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Lynne A Vote score: 44Lynne A

For succulent lips.

03/03/20 15:55:41

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6516Glyn Evans

Prickstick

03/03/20 12:00:53

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2118Scrijjy Doo

Maybe she's thorn with it.

03/03/20 12:13:32

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14616Dan Nicholls

That's better, now where's my chilli pepper eye liner?

03/03/20 12:02:23

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6985The Wolf

This isn't the first time my wife's had multiple pricks on her lips...

03/03/20 12:00:09

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9338Stephen Bean

Thanks to our new range of lipstick, sales of lip balm have increased dramatically.

03/03/20 12:39:01

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5360James Lennox

"Not tested on animals my arse," said Herbie the hedgehog.

03/03/20 12:25:03

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

"Chapped lips? No? Then you need one of these."

03/03/20 12:18:29

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 559Barrie Bullock

Ann Summers newest pocket vibrator.

03/03/20 14:24:47

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6985The Wolf

A perfect present for your blind mother in law.

03/03/20 12:30:31

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14616Dan Nicholls

Because you're worth sh*t

03/03/20 12:11:32

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9436Mr Dome

Best goddam dangleberry remover I've ever used

03/03/20 13:22:47

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1517Rachel P

If the cap fits!

03/03/20 12:54:07

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5360James Lennox

Elizabeth 'Arden Up

03/03/20 12:32:38

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31477Tony Edwards

DIY acupuncture

03/03/20 12:12:50

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9092Dave Bryan

''I haven't seen so many pricks since I sneaked into the Captioneers' Xmas Party.''

03/03/20 12:10:27

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Mark England Vote score: 16546Mark England

By Elizabeth GArden

03/03/20 12:10:25

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2118Scrijjy Doo

Perfect for chaparraled lips.

03/03/20 12:07:15

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9092Dave Bryan

''I'm going to buy another one of these so I can have a prickly pair.''

03/03/20 12:02:38

 
sarah solway Vote score: 103sarah solway

Comes in Matt or Gloss for a sensational finish.

04/03/20 10:15:43

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 492Charles Gilbert

Directed by M. Night Shayamalan.

04/03/20 5:15:21

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20363John Glover

Great stuff, well up to scratch.

03/03/20 20:49:25

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5704C CaMel

Twist and Shout

03/03/20 20:16:32

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10564Neil Mackenzie

The theme was meant to be Dessert flavoured lipstick.

03/03/20 19:05:25

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10564Neil Mackenzie

This must be a windup lipstick.

03/03/20 18:46:16

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1384Willie Johnson

If Kap Shaneer married Shania Twain, she'd be Shania Shaneer. But she wouldn't, and never the Twain shall meet.

03/03/20 18:00:22

 
The Caption Guy The Caption Guy


"When you in the mood for more than just chewing on a piece of tin foil!"

03/03/20 16:40:26

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 175Madeline Charlton

Bee stung lips are out . Say hello to the new trend- prickled pink!

03/03/20 16:31:50

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11547Vanessa the Guesser

Ironically it's made by Rimmel.

03/03/20 14:44:44

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1517Rachel P

X Ow!

03/03/20 13:22:48

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9436Mr Dome

Priti Stick

(Not to 12:00:53)

03/03/20 12:49:50

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6586Hercules Rockefeller

"Not what I meant when I asked you to plant a kiss on my cheeks, Debbie."

03/03/20 12:42:27

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11547Vanessa the Guesser

"I just want to give her a little shock, I don't want tequila."

03/03/20 12:28:51

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1019Mark Wilson

What's the points?

03/03/20 12:18:00

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2118Scrijjy Doo

When you're blowing someone you hate.

03/03/20 12:15:09

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14616Dan Nicholls

Get the Mexico look.

03/03/20 12:11:12

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31477Tony Edwards

Lipsprick

03/03/20 12:09:04

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9092Dave Bryan

''I only have to look at it and I begin to feel thorny.''

03/03/20 12:06:56

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14616Dan Nicholls

Cheaper than having botox in them.

03/03/20 12:03:42

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14616Dan Nicholls

Putting make up on can be a real pain in the arse if you do it wrong.

03/03/20 12:02:51

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9338Stephen Bean

Tests on the first teleport device have confirmed it is safe for both cosmetics and plant life. Human trials will commence shortly...

03/03/20 12:01:44

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14616Dan Nicholls

Talk about a scary practical joke. Cactus right up.

03/03/20 12:01:34

 
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