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C CaMel Vote score: 5704C CaMel

"Darren, that's the 2nd bus that hasn't stopped for us, we're going to be late to this stupid party."

02/04/20 8:30:16

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6516Glyn Evans

They're collector items

02/04/20 8:04:38

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The patina adds value. --Scrijjy Doo
Stu Dent Vote score: 3749Stu Dent

I refuse to be taken seriously.

02/04/20 8:08:51

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5680Vivvy En

"Mate, we've bin friends for years, meeting up every Thursday, but I've just gotta ask...why do you wear your bow-tie as a moustache?"

02/04/20 8:45:32

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9083Dave Bryan

To help avoid social contact always walk like an Egyptian when putting out your bins.

02/04/20 8:02:12

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1018Mark Wilson

Derbyshire police covert Easter Egg surveillance team hard at work

02/04/20 10:08:51

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

Ah, remember the old days, eh? Jumpers for goalposts, food on shelves, regular bin collections?

02/04/20 9:16:38

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9083Dave Bryan

''Why have you put that giant clown sticker on your bin?''

''It helps to mask the smell.''

02/04/20 8:17:40

 
Molly R Vote score: 1679Molly R

Gibbons just love to sneak up on bananas

02/04/20 8:10:11

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9083Dave Bryan

''What do you think of the captions so far, Eric?''

''Rubbish!''

02/04/20 8:08:33

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5704C CaMel

"Pssst.. I think I may have psychosis."

02/04/20 8:06:04

 
Paul Stevens Paul Stevens

I can't take anymore of your rubbish

02/04/20 21:36:17

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20357John Glover

"Have you seen the new recycling centre?"
"Yeh, bin there, done that."

02/04/20 13:11:50

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

"I'm not sure about the blue hair, but you're looking surprisingly well, Prime Minister."

02/04/20 9:27:49

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

A scene from Samuel Beckett's Robot Wars.

02/04/20 9:25:45

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

"I'm afraid to say that I cannot verify your million pound purchase, and that this, sadly, is not a real Banksy."

02/04/20 9:15:20

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

They should really put more funding into CBBC.

02/04/20 9:14:03

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9435Mr Dome

In light of the pandemic and global crisis you want me to keep captioning? I refuse

02/04/20 9:09:30

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9327Stephen Bean

Krusty Bin

02/04/20 8:00:13

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9327Stephen Bean

"Dave, your bin smells funny."

02/04/20 8:00:05

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10562Neil Mackenzie

I say; I say, I say. If the wheel was invented in 3500BC why did it take to the 12th of March 1969 to put them on us?

02/04/20 12:35:42

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5577Paul Reeve

“Why the cheerful face Mr Blue?”
“Well Mr Green, ever since I’ve had this colostomy bag fitted life has been so much better.”

02/04/20 9:31:43

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14611Dan Nicholls

"I used to be on that 3...2...1 with Ted Rogers".
"yeah yeah yeah".

02/04/20 9:11:15

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8468Chris Keegan

Two meters apart??? That's rubbish.

02/04/20 8:45:54

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1515Rachel P

"Could you reach over and put my eyebrow back on please?"

02/04/20 8:40:49

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5357James Lennox

"You ain't nothin' you green piece of scum. All you is is an additive primary colour, b'aitch. I'm both additive AND subtractive primary colours. You must wish you could be half as blue as me..." - Trash talk.

02/04/20 8:31:48

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5704C CaMel

Wheelie silly.

02/04/20 8:03:14

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9327Stephen Bean

Clown in the dumps

02/04/20 8:00:48

 
Fozzgog B. Vote score: 104Fozzgog B.

"My wife an old bag! How dare you rubbish her like that!"

02/04/20 21:41:33

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2118Scrijjy Doo

Even John Cleese's garbage is funny.

02/04/20 14:20:42

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10562Neil Mackenzie

I don’t know if we should be out together recycling, should we not just stay at home?

02/04/20 12:29:36

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10562Neil Mackenzie

Blue Bin was a bit of a Joker but no one laughed at his jokes. Green Bin couldn’t wait to tell him that Red Bin, had been stuffed so full of out of date food his sides had split.

02/04/20 12:26:42

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10562Neil Mackenzie

I don’t know what you’re smiling at? If their holidays are cancelled our two week holiday has bin cancelled as well.

02/04/20 12:05:36

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9435Mr Dome

'Hello Mister Jumble'

02/04/20 10:34:16

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9435Mr Dome

- Is your bin laden
- No. Is you?

02/04/20 10:04:44

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31470Tony Edwards

Boris Bin puts a brave face on not being collected while Siân Bin exercises.

02/04/20 10:01:44

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9083Dave Bryan

''OK, so some half-wit in Derbyshire has a clown's face on his bin. Why drone on about it?''

02/04/20 8:30:26

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9083Dave Bryan

Oddbins

02/04/20 8:25:28

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11541Vanessa the Guesser

Toilet roll up, roll up

02/04/20 8:21:06

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1381Willie Johnson

Gibbon take.

Nod to 8:10:11

02/04/20 8:17:44

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5680Vivvy En

When going out for the day the smartest bins sport a matching hat and bag

02/04/20 8:12:28

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6586Hercules Rockefeller

They say the owner not only works blue, but is a real trash talker as well.

02/04/20 8:06:59

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9327Stephen Bean

Coco's new act was garbage.

02/04/20 8:06:26

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11541Vanessa the Guesser

"I'm just about to go recycling for 45 minutes"

02/04/20 8:04:02

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11541Vanessa the Guesser

You Bin Framed

02/04/20 8:00:39

 
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