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"Sir, hands up and dont move. Were taking you into custody because your upper torso resembles a horses face...and stop staring at me with your nipples"
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The Wolf Vote score: 11774The Wolf

"Sir, hands up and don't move. We're taking you into custody because your upper torso resembles a horse's face...and stop staring at me with your nipples"

01/04/21 20:23:29

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 7431Vivvy En

"Oh, for God's sake. It's SHOULDERS next, then knees..."

01/04/21 20:06:20

 
Tony S Vote score: 1399Tony S

For contamination reasons the beach football was allowed to go ahead using an imaginary ball. Shirts lead skins 1-0 but skins have a throw.

01/04/21 20:32:06

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15597Stephen Bean

Gigolo available for any captioneer with a spare £50. Willing to travel.

01/04/21 20:00:18

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Depends where you go, Mr Dome. In Doncaster, it would get you a good shag and 23 quid change  --The Wolf
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 3448Scrijjy Doo

"YOU THINK IT'S EASY, STYLING YOUR HAIR WITH TINY HANDS?!"

01/04/21 21:14:33

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7795Glyn Evans

Yeah, they're not technically sit ups if you're standing up on a stairwell.

01/04/21 20:31:00

 
The Wolf Vote score: 11774The Wolf

"Take that evil villain. Yes, you won't be ending the world now will you? Look at you crying like a baby because your eyes are stinging so much"

BO Man wasn't a stereotypical Superhero.

01/04/21 20:20:45

 
stone face Vote score: 9108stone face

"So Grandma! What finally made you decide to get your cataracts done?"

01/04/21 20:47:10

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20292Troompa Loompa

"Just fixing my hair, I'll be with you in a minute torso."

01/04/21 20:35:52

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2788Mark Wilson

11.29 Diet Pepsi break

01/04/21 20:30:06

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11705Neil Mackenzie

During Lockdown his hair had grown really long, and he was still attempting to pull it back away from his face even though he’d had it cut this morning.

01/04/21 20:25:25

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 15597Stephen Bean

"Can you help me get my tee-shirt on please? My frozen shoulders are killing me."

01/04/21 20:18:46

 
The Wolf Vote score: 11774The Wolf

"Cluck cluck cluck BAH-GAWK"

"Great, Dave's been hypnotised and thinks he's a chicken again. Honestly, you can't take him anywhere"

01/04/21 20:06:20

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 1103alexandra ball

Do you like what you see?
Yes, beautiful intricate detail on the wood carving.

01/04/21 20:02:11

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7931Hercules Rockefeller

April's fool finally gets his day in the sun.

01/04/21 20:01:59

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 828Ellen Duncalf

Have never been so out of shape as I am in this latest lockdown.

01/04/21 20:00:11

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2534Willie Johnson

If you split Joey Fatone's last name in half, it's "fat one".
I think I know more than I want to about 'N Sync.

02/04/21 9:52:37

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6537Greg Curtis

"....not THAT head."

02/04/21 2:13:38

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7031C CaMel

He didn't make it into Steps, it was almost a tragedy.

01/04/21 22:53:30

 
C CaMel Vote score: 7031C CaMel

Costa del Anthony

01/04/21 22:28:26

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 20292Troompa Loompa

Pecs on the Beach

01/04/21 20:33:25

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11447Mr Dome

It's Dave Beadle

01/04/21 20:28:39

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33732Tony Edwards

Groom with a view

01/04/21 20:27:41

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 11447Mr Dome

Introducing Billy-three-cocks

01/04/21 20:27:35

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2788Mark Wilson

🎵 Tragedy 🎵

01/04/21 20:25:39

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 14011Dave Bryan

''Is that a hose pipe in your pocket or was the prostate operation a big success?''

01/04/21 20:18:02

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2788Mark Wilson

Budgie smuggler arrested.

01/04/21 20:05:24

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33732Tony Edwards

Love Yourself Island

01/04/21 20:05:24

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 24472Ian Skelding

"You are under arrest for indecent use of a hose pipe in a public place .... "

01/04/21 20:00:17

 
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