lol x2 clever

Lard of the Rungs

21/04/20 12:00:17

"Shit! Stop that bloody Ice Cream Van!"

21/04/20 13:27:01

When she gets down I don't want to be the one to tell her it was just a drill.

21/04/20 12:19:55

Snacks and ladders

21/04/20 12:00:09

I didn't know they stress tested ladders.

21/04/20 13:26:24

"When I agreed to pose for you Lucian, I thought I'd be reclining on a couch or something ..."

21/04/20 12:29:03

Lockdown fun activity number 3. Placing a glazed donut on the pavement outside of a fat person's house on laundry day after bricking up their doorway...

21/04/20 12:56:38

This is wrong on so many levels.

21/04/20 12:00:40

Cakes and ladders

21/04/20 12:00:03

"Quick Sally, my wife's home, climb out of the window. She'll be mad that I'm having an affair but she'll be really f*cking annoyed if she finds out it's with a skinny bastard"

21/04/20 13:04:15

The Eyeful Tower

21/04/20 12:19:37

"Well Officer, it's quite a story. You see, I was in the shower when ..."

21/04/20 12:04:27