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Lard of the Rungs
21/04/20 11:00:17
"Shit! Stop that bloody Ice Cream Van!"
21/04/20 12:27:01
When she gets down I don't want to be the one to tell her it was just a drill.
21/04/20 11:19:55
Snacks and ladders
21/04/20 11:00:09
I didn't know they stress tested ladders.
21/04/20 12:26:24
"When I agreed to pose for you Lucian, I thought I'd be reclining on a couch or something ..."
21/04/20 11:29:03
Lockdown fun activity number 3. Placing a glazed donut on the pavement outside of a fat person's house on laundry day after bricking up their doorway...
21/04/20 11:56:38
This is wrong on so many levels.
21/04/20 11:00:40
Cakes and ladders
21/04/20 11:00:03
"Quick Sally, my wife's home, climb out of the window. She'll be mad that I'm having an affair but she'll be really f*cking annoyed if she finds out it's with a skinny bastard"
21/04/20 12:04:15
The Eyeful Tower
21/04/20 11:19:37
"Well Officer, it's quite a story. You see, I was in the shower when ..."
21/04/20 11:04:27
"Ahh, so that's why it's unlucky to walk under a ladder."
21/04/20 16:08:04
Fat burglar
21/04/20 11:44:07
"Hey miss, come back! You've got £100 worth of toilet roll stuck there."
21/04/20 11:07:37
Posh Spice does a bit of housework during lockdown.
21/04/20 11:02:54
Jacob, we're gonna need a bigger ladder
21/04/20 11:01:01
High cholesterol.
21/04/20 11:00:32
Look at this funny shaped potato i found in the bag everybody
21/04/20 18:14:32
"I took off my tights because they were chafing my butt cheeks and now there is a ladder in them".
21/04/20 16:46:23
SOLD!
21/04/20 14:04:43
What's that Trump up to this time?
21/04/20 13:39:39
I feel sorry for the fireman who was stood on the top rung
21/04/20 12:33:16
Get ready for a moon landing
21/04/20 12:24:50
Climbing the corpulent ladder
21/04/20 11:57:23
''It's always the same when you park near the sea front. Some giant bird will crap on your car.''
21/04/20 11:15:18
You've Been A-Framed!
21/04/20 11:09:32
Larder
21/04/20 11:00:28
Successful window cleaners get up at the crack of Dawn.
21/04/20 11:00:06
Searching for more toilet paper.
22/04/20 8:33:33
An early piece by M C Escher
21/04/20 17:47:26
I can't find the paint roller.
21/04/20 15:26:08
"We're out of tyres Boss.""We could use Michelin Man, shit, where's he gone?"
21/04/20 15:14:25
"Y?"
21/04/20 14:39:31
Holding the ladder steady from below, I looked up and was overwhelmed by ascent of arse.
21/04/20 14:21:24
Taking the first steps to a new diet.
21/04/20 13:44:52
"Yeah, go on, take the piss. It must be easy to reach an itch when you're skinny"
21/04/20 13:20:12
Rodin's lesser known work, The Stinker.
21/04/20 13:04:20
Maybe we need to fix that lock on the sauna door.
21/04/20 12:49:54
Bottom of the ladder
21/04/20 12:37:04
I've finally had enough of lockdown, cries Vanessa Feltz
21/04/20 12:36:29
The Moona Lisa
21/04/20 12:25:07
Adie pose
21/04/20 12:09:17
"I'm trying a balanced diet."
21/04/20 11:44:24
Diet Day 2: I only said the flat above had had a Domino's pizza delivery and she suddenly vanished
21/04/20 11:43:30
"When I said you'd lose weight the further you are from the centre of the Earth…"
21/04/20 11:38:33
Weight Watching
21/04/20 11:29:34
Pie in the sky?
21/04/20 11:27:13
Naked Fattraction
21/04/20 11:26:12
Rear-view window
21/04/20 11:22:13
"How the hell did a Jehovah's witness manage to get in to my bedroom?"
21/04/20 11:19:49
"Oh dear, I'm always getting ladders in my titans."
21/04/20 11:12:24
"Last time I was on top of one of those I took out a light bulb."
21/04/20 11:11:56
It's a dirty protest! Get the hell out of here!,
21/04/20 11:10:01
When you get this obese you need massive toys for DIY
21/04/20 11:08:01
“That cheeky cow is looking through our window again Barry.”
21/04/20 11:03:58
That's the first time in ages she's got her leg over.
21/04/20 11:03:45
Scale of the Century with Knickerless Arse-on
21/04/20 11:01:51
I dread to see the snake.
21/04/20 11:01:50
Hugh Jarce Window Cleaning Services
21/04/20 11:00:13
♫ I saw the crescentYou saw the whole of the moon ♫
21/04/20 11:00:10