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"Do you know what type of pencils she used?"  "2B or not 2B, that is the question."
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stone face Vote score: 8031stone face

"Do you know what type of pencils she used?"

"2B or not 2B, that is the question."

16/01/20 8:03:15

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4H her own. --James Lennox
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10117Mr Dome

She looks off-colour - she should take some pencillin

16/01/20 8:06:25

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9245Chris Keegan

I don't quite know what it is but I find myself strangely drawn towards her.

16/01/20 9:03:35

 
stone face Vote score: 8031stone face

She's easily lead..

16/01/20 9:58:16

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15280Dan Nicholls

The day Groot went to Pride.

16/01/20 8:27:35

 
The Wolf Vote score: 7876The Wolf

"...and then I left my audition for Cone heads and thought, sod it, I only live three doors down, I'll walk home. I get to the first door and bang, the Pritt Stick Factory upstairs only went and threw their rubbish out of the window. Then I get next door and the bloody pencil factory upstairs only went and left their window open and a pigeon knocked their bin out. I mean, you just couldn't make it up could you?"

16/01/20 8:06:18

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 5191Chris Halliwell

That's the worst Case of Pencilitis I've ever seen.

16/01/20 8:04:40

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11645Stephen Bean

Mrs Groot

16/01/20 10:32:45

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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13007Vanessa the Guesser

"You'll have to use a rubber."

16/01/20 8:04:24

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Rubber? But I don't even know her. --Willie Johnson
James Lennox Vote score: 6102James Lennox

So, how long have you been shaving?

16/01/20 8:00:47

 
sarah solway Vote score: 103sarah solway

"Ridiculous, I really draw the line at this caption"

18/01/20 2:52:05

 
sarah solway Vote score: 103sarah solway

Would you pencil her in for a date?

18/01/20 2:49:56

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

King Tut in mosaics.

17/01/20 2:34:30

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 175Madeline Charlton

Her new facelift was a close shave , they had warned her it could go horribly wrong if she was pencil thin.

16/01/20 20:37:28

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3878Crunchy Chords

Colour-blind Clara had to take drastic measures to find her shade after Staedtler renamed their "Flesh" pencil.

16/01/20 19:40:22

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3878Crunchy Chords

Hue and cry

16/01/20 19:37:53

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3878Crunchy Chords

I wonder if she's hot under the colour.

16/01/20 19:35:17

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4983Kenny Ireland

I think that the shaving soap was for your husband.

16/01/20 17:56:43

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3878Crunchy Chords

Hue Laurie

16/01/20 15:16:04

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1971Mark Wilson

So, how did your 1st day as a kindergarten teacher go.

16/01/20 15:05:47

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2654Scrijjy Doo

What's the point?

16/01/20 14:26:41

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2654Scrijjy Doo

Nicked herself shaving.

16/01/20 14:16:45

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20827John Glover

Looks like she's been to Spec Shavers.

16/01/20 13:13:54

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22873Ian Skelding

Tracey

16/01/20 11:21:37

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2858GeeDee

Susan has come down with a bad case of Plumbago

16/01/20 8:30:42

 
stone face Vote score: 8031stone face

Asked why she did it, she said she wouldn't be drawn.

16/01/20 8:09:31

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6377Vivvy En

Designer stubble

16/01/20 8:04:37

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Shaving Ryan's privates?

16/01/20 8:02:44

 
avijit kelkar avijit kelkar

Lady gaga - back to school!

21/01/20 3:11:11

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20827John Glover

"Quick Caran, dash."

16/01/20 12:36:10

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10975Neil Mackenzie

Why do they call them water colours? If any of these colours come out of the tap I’m not drinking it.

16/01/20 12:00:46

 
Dev B Vote score: 645Dev B

Yes right he's my partner https://www.caption.me/520576

16/01/20 11:02:26

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11645Stephen Bean

"That'll teach you to fall asleep at work."

16/01/20 10:45:41

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 11645Stephen Bean

Pencil nutcase

16/01/20 10:21:43

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2283Rachel P

It was the splinters after every woodlice infestation which really got her down

16/01/20 9:49:53

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32450Tony Edwards

Fan-tastic headdress

16/01/20 9:49:14

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1778Willie Johnson

Shave and haircut combined.

16/01/20 9:42:17

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6102James Lennox

Maybe it's just the six pints of lager, but I've a sudden urge for a doner kebab.

16/01/20 9:30:44

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1778Willie Johnson

You're supposed to rinse after you shave.

16/01/20 9:27:06

 
Dot Old Vote score: 1132Dot Old

Rumour has it her boyfriend has no lead in his pencil.

16/01/20 9:23:02

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6102James Lennox

"It's cold outside darling, best wear your woolly pencil case."

16/01/20 9:09:00

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32450Tony Edwards

So that's what she looks like with a chimney on her.

16/01/20 9:02:04

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15280Dan Nicholls

Gloria's Technicolor.

16/01/20 8:49:48

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 15280Dan Nicholls

Berol?

16/01/20 8:26:56

 
stone face Vote score: 8031stone face

She was told to sharpen up her act.

16/01/20 8:10:03

 
stone face Vote score: 8031stone face

There was an accident in the pencil factory today. Involving a pot of glue in the sharpening room.

16/01/20 8:06:51

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6102James Lennox

Why Xenomorphs shouldn't impregnate pencil sharpeners.

16/01/20 8:06:12

 
Molly R Vote score: 2005Molly R

Marge's athletics teacher told her she should run in the rain.

16/01/20 8:05:17

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Mandy seems a bit with-drawn to me?

16/01/20 8:03:42

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6973Hercules Rockefeller

Oh, Lady Gaga, will you ever stop being so wacky?

16/01/20 8:02:56

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

She was only supposed to pencil in her eyebrows

16/01/20 8:00:54

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11169Dave Bryan

''I shaved a few inches off my pencil skirt.''

16/01/20 8:00:53

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

Shes always been a bit sketchy

16/01/20 8:00:44

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Hannah Brown

16/01/20 8:00:40

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

She's very outgoing, never uses a rubber!

16/01/20 8:00:30

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

She smelt of sandalwood and I wanted to cedar

16/01/20 8:00:17

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

I really don't see the point of this photo?

16/01/20 8:00:11

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2283Rachel P

I’ll have a No. 2 all over

16/01/20 8:00:09

 
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