lol x2 clever

Lard of the Rungs

21/04/20 12:00:17

"Shit! Stop that bloody Ice Cream Van!"

21/04/20 13:27:01

When she gets down I don't want to be the one to tell her it was just a drill.

21/04/20 12:19:55

Snacks and ladders

21/04/20 12:00:09

I didn't know they stress tested ladders.

21/04/20 13:26:24

"When I agreed to pose for you Lucian, I thought I'd be reclining on a couch or something ..."

21/04/20 12:29:03

Lockdown fun activity number 3. Placing a glazed donut on the pavement outside of a fat person's house on laundry day after bricking up their doorway...

21/04/20 12:56:38

This is wrong on so many levels.

21/04/20 12:00:40

Cakes and ladders

21/04/20 12:00:03

"Quick Sally, my wife's home, climb out of the window. She'll be mad that I'm having an affair but she'll be really f*cking annoyed if she finds out it's with a skinny bastard"

21/04/20 13:04:15

The Eyeful Tower

21/04/20 12:19:37

"Well Officer, it's quite a story. You see, I was in the shower when ..."

21/04/20 12:04:27

"Ahh, so that's why it's unlucky to walk under a ladder."

21/04/20 17:08:04

Fat burglar

21/04/20 12:44:07

"Hey miss, come back! You've got £100 worth of toilet roll stuck there."

21/04/20 12:07:37

Posh Spice does a bit of housework during lockdown.

21/04/20 12:02:54

Jacob, we're gonna need a bigger ladder

21/04/20 12:01:01

High cholesterol.

21/04/20 12:00:32

Look at this funny shaped potato i found in the bag everybody

21/04/20 19:14:32

"I took off my tights because they were chafing my butt cheeks and now there is a ladder in them".

21/04/20 17:46:23

SOLD!

21/04/20 15:04:43

What's that Trump up to this time?

21/04/20 14:39:39

I feel sorry for the fireman who was stood on the top rung

21/04/20 13:33:16

Get ready for a moon landing

21/04/20 13:24:50

Climbing the corpulent ladder

21/04/20 12:57:23

''It's always the same when you park near the sea front. Some giant bird will crap on your car.''

21/04/20 12:15:18

You've Been A-Framed!

21/04/20 12:09:32

Larder

21/04/20 12:00:28

Successful window cleaners get up at the crack of Dawn.

21/04/20 12:00:06

Searching for more toilet paper.

22/04/20 9:33:33

An early piece by M C Escher

21/04/20 18:47:26

I can't find the paint roller.

21/04/20 16:26:08

"We're out of tyres Boss."
"We could use Michelin Man, shit, where's he gone?"

21/04/20 16:14:25

"Y?"

21/04/20 15:39:31

Holding the ladder steady from below, I looked up and was overwhelmed by ascent of arse.

21/04/20 15:21:24

Taking the first steps to a new diet.

21/04/20 14:44:52

"Yeah, go on, take the piss. It must be easy to reach an itch when you're skinny"

21/04/20 14:20:12

Rodin's lesser known work, The Stinker.

21/04/20 14:04:20

Maybe we need to fix that lock on the sauna door.

21/04/20 13:49:54

Bottom of the ladder

21/04/20 13:37:04

I've finally had enough of lockdown, cries Vanessa Feltz

21/04/20 13:36:29

The Moona Lisa

21/04/20 13:25:07

Adie pose

21/04/20 13:09:17

"I'm trying a balanced diet."

21/04/20 12:44:24

Diet Day 2: I only said the flat above had had a Domino's pizza delivery and she suddenly vanished

21/04/20 12:43:30

"When I said you'd lose weight the further you are from the centre of the Earth…"

21/04/20 12:38:33

Weight Watching

21/04/20 12:29:34

Pie in the sky?

21/04/20 12:27:13

Naked Fattraction

21/04/20 12:26:12

Rear-view window

21/04/20 12:22:13

"How the hell did a Jehovah's witness manage to get in to my bedroom?"

21/04/20 12:19:49

"Oh dear, I'm always getting ladders in my titans."

21/04/20 12:12:24

"Last time I was on top of one of those I took out a light bulb."

21/04/20 12:11:56

It's a dirty protest! Get the hell out of here!,

21/04/20 12:10:01

When you get this obese you need massive toys for DIY

21/04/20 12:08:01

“That cheeky cow is looking through our window again Barry.”

21/04/20 12:03:58

That's the first time in ages she's got her leg over.

21/04/20 12:03:45

Scale of the Century with Knickerless Arse-on

21/04/20 12:01:51

I dread to see the snake.

21/04/20 12:01:50

Hugh Jarce Window Cleaning Services

21/04/20 12:00:13

♫ I saw the crescent
You saw the whole of the moon ♫

21/04/20 12:00:10