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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14551Dan Nicholls

This way, everyone gets a leg.

28/12/19 12:03:00

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8412Chris Keegan

I'll tell you now we're having beef next year, that bloody Turkey took 9 hours to cook, it kept turning the gas off.

28/12/19 12:04:59

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8412Chris Keegan

Tesco admits to having some issues with their Turkeys this year.

28/12/19 12:00:13

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1468Rachel P

Squids in blankets

28/12/19 14:12:35

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

The last-ever episode of 'Man Versus Food'.

28/12/19 17:36:47

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3201Crunchy Chords

My favourite recipe for Boxing Day leftovers:
Tur-what-the-f*cken

28/12/19 16:44:41

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9224Stephen Bean

"Sorry, this shell is octopied."

28/12/19 12:14:35

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9224Stephen Bean

"I'm a sucker for long legs."

28/12/19 12:00:11

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 559Barrie Bullock

Bloody spiders are bigger than ever this year.

28/12/19 14:00:20

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

A scene from John Carpenter's 'Bake Off'.

28/12/19 17:24:34

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1360Willie Johnson

It'll really stick to your ribs.

28/12/19 16:09:54

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5608Vivvy En

Eat that! Are you squidding?

28/12/19 13:28:18

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11496Vanessa the Guesser

"I like my seafood well dressed."
"Ok, I'll get a jacket potato."

28/12/19 12:26:08

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6510Glyn Evans

Put some jaunty music on and it should tap dance.

28/12/19 12:08:55

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Come Dive With Me

28/12/19 12:05:09

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9003Dave Bryan

See food scatter

28/12/19 12:04:14

 
stone face Vote score: 7443stone face

What do you get if you cross a crab with an octopuss??

Six months in prison and a ban on keeping pets for life ..

28/12/19 18:52:00

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10552Neil Mackenzie

Sea food and start your diet today.

28/12/19 18:41:48

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 387Gavin Smithers

At Stockley Park, fishy dishisions are being made on offside and encroachment

28/12/19 18:32:32

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

Yotam Ottolenghi's 'Eldritch Abominations'.

28/12/19 17:38:16

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

H.P. Homecraft.

28/12/19 17:23:56

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21930Ian Skelding

"Samantha, tell me you're not going to wear that hat for Ascot."

28/12/19 15:51:14

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20324John Glover

"When you said it was sick squid, I thought it was a reasonable price, now of course I can see why, it's ill and it's got crabs."

28/12/19 14:25:26

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2095Scrijjy Doo

Enough plastic surgery Madonna!

28/12/19 14:00:48

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 175Madeline Charlton

An alternative take on a Christmas cracker ... pull the other one!

28/12/19 13:37:42

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"Waiter, and there's a flying fish in my soup!..."

28/12/19 13:15:08

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9413Mr Dome

Darling the microwave has done some weird things to your turkey

28/12/19 12:38:02

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9003Dave Bryan

''I was told that that the crab and the octopus are having an affair.''

''Don't take any notice, it's just a crayfish tale.''

28/12/19 12:16:55

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

A traditional Christmas turkey has to be well sea-soned.

28/12/19 12:00:26

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

"Headcrab. Quickly Gorden, use the Crowbar"

28/12/19 12:00:23

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Host Turkey

28/12/19 12:00:11

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3743Stu Dent

Afraid de mer

28/12/19 12:00:10

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9224Stephen Bean

"I thought you said I needed to kraken the shell to get the meat out."

28/12/19 12:00:03

 
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