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Generic RedHead Vote score: 681Generic RedHead

"Congratulations on your purchase of your new wife, instructions are included."

22/03/20 8:23:35

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"Warning: Choking Hazard" or maybe: Warning: Joking Hazard. --Willie Johnson
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9442Mr Dome

May be slow to respond when activity is at its peak

22/03/20 9:26:05

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9442Mr Dome

To limit usage they put a cap on it

22/03/20 8:43:23

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18181Troompa Loompa

If the cap fits, wave it.

22/03/20 9:02:23

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 109J Gaskill

EXAM
Question 1: Helen Keller is _______ _______.

A) Voice Activated
B) Motion activated
C) Clap Activated

22/03/20 22:34:17

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10568Neil Mackenzie

Corona Virus verbal warnings work with a third of the population, movement restrictions work with a further third, but the remaining third need a good slap around the ear hole to get the message in.

22/03/20 17:00:08

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3243Crunchy Chords

"This hands-free technology is wonderful! Now, which one should I stick on my husband's willy?"

22/03/20 15:23:48

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 494Charles Gilbert

Cough no evil.
Touch no evil.
Wash the evil off your hands.

22/03/20 13:59:40

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9118Dave Bryan

Nothing is left to chance at a Donald Trump election rally.

22/03/20 9:11:03

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5371James Lennox

Note: As non-essential physical contact has been banned, Clap Activation is currently unavailable.

22/03/20 8:37:35

 
Dev B Vote score: 611Dev B

And to Deactivate:
PISS ON DEVICE

22/03/20 8:19:27

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9118Dave Bryan

As if the Coronavirus wasn't bad enough, now we have to worry about the clap.

22/03/20 8:06:26

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2120Scrijjy Doo

If wieners had warning labels.

24/03/20 1:09:05

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20372John Glover

Where's the card that says CRISIS / FREEZES.

22/03/20 15:01:55

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1034Mark Wilson

Boredom Activated

22/03/20 12:02:52

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Just noticed that "bedroom" and "boredom" are anagrams of each other. Not sure what that means, if anything. --Willie Johnson
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18181Troompa Loompa

At last Donald Trump is sensored.

22/03/20 11:26:13

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9374Stephen Bean

clapmotion.me

22/03/20 10:34:56

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5707C CaMel

"Siri activate my giant Wotsits."

22/03/20 10:12:40

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5711Vivvy En

Response at the drop of a hat

22/03/20 9:30:02

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18181Troompa Loompa

Cap'son.me now what do I do?

22/03/20 9:08:23

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3780Stu Dent

A better life is on the cards

22/03/20 8:53:13

 
Molly R Vote score: 1684Molly R

When self-isolating, it is important to do some exercise.

22/03/20 8:06:59

 
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