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Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4581Kenny Ireland

"The topless bar was also a disappointment".

12/01/20 7:27:54

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The bottomless drinks were a disappointment too. All the glasses had a bottom on them. --Willie Johnson
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10204Vanessa the Guesser

"Right I'm off to shave my bum. On second thoughts, he can do it himself."

11/01/20 21:23:08

 
stone face Vote score: 6572stone face

"Hi Mum! Meet my new boyfriend...Mat."

12/01/20 1:02:14

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5740The Wolf

This is the longest I've ever stared at man's nipples. (Without getting an erection and vigorously masturbating whilst simultaneously eating Jelly and listening to Edelweiss)

11/01/20 20:22:11

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Not Greensleeves? --Mr Dome
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38706Welsh Rarebit

Pot bellied wig

11/01/20 20:00:04

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5983Greg Curtis

“I couldn’t help but ‘dress him with my eyes.’ “

12/01/20 4:38:47

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6485Stephen Bean

Pubic hair can be a real nuisance when it spreads...

11/01/20 20:19:12

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22565Michael Winner

Should have gone to Pecshavers.

12/01/20 12:20:12

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5740The Wolf

That's the last time I'm buying a genetically modified Turkey

11/01/20 21:22:23

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13976Dan Nicholls

"I mean, I've seen worse, but it was on a programme by David Attenborough."

11/01/20 20:51:20

 
Rachel P Vote score: 532Rachel P

Another night out in Newcastle

11/01/20 20:05:50

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5740The Wolf

Dear Bill Rockwell. We appreciate your eagerness to provide content for Caption.me, but please stop standing outside of my bathroom window and taking photographs…of my wife.

11/01/20 20:00:28

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4994Vivvy En

Tired of photography, Bill Rockwell launches his range of yoga pants

13/01/20 19:40:57

 
Dev B Vote score: 481Dev B

You know how to take Chuck Norris down right?

13/01/20 18:13:07

 
Joe Vote score: 1609Joe

Hirsute's you, sir

12/01/20 21:07:20

 
sarah solway Vote score: 101sarah solway

His wife warned him what would happen if he ate too many bananas.

12/01/20 8:52:49

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

Ron Jeremy was not into manscaping. He wanted something else for the ladies to hang onto!

11/01/20 22:37:32

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19858John Glover

"Why didn't Dave get chucked off the top diving board."
"'Cos it's a long way to tip an hairy."

11/01/20 21:14:42

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8099Chris Keegan

The bad news is, you're bald.

11/01/20 21:00:07

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Hair is migrating downwards, eh? --Willie Johnson
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8099Chris Keegan

Bear naked.

11/01/20 20:55:35

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30576Tony Edwards

He needs some teat tree oil.

11/01/20 20:46:29

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6070Glyn Evans

That tyre's starting to bald.

11/01/20 20:35:41

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13976Dan Nicholls

It looks like an angry hoard of ants headed for Ballbag City.

11/01/20 20:23:53

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6485Stephen Bean

Hairy Potter and the Philosopher's Stones

11/01/20 20:14:18

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30576Tony Edwards

Beard gut

11/01/20 20:13:42

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2694Crunchy Chords

Same as yesterday.

Dirty. Hairy.

11/01/20 20:05:20

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38706Welsh Rarebit

Hair of the Doug

11/01/20 20:00:08

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9792Neil Mackenzie

Chip Pan Lee said he wasn’t related to Chimpanzee

12/01/20 6:53:08

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1654Scrijjy Doo

Stop staring at me!

12/01/20 4:05:10

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 970Willie Johnson

Is that a hairnado?
Or is it a tree and if so, are those two Bushtits?

12/01/20 2:55:00

 
stone face Vote score: 6572stone face

"Ok, act cool...the T-shirt will hide my superflous nipple..No one will ever know am the son of Scaramnga,"

12/01/20 1:04:34

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 522Generic RedHead

"I'm on my way, just got to shower and shave."

"ok Susan, see you soon."

12/01/20 0:32:12

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John  Glover Vote score: 19858John Glover

"Freddie is on the phone, he says, knowing how much you hate body hair, and before you sleep together for the first time tonight , there's something he needs to get off his chest."

11/01/20 22:58:14

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8099Chris Keegan

I said to the waiter there's a hair in my soup, he said you've got some front.

11/01/20 22:35:26

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4994Vivvy En

"You're not too sexy for your shirt," said Fred.

11/01/20 21:53:44

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 386Mark Wilson

The women on Love Island were struggling when the airline lost their luggage.

11/01/20 21:36:21

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8099Chris Keegan

Shaun Connery reporting for action.

11/01/20 21:15:26

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3723Karyn Harrison

"I'm sorry love, it's got to come off. But look on the bright side, you can pop a couple of Codeines!"

11/01/20 21:13:48

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8099Chris Keegan

To be fair, there is something I want to get off my chest. I stole your dog.

11/01/20 20:58:25

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19858John Glover

He's my son and hair.

11/01/20 20:55:10

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21269Ian Skelding

"He often made an ass out of himself."

11/01/20 20:48:28

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8496Mr Dome

Biggest F*cking Brazilian I've seen

11/01/20 20:39:30

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3723Karyn Harrison

Shorts, back and sides.

11/01/20 20:18:42

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3723Karyn Harrison

The semi-naked ape

11/01/20 20:09:56

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6070Glyn Evans

It's a mushroom cloud. You can tell from the fall out.

11/01/20 20:06:10

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8496Mr Dome

Well look at that it's Martin Keown

11/01/20 20:04:07

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6070Glyn Evans

It's obvious from the shamrock patterned chest hair and green t-shirt that St George's Day must be coming up.

11/01/20 20:03:59

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10204Vanessa the Guesser

Danny DeVeeto

11/01/20 20:00:23

 
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