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Stephen Bean Vote score: 9206Stephen Bean

Lard of the Rungs

21/04/20 12:00:17

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1461Rachel P

"Shit! Stop that bloody Ice Cream Van!"

21/04/20 13:27:01

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5932Tosser Wivlov

When she gets down I don't want to be the one to tell her it was just a drill.

21/04/20 12:19:55

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9206Stephen Bean

Snacks and ladders

21/04/20 12:00:09

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5023Chris Halliwell

I didn't know they stress tested ladders.

21/04/20 13:26:24

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4393Karyn Harrison

"When I agreed to pose for you Lucian, I thought I'd be reclining on a couch or something ..."

21/04/20 12:29:03

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6966The Wolf

Lockdown fun activity number 3. Placing a glazed donut on the pavement outside of a fat person's house on laundry day after bricking up their doorway...

21/04/20 12:56:38

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10552Neil Mackenzie

This is wrong on so many levels.

21/04/20 12:00:40

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9206Stephen Bean

Cakes and ladders

21/04/20 12:00:03

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6966The Wolf

"Quick Sally, my wife's home, climb out of the window. She'll be mad that I'm having an affair but she'll be really f*cking annoyed if she finds out it's with a skinny bastard"

21/04/20 13:04:15

 
Mark England Vote score: 16502Mark England

The Eyeful Tower

21/04/20 12:19:37

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Pas mal. --Scrijjy Doo
James Lennox Vote score: 5315James Lennox

"Well Officer, it's quite a story. You see, I was in the shower when ..."

21/04/20 12:04:27

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 678Generic RedHead

"Ahh, so that's why it's unlucky to walk under a ladder."

21/04/20 17:08:04

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31399Tony Edwards

Fat burglar

21/04/20 12:44:07

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18010Troompa Loompa

"Hey miss, come back! You've got £100 worth of toilet roll stuck there."

21/04/20 12:07:37

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11491Vanessa the Guesser

Posh Spice does a bit of housework during lockdown.

21/04/20 12:02:54

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5597Vivvy En

Jacob, we're gonna need a bigger ladder

21/04/20 12:01:01

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5701C CaMel

High cholesterol.

21/04/20 12:00:32

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 983Mark Wilson

Look at this funny shaped potato i found in the bag everybody

21/04/20 19:14:32

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

"I took off my tights because they were chafing my butt cheeks and now there is a ladder in them".

21/04/20 17:46:23

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 483Charles Gilbert

SOLD!

21/04/20 15:04:43

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2093Scrijjy Doo

What's that Trump up to this time?

21/04/20 14:39:39

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 983Mark Wilson

I feel sorry for the fireman who was stood on the top rung

21/04/20 13:33:16

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6508Glyn Evans

Get ready for a moon landing

21/04/20 13:24:50

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5597Vivvy En

Climbing the corpulent ladder

21/04/20 12:57:23

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8985Dave Bryan

''It's always the same when you park near the sea front. Some giant bird will crap on your car.''

21/04/20 12:15:18

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31399Tony Edwards

You've Been A-Framed!

21/04/20 12:09:32

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5315James Lennox

Larder

21/04/20 12:00:28

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18010Troompa Loompa

Successful window cleaners get up at the crack of Dawn.

21/04/20 12:00:06

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1358Willie Johnson

Searching for more toilet paper.

22/04/20 9:33:33

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5597Vivvy En

An early piece by M C Escher

21/04/20 18:47:26

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2093Scrijjy Doo

I can't find the paint roller.

21/04/20 16:26:08

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21921Ian Skelding

"We're out of tyres Boss."
"We could use Michelin Man, shit, where's he gone?"

21/04/20 16:14:25

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21921Ian Skelding

"Y?"

21/04/20 15:39:31

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3200Crunchy Chords

Holding the ladder steady from below, I looked up and was overwhelmed by ascent of arse.

21/04/20 15:21:24

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 306alexandra ball

Taking the first steps to a new diet.

21/04/20 14:44:52

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6966The Wolf

"Yeah, go on, take the piss. It must be easy to reach an itch when you're skinny"

21/04/20 14:20:12

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5023Chris Halliwell

Rodin's lesser known work, The Stinker.

21/04/20 14:04:20

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5932Tosser Wivlov

Maybe we need to fix that lock on the sauna door.

21/04/20 13:49:54

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1461Rachel P

Bottom of the ladder

21/04/20 13:37:04

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9394Mr Dome

I've finally had enough of lockdown, cries Vanessa Feltz

21/04/20 13:36:29

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9206Stephen Bean

The Moona Lisa

21/04/20 13:25:07

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Stephen Bean Vote score: 9206Stephen Bean

Adie pose

21/04/20 13:09:17

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9206Stephen Bean

"I'm trying a balanced diet."

21/04/20 12:44:24

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5597Vivvy En

Diet Day 2: I only said the flat above had had a Domino's pizza delivery and she suddenly vanished

21/04/20 12:43:30

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9206Stephen Bean

"When I said you'd lose weight the further you are from the centre of the Earth…"

21/04/20 12:38:33

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6095Greg Curtis

Weight Watching

21/04/20 12:29:34

 
Mark England Vote score: 16502Mark England

Pie in the sky?

21/04/20 12:27:13

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9206Stephen Bean

Naked Fattraction

21/04/20 12:26:12

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31399Tony Edwards

Rear-view window

21/04/20 12:22:13

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20324John Glover

"How the hell did a Jehovah's witness manage to get in to my bedroom?"

21/04/20 12:19:49

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11491Vanessa the Guesser

"Oh dear, I'm always getting ladders in my titans."

21/04/20 12:12:24

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5701C CaMel

"Last time I was on top of one of those I took out a light bulb."

21/04/20 12:11:56

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5932Tosser Wivlov

It's a dirty protest! Get the hell out of here!,

21/04/20 12:10:01

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9394Mr Dome

When you get this obese you need massive toys for DIY

21/04/20 12:08:01

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5557Paul Reeve

“That cheeky cow is looking through our window again Barry.”

21/04/20 12:03:58

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18010Troompa Loompa

That's the first time in ages she's got her leg over.

21/04/20 12:03:45

 
Mark England Vote score: 16502Mark England

Scale of the Century with Knickerless Arse-on

21/04/20 12:01:51

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11491Vanessa the Guesser

I dread to see the snake.

21/04/20 12:01:50

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18010Troompa Loompa

Hugh Jarce Window Cleaning Services

21/04/20 12:00:13

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10552Neil Mackenzie

♫ I saw the crescent
You saw the whole of the moon ♫

21/04/20 12:00:10

 
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