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Tony Edwards Vote score: 30967Tony Edwards

Resthome for retired darts professionals.

11/03/20 21:00:36

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4105Karyn Harrison

Tinky Winky and Dipsy relax between takes.

11/03/20 20:02:22

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Someone had too much Tubby Tustard. --Willie Johnson
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7854Stephen Bean

"It's been a long hard struggle but we're beginning to feel our days of anorexia are behind us."

11/03/20 20:00:16

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5359Paul Reeve

Posing for a picture like this, takes some guts.

11/03/20 21:22:14

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6632The Wolf

"Dave, I've just joined one of those adult dating sites and I'm setting up my profile. Can you tell me how big my knob is please?"

11/03/20 20:00:21

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1010Rachel P

How to burn belly fat without exercising!

11/03/20 21:03:53

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6056Greg Curtis

"ME, I don't mind the fat jokes; it's the graffiti..."

12/03/20 0:28:59

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1010Rachel P

The Lardy Boys

11/03/20 20:01:35

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7854Stephen Bean

"The first rule of Fat Club is: You do not stop eating. The second rule of Fat Club is: You do not stop eating. The third rule of Fat Club is: Someone yells 'Stop!', ignore them. The fourth rule of Fat Club is: Only two guys to a McDonald's."

11/03/20 21:48:48

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3409Stu Dent

Your blocking the sun, said everyone in a two mile radius.

11/03/20 20:43:37

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21537Ian Skelding

The Big Sleep

11/03/20 20:17:02

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17101Troompa Loompa

Bun Worshipers

11/03/20 20:15:13

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4105Karyn Harrison

Hog roast

11/03/20 20:02:59

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20114John Glover

"Clive, I was going to enter us in 'The couple's Belly Dance' competition,are you still up for it, or haven't you got the stomach for it?"

11/03/20 22:53:53

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1146Karen Oakenfull

Geoff “12 Bellies” prepares to lift his gut and flump it down on Danny “fat c***’s” face to wake him up. They’re a right pair of cards them two.

11/03/20 22:26:30

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8932Mr Dome

Now slowly begin to wake up....and turn your attention to your breathing. Notice your calm, smooth breaths...in and out... Allow your awareness to turn now to your body...do you want mushy peas with your pie?

11/03/20 21:48:46

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20114John Glover

"Bill, Bill, I found out what that awful smell was and that our cat isn't missing, it's dead, evidently he crept under my stomach in the night."

11/03/20 21:46:11

 
Guy Random Vote score: 325Guy Random

"I'm a thin person trapped inside a f-"
"Shut it, ya lying bastard!"

11/03/20 20:53:52

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30967Tony Edwards

Fatnapping

11/03/20 20:45:06

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1180Willie Johnson

Two tons of fun.

Their big hit was a cover of Tiny Tim's "Tiptoe Through The Tulips".

11/03/20 20:40:12

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C CaMel Vote score: 5104C CaMel

This caption won't make 40.

11/03/20 20:16:23

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8932Mr Dome

Smell this one

11/03/20 20:15:13

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 232alexandra ball

Whatever happened to the likely lads?

14/03/20 22:29:30

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10168Neil Mackenzie

They had to weight for the Pub to open.

12/03/20 7:18:54

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10168Neil Mackenzie

Dave I know why we’re fat.
Why?
It’s you not being able to read right. We’re only meant to have a bottle of beer after each meal. You read it as a Pottle of beer.

12/03/20 7:00:19

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10168Neil Mackenzie

Although it was hot they had forgot to turn the eating off.

12/03/20 6:49:31

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6056Greg Curtis

“ ‘Standing all day’ makes my legs look great I’m guessing.”

12/03/20 1:33:05

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1897Scrijjy Doo

McDonald's New Mascots, The Ton-O-Fun Twins

12/03/20 1:15:41

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1897Scrijjy Doo

Flour Power

12/03/20 1:13:20

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4105Karyn Harrison

Eddie and Patsy return to our screens in Absolutely Flabulous.

12/03/20 1:03:20

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 710Mark Wilson

Excuse me your on my sunbed. Isn't that Bad Manners

12/03/20 0:30:12

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6056Greg Curtis

"Hey, if you can't lose it, decorate it."

12/03/20 0:10:32

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11358 Smuldo

"Belly's gonna get ya..."

11/03/20 23:17:11

 
larry G. Vote score: 1448larry G.

After 46 trips to the ‘all you can eat’ buffet.

11/03/20 23:02:42

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10854Vanessa the Guesser

It's always a worry that one day some fat b*stard will push the button.

11/03/20 22:54:21

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10854Vanessa the Guesser

"There's no toilet roll left!"
"That's ok, we've got lots of fatty tissues."

11/03/20 22:18:47

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 710Mark Wilson

I've lost 4lbs
That's one hell of a shit Dave

11/03/20 21:49:13

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7854Stephen Bean

"Male pregnancy appears to have no significant side effects, as you can see from these slim, 20 year old student volunteers."

11/03/20 21:00:19

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20114John Glover

"Hello Joe, how's your belly off for spots?"

11/03/20 20:57:39

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1180Willie Johnson

Two backup dancers in between jobs.

Their last gig was on a cruise ship. Since booking was light because of the corona virus, the ship listed to one side and sank. Now they wonder why they're not getting any auditions.

11/03/20 20:37:16

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6270Glyn Evans

What does that tattoo say? I can't quite make it out - oh, big.

11/03/20 20:28:30

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5242Vivvy En

"Fetch us a Diet Coke, would ya?"

11/03/20 20:14:39

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4906James Lennox

Tattoos stretch if you gain weight, just look at what happened to Skinny Pete's "SMALL".

11/03/20 20:11:25

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17101Troompa Loompa

"Not now Fato!"

11/03/20 20:11:17

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6344Hercules Rockefeller

"Come on, Herman, we gotta get to the sumo wrestling tryouts."

11/03/20 20:11:14

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2925Crunchy Chords

Video: youtube.com/watch?v=N6nBzQFDYl0

11/03/20 20:03:05

 
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