cancel
lol creative clever

super vote: ( left this week)

now click a caption or
Whatever Joseph and Mary are doing to the snowmans arse, hes enjoying it!
Whatever Joseph and Mary are doing to the snowmans arse, hes enjoying it! photo | portfolio
© All Rights Reserved kennethkonica

To add captions, first sign up



Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38783Welsh Rarebit

Whatever Joseph and Mary are doing to the snowman's arse, he's enjoying it!

09/01/20 20:00:08

 2
Frosty has an ice arse. --Greg Curtis
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7341Dave Bryan

''Where are the Three Wise Men?''

''Inside, in front of the fire.''

09/01/20 20:07:04

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8150Chris Keegan

A led Jones house.

09/01/20 22:43:52

 
stone face Vote score: 6758stone face

"Am not being a misery guts... I accept next door go overboard with their decorations . I accept they play Christmas carols on a loop.
BUT FOR FUCK'S SAKE.....IT'S AUGUST."

09/01/20 22:13:15

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10327Vanessa the Guesser

The Queen plans a frosty reception for Meghan and Harry.

09/01/20 20:00:35

 
Molly R Vote score: 1411Molly R

"Global warming? What global warming?"

09/01/20 20:00:22

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2722Crunchy Chords

"Olaf...no."
"What? Didn't Elsa say to let it glow?"

09/01/20 20:00:10

 
Dot Old Vote score: 812Dot Old

The Abohminable Snowman

09/01/20 20:16:11

 1
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8150Chris Keegan

♪There's no business like snow business, it's snow business I know!♪

09/01/20 20:00:09

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

Red Bull gives you wings

10/01/20 7:38:32

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 333Gavin Smithers

That Alan Titchmarsh's in the garden again.

09/01/20 23:21:26

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 333Gavin Smithers

Van Persie says Solskjaer won't be smiling when he sees what his transfer window is really like.

09/01/20 22:47:45

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2722Crunchy Chords

"It's almost mid-January fer feck's sake, time to put me away 'til the next 8th of December, you feckin eejits."

('Snowman is in Ireland, and-tired of itself.' -John Donne)

09/01/20 21:22:41

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38783Welsh Rarebit

It's not often that you see a snowman with a bulbous nose.

09/01/20 21:00:15

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30674Tony Edwards

Someone needs to tell him that a snowman is just for Christmas.

09/01/20 20:58:37

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1707Scrijjy Doo

We need to talk about the results of your colonoscopy.

09/01/20 20:35:06

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8636Mr Dome

Dancing on Ice. It's shit

09/01/20 20:29:19

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1707Scrijjy Doo

Can you find the hedgehog hidden in this picture?

09/01/20 20:24:00

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8150Chris Keegan

After getting a few bob for the bike he soon brightened up.

09/01/20 20:15:54

 
Rachel P Vote score: 630Rachel P

There had been complaints about light pollution, but soon to be water under the bridge.

09/01/20 20:14:56

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6814Stephen Bean

Proof that snowmen have ghoulies.

09/01/20 20:12:05

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6210Hercules Rockefeller

Frosted Fake

09/01/20 20:07:40

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3211Stu Dent

Freeze

09/01/20 20:04:00

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

The end is nigh!

09/01/20 20:02:45

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7341Dave Bryan

There's always one geek in every neighbourhood who refuses to accept there's only twelve days of Christmas.

09/01/20 20:02:30

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6814Stephen Bean

"That's the bastard that nicked me bicycle lights!"

09/01/20 20:00:19

 
more photos from the captioning gallery