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Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1897Scrijjy Doo

Petassium

13/03/20 18:20:16

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14342Dan Nicholls

He's lost four lives. Just Fyffe left.

13/03/20 12:10:37

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6631The Wolf

This is not what I expected when I Googled 'Banana devoured by Pussy'...

13/03/20 12:20:18

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4105Karyn Harrison

Linda Lovelace always said she'd come back as a cat.

13/03/20 13:29:08

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 709Mark Wilson

Should see what she does with ping pong balls.

Chases them of course, you captioneers are sick minded.

13/03/20 13:49:56

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7853Stephen Bean

"This banana split doesn't taste right Dave. Have you added the mice-cream?"

13/03/20 12:00:08

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10165Neil Mackenzie

He usually puts it on his mewsli.

13/03/20 16:56:36

 
Dev B Vote score: 541Dev B

John, this is not what i meant when i told you to put your banana in my pussy

13/03/20 14:01:13

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30965Tony Edwards

..........and that's why we named the cat Bobbitt.

13/03/20 12:28:52

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6342Hercules Rockefeller

"That catnip always seems to give him the munchies."

13/03/20 12:01:07

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10165Neil Mackenzie

I’m stopping eating cheese. I keep have weird dreamies.

13/03/20 16:53:43

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17101Troompa Loompa

Tom and Berry

13/03/20 12:45:44

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7853Stephen Bean

"He also loves paw paws."

13/03/20 12:08:56

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 709Mark Wilson

Tibbles always gets a nice reward when he comes in through the window cat flap. Well it's only fair as we do live in a 4th floor apartment

14/03/20 20:04:36

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20113John Glover

"For goodness sake Colin, don't be so tight, why don't you buy the cat a toothbrush?"

13/03/20 18:20:42

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10165Neil Mackenzie

Just like the Wife doesn’t like cream with it.

13/03/20 16:58:01

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1897Scrijjy Doo

What exactly are you training this cat to do?

13/03/20 16:50:08

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10854Vanessa the Guesser

I'm very disappointed with this episode of Feline Babestation. I'm sure it's a repeat.

13/03/20 13:23:13

 
Dev B Vote score: 541Dev B

Her pussy had a big mouth, she swallowed it whole

13/03/20 13:20:02

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1897Scrijjy Doo

Yes. Fatten her up nicely.

13/03/20 13:19:38

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10854Vanessa the Guesser

It's his new diet due to removal of whiskas for face mask.

13/03/20 12:54:07

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8931Mr Dome

You can imagine my frustration when my wife sent me this photo after her text message 'Feline fruity, today'

13/03/20 12:47:22

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5240Vivvy En

"OI! GERR OUT OF HERE...you thieving git."
Warning: Cat burglars operating in the area.

13/03/20 12:45:10

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30965Tony Edwards

Felix symbol

13/03/20 12:39:21

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7853Stephen Bean

"I have minions of fans."

13/03/20 12:30:21

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5240Vivvy En

"...and that's Tiger's secret for living to a ripe old age."

13/03/20 12:23:00

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7853Stephen Bean

Peeling Tom

13/03/20 12:12:25

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7981Dave Bryan

Skin deep affection

13/03/20 12:11:38

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7853Stephen Bean

Bananamanx

13/03/20 12:09:55

 
Guy Random Vote score: 325Guy Random

Tiddles was a monkey in his previous life.

13/03/20 12:05:40

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7853Stephen Bean

"I have a purrsonality disorder."

13/03/20 12:04:49

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7853Stephen Bean

"My cat's gone bananas."

13/03/20 12:00:18

 
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