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Stephen Bean Vote score: 9339Stephen Bean

"STOP! I'll TALK, I'll TALK. Quit interro-gatoring me."

29/02/20 8:00:16

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20363John Glover

Shiela regretted buying a do it yourself hand bag and shoe kit online.

29/02/20 13:47:24

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18126Troompa Loompa

"Once I've finished your pedicure, Mandy will take over and do your back, sack and croc."

29/02/20 9:05:59

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14616Dan Nicholls

Receipt reads: Crocodile done. Dee.

29/02/20 8:28:20

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 681Generic RedHead

Gator aid.

29/02/20 15:00:31

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9092Dave Bryan

''Can you hurry up with the pedicure? I want to move on to the Mud Experience.''

29/02/20 8:19:18

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Baggage handler.

01/03/20 6:20:06

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6516Glyn Evans

"Damn rigor mortis. This ring better come off"

29/02/20 8:39:23

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1517Rachel P

Crocodile Clip

29/02/20 8:18:19

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9092Dave Bryan

''Be careful. He's highly strung.''

29/02/20 8:06:38

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11552Vanessa the Guesser

"I've a dental appointment in half an hour so make it snappy."

29/02/20 8:05:23

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9339Stephen Bean

Dave had spent years trying to catch Janice's attention, but she was always too busy on her crocodile reserve. Unfortunately for Dave, the day he chose to dress up in a crocodile costume to seduce her, was the day she tranquilized her crocodiles, cut their nails and removed their testicles.

29/02/20 8:01:44

 
stone face Vote score: 7494stone face

"It's ok. I've tied the crocodile to a bluebottle, that should keep it from running off.

29/02/20 8:03:28

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Peticure

29/02/20 8:00:23

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9339Stephen Bean

"I'm afraid you have a reptile dysfunction."

29/02/20 8:00:05

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The Caption Guy The Caption Guy

"At his memorial service, his friends said he joked it up once too often...Tag..... you're it!"

03/03/20 17:37:08

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3237Crunchy Chords

Hours later the toe arrived in a little box at the distraught Weller home, along with a note: "We have your alligator...".

29/02/20 15:44:45

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10565Neil Mackenzie

The crocodile had to be sedated; not because he was frightened of the nail clippers, but because the Vet got them out of her crocodile handbag.

29/02/20 12:01:00

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6099Greg Curtis

"Okay, 'the usual', your 'feet, too'...Is your wife still snapping at you?"

29/02/20 11:30:17

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6099Greg Curtis

A Man Eating Alligator

29/02/20 11:14:27

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9437Mr Dome

Neil?

29/02/20 11:14:22

 
Dot Old Vote score: 896Dot Old

"See you later, Alli Gator!"
"In a while, crocodile!"

29/02/20 8:36:38

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''Put your hands together for Bill Scaley whose next number will be Rock Around The Croc.'' --Dave Bryan
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11552Vanessa the Guesser

"I really can't floss after every meal, it's too time consuming."

29/02/20 8:30:48

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14616Dan Nicholls

Chompneys.

29/02/20 8:27:23

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9092Dave Bryan

''Scissors beats paper.''

''Go easy, you nearly took my hand off.''

29/02/20 8:27:19

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14616Dan Nicholls

Rotivate an alligator, with a file, crocodile.

29/02/20 8:26:36

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14616Dan Nicholls

This is what happens when you pick your nose.

29/02/20 8:25:28

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9092Dave Bryan

''I've lost half a stone in the last month. I've just been on the scales.''

29/02/20 8:10:23

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I weigh absolutely nothing - I got on the scales and I was like Omg --Mr Dome
stone face Vote score: 7494stone face

"The kids' crocodile balloon is snagged up on this thorny little shrub. Just a quick snip with the secateurs, and it'll be flying again."

29/02/20 8:07:33

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6586Hercules Rockefeller

"How much did you pay those stingrays to assassinate Mr. Irwin?"

29/02/20 8:05:17

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1384Willie Johnson

"You'd better have running shoes on after painting my toenails pink. YOU BASTARD."

29/02/20 8:03:34

 
Dev B Vote score: 611Dev B

"Come on, it ain't that painful, stop shedding crocodile tears"

29/02/20 8:01:24

 
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