other one and it didn't flag when posted. Deleted. --Charles Gilbert
James Lennox Vote score: 5306James Lennox

ZZ Cop

12/05/20 12:03:01

 
Mark England Vote score: 16482Mark England

Police stand-off

12/05/20 12:14:59

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10547Neil Mackenzie

With social distancing rules they play rock, paper scissors to see who takes the squad car and who walks to the station.

12/05/20 20:13:19

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 306alexandra ball

This guy is the greatest, no no, this guy is the greatest. Oh stop it you.

12/05/20 16:34:54

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8381Chris Keegan

You know things are getting bad when the police are dependent on hand outs.

12/05/20 12:07:34

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11477Vanessa the Guesser

Beware the long arm of the law.

12/05/20 12:00:28

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I think any captions posted within the first 30 seconds should be regarded as equals, otherwise the captioneer with the fastest downloading speed is always going to reap the benefits from posting the good, obvious caption first. So I would also ig... --Dave Bryan
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1349Karen Oakenfull

WE WANT BEER

12/05/20 17:21:22

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20315John Glover

♫ Touching you touching me ....

12/05/20 12:38:00

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4382Karyn Harrison

"Yes, we're identical twins. We even dress the same."

12/05/20 12:25:46

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21913Ian Skelding

"They want beer as well."

12/05/20 12:23:40

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20315John Glover

"Right, I've put my right arm in, my right arm out, in, out, in, out ... but I can't shake it all about, I'm wearing speedos under my trousers."
"Hokey cokey, well do something else."

12/05/20 12:22:21

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5552Paul Reeve

Getting on the wrong side of the law can result in a long stretch.

12/05/20 12:12:53

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8956Dave Bryan

''My paper beats your paper.''

''Why?''

''You're reading The Daily Mail.''

12/05/20 12:04:47

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Rachel P Vote score: 1456Rachel P

Explaining new Covid-19 rules through interpretive dance

12/05/20 12:04:37

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3717Stu Dent

Police show force incase thieves take a fence.

12/05/20 12:01:51

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8956Dave Bryan

Eight out of ten twats prefer whiskers.

12/05/20 12:01:38

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Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5920Tosser Wivlov

They each suspect the other will press charges.

13/05/20 23:10:14

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 98Fozzgog B.

On their time trip to 2020 James Kirk had been arrested for soliciting, indecent exposure and various violations of social distancing rules - but as usual Scotty's transporter timing was impeccable

13/05/20 21:42:19

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8381Chris Keegan

I love guess the prop party games. This one's a cracker.

12/05/20 20:45:23

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 387Gavin Smithers

PCSOs- keeping the public out of 'arms' way.

12/05/20 19:52:38

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10547Neil Mackenzie

Shortly after this picture was taken these two officers were thrown out of the police force. People assumed it was because of their beards, but the real reason was the force found out that their parents had been married when they were born.

12/05/20 19:46:24

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2089Scrijjy Doo

ZZ Cop

12/05/20 19:09:17

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2089Scrijjy Doo

Conjoined twins attached at the fingertips finally separated!

12/05/20 19:08:17

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2089Scrijjy Doo

Herpes can jump 12 feet.

12/05/20 18:59:01

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

No P.C. to P.C. connection.

12/05/20 18:24:05

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5690C CaMel

Porcine Language

12/05/20 15:59:01

 
Dev B Vote score: 599Dev B

Hold my invisible beer

12/05/20 14:05:51

 
stone face Vote score: 7415stone face

"Quick! Say cheers and clink our glasses together, before the notorious pint thief strikes again."

12/05/20 13:20:44

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31384Tony Edwards

Brothers in arms

12/05/20 13:07:53

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17985Troompa Loompa

"Where d'you want this mirror put Groucho?"

12/05/20 12:55:32

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17985Troompa Loompa

"I've got to hand it to y...sh*t! Where'd it go?"

12/05/20 12:52:04

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21913Ian Skelding

Police frozen shoulder unit.

12/05/20 12:47:12

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17985Troompa Loompa

Handle with Pair

12/05/20 12:38:59

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14548Dan Nicholls

The two officers pictured are in hot hirsuit of the escaped barber.

12/05/20 12:38:26

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Cut to the chase. --Woofer 6
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17985Troompa Loompa

Officer training now involve playing Slapsies, one-handed.

12/05/20 12:34:25

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9165Stephen Bean

Social dystancing

12/05/20 12:28:26

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5690C CaMel

Bike theives operate in this area.

12/05/20 12:27:19

 
Woofer 6 Vote score: 87Woofer 6

To you to me...to me to you...chuckle chuckle.

12/05/20 12:20:12

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6491Glyn Evans

That's an extreme way to say "Keep off the grass"

12/05/20 12:18:53

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5690C CaMel

Teaplods

12/05/20 12:17:50

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31384Tony Edwards

Police force field

12/05/20 12:14:33

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 949Mark Wilson

It wasn't until they pointed to the monthly raffle star prize that they noticed it had been stolen

12/05/20 12:13:17

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8956Dave Bryan

BREAKING NEWS: More fuzz on the streets.

12/05/20 12:06:02

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3717Stu Dent

Somewhat touching photo of our police forces on the verge.

12/05/20 12:05:42

 
Molly R Vote score: 1663Molly R

I suppose they think that's two metres.

12/05/20 12:01:10

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11477Vanessa the Guesser

Wanna cop a feel?

12/05/20 12:00:54

 
Woofer 6 Vote score: 87Woofer 6

Police Cars in short supply....Officers undertake Bus Stop Training.

12/05/20 12:00:44

 
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