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Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3583Karyn Harrison

A cock-and-wool story

04/01/20 20:00:08

 
stone face Vote score: 6307stone face

Superglue, never stops being funny.

04/01/20 20:16:21

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I met my wife in a superglue factory and we've always had a strong bond. --stone face
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21174Ian Skelding

"That sheep's had a comb over."

04/01/20 20:04:00

 
Dot Old Vote score: 769Dot Old

Cock-a-doodle-ewe

04/01/20 20:00:13

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3007Stu Dent

Wales v France in the caption grand slam

04/01/20 21:52:09

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5429The Wolf

"Oh my god. There's a cock on my back, what do I do?"

"Don't worry. Just pretend you're asleep and let him finish what he's doing. Men, they're all the bloody same"

04/01/20 20:45:39

 
Rachel P Vote score: 319Rachel P

Eddie CockRam

05/01/20 3:50:11

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That caption is Something Else. --Dave Bryan
Mark England Vote score: 15722Mark England

"Fuck sake, she's bought an alarm" muttered the fox

04/01/20 21:49:06

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7818Chris Keegan

Roost lamb.

04/01/20 23:36:50

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5429The Wolf

"Cheers Dave, that spider was f*cking massive"

04/01/20 21:16:49

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1566Scrijjy Doo

I never will understand cricket.

05/01/20 1:02:27

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2585Crunchy Chords

"Ladies, stay away from Dave or he'll try to put his cock on ewe."

04/01/20 20:00:22

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8327Mr Dome

Lamb chicka

05/01/20 0:18:49

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3583Karyn Harrison

Brokeback Mouton

04/01/20 20:59:37

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13850Dan Nicholls

Ever since we taught him to say "mint sauce", he's been a right cock!

04/01/20 20:34:17

 
stone face Vote score: 6307stone face

It'll never last.

04/01/20 20:17:35

 1
See 20:16:21, you might be mistaken. --Willie Johnson
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6063Stephen Bean

Dolly bird

04/01/20 20:00:04

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22468Michael Winner

Where does he get his ideas? He's a genius that Bernie Clifton.

06/01/20 18:57:49

 
Ron Bell Vote score: 30Ron Bell

Cock up a sheep... Is this from the Welsh tourist board?

06/01/20 14:51:28

 
sarah solway Vote score: 100sarah solway

Ride a cock-sheep to Bambury Cross........

06/01/20 13:48:17

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 147Mark Wilson

I've gone with the newspaper tipster he said was a French flyer.....

05/01/20 18:31:03

 
larry G. Vote score: 1415larry G.

“Free range at last!”

05/01/20 16:32:48

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 346Jack Joyce

...Too old to be a spring lamb!

...How can you tell?

...Well, the rooster sits further back for daylight saving

05/01/20 11:47:47

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1566Scrijjy Doo

Birds of a wether flock together.

04/01/20 23:55:46

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4902Vivvy En

Lester Peckitt prepares for the sheeple chase

04/01/20 21:50:31

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8327Mr Dome

How's the madhouse!?
It's total birdlamb

04/01/20 21:46:13

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 905Willie Johnson

-What time is it when a rooster lays an egg on ewe?
-Time to stop, you've had one too many.

04/01/20 21:40:25

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3583Karyn Harrison

🎵 I am strong when I am on your shoulders
Ewe raise me up to more than I can be

04/01/20 20:50:25

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10017Vanessa the Guesser

Cock-tail baa

04/01/20 20:31:49

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

Nandos and Kebabs.

04/01/20 20:14:39

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5951Glyn Evans

The Lone Free Ranger

04/01/20 20:02:52

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3583Karyn Harrison

Passenger sheep

04/01/20 20:01:18

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

Who doesn't like to ram their cock?

04/01/20 20:00:38

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38449Welsh Rarebit

"Cock-a-doodle-baaa!"

04/01/20 20:00:18

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2585Crunchy Chords

A Ruminant with a View

04/01/20 20:00:07

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38449Welsh Rarebit

Mutton dressed as alarm

04/01/20 20:00:07

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8327Mr Dome

Pictures from Bernard Matthews farms

04/01/20 21:20:41

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 145Madeline Charlton

Cock - a sheepie poop

04/01/20 21:07:50

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8327Mr Dome

Woolly jumper

04/01/20 21:07:17

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30476Tony Edwards

Ariesbnb

04/01/20 21:01:43

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2797GeeDee

I Like ewe

04/01/20 20:57:01

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30476Tony Edwards

The Hunchback of Notre Lamb.

04/01/20 20:52:52

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30476Tony Edwards

Wooly bully

04/01/20 20:44:54

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30476Tony Edwards

Shooster

04/01/20 20:41:06

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 905Willie Johnson

Cockshuttle

04/01/20 20:40:42

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13850Dan Nicholls

Cluck ewe muddy farmer!

04/01/20 20:31:52

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3583Karyn Harrison

coq au lamb

04/01/20 20:31:26

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3583Karyn Harrison

"Wattle I do without ewe?"

04/01/20 20:14:30

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3583Karyn Harrison

The odd couple

04/01/20 20:10:26

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6742Dave Bryan

One Man And His Hen

04/01/20 20:06:17

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6108Hercules Rockefeller

"What the flock are they up to?"

04/01/20 20:05:22

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10017Vanessa the Guesser

Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go - Ram!

04/01/20 20:01:56

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6742Dave Bryan

Hentucky Derby

04/01/20 20:01:53

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38449Welsh Rarebit

Bucking Baaronco

04/01/20 20:01:37

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2585Crunchy Chords

"For the last time: I'm not taking you to Bremen."

04/01/20 20:00:46

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10017Vanessa the Guesser

Poor Dolly's a little under the wether.

04/01/20 20:00:23

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9719Neil Mackenzie

A Cockaewe

04/01/20 20:00:10

 
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