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James Lennox Vote score: 4044James Lennox

"A little help here guys, this damn sign's heavy."

12/01/20 20:00:48

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3628Karyn Harrison

Claw enforcement

12/01/20 20:10:03

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10057Vanessa the Guesser

That might ruffle a few feathers.

12/01/20 20:00:59

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9721Neil Mackenzie

Luckily for the early birds the worms couldn’t read.

13/01/20 19:00:26

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7849Chris Keegan

- I've just washed my car.

12/01/20 23:10:43

 
Rachel P Vote score: 349Rachel P

....tuppence a bag

12/01/20 20:00:40

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22481Michael Winner


Fat Bustard.

12/01/20 21:10:44

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21179Ian Skelding

"Damn Mary Poppins, I've just wasted tuppence."

12/01/20 20:50:27

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4565Kenny Ireland

...to the crocodiles.

13/01/20 18:26:34

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8361Mr Dome

Flock off

12/01/20 20:58:07

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Or you could say "Get the flock out of here". --Willie Johnson
larry G. Vote score: 1415larry G.

“But you can feed the owl.”

14/01/20 1:01:48

 
Ron Bell Vote score: 30Ron Bell

Please ignore this sign, I'm hungry

13/01/20 10:09:13

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 167Mark Wilson

Truth is we're all Vegans. We just don't tell everyone every 2 minutes, unlike you humans.

13/01/20 9:39:30

 
sarah solway Vote score: 101sarah solway

They can pay for their own Bill.

13/01/20 2:54:54

 
sarah solway Vote score: 101sarah solway

.......it may cause them to have a Tern!

13/01/20 2:49:23

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1574Scrijjy Doo

Because I'm on a low fat diet.

13/01/20 0:11:19

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8361Mr Dome

The crowd reseeded to a safe distance

12/01/20 21:46:41

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7849Chris Keegan

- The blokes are staving.

12/01/20 21:10:49

 
Rachel P Vote score: 349Rachel P

Bob Geldof has already organised a concert for their tweetment

12/01/20 21:03:22

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30516Tony Edwards

We have our eagle-eye trained on you.

12/01/20 20:56:09

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3628Karyn Harrison

Signs like this just encourage the thieving magpies and the robbin' redbreasts.

12/01/20 20:49:56

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6121Hercules Rockefeller

Suddenly, Alfred Hitchcock became inspired.

12/01/20 20:23:52

 
Rachel P Vote score: 349Rachel P

By order of the Beaky Blinders

12/01/20 20:21:49

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3015Stu Dent

He is on hunger flight

12/01/20 20:03:27

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38513Welsh Rarebit

...until they have said grace. "Ok, let osprey..."

12/01/20 20:03:27

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2599Crunchy Chords

"... Especially your girlfriend, mate, she's a fat cow!… And that one too, she's a biffa, don't let that podgy slag have another bite, haha!"

Hunger Games: Mockingjay

12/01/20 20:00:29

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10057Vanessa the Guesser

Pecking order

12/01/20 20:00:19

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

How are you going to enforce it? Oh, I see...

12/01/20 20:00:09

 
stone face Vote score: 6335stone face

I remember seeing that bird on Britain's Got Talons..

12/01/20 20:52:49

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21179Ian Skelding

"That's a bird sign."

12/01/20 20:46:08

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4920Vivvy En

"Honestly, I have to watch the blighters like a hawk."

12/01/20 20:43:59

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5964Glyn Evans

"Even if I wanted to, how?"

12/01/20 20:34:51

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5464The Wolf

...explosives covered in breadcrumbs. It's not nice.

12/01/20 20:29:34

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38513Welsh Rarebit

He must be a trill seeker

12/01/20 20:24:04

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10057Vanessa the Guesser

"I'm afraid we're not licensed to trill."

12/01/20 20:16:11

 
Molly R Vote score: 1364Molly R

It's Diet January.

12/01/20 20:13:52

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4044James Lennox

"That's it Number One, straight at the 'D', hold it steady, wait for it, wait for it ... poos away!"

Flight Commander Peregrine guides Mission Obliterate 'DO NOT' towards their target.

12/01/20 20:12:51

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3628Karyn Harrison

Not even the starvlings.

12/01/20 20:12:43

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6773Dave Bryan

Obey the sign and don't be a tit.

12/01/20 20:12:09

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8361Mr Dome

Where Eagles Dare

12/01/20 20:10:34

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30516Tony Edwards

Don't be a twitter.

12/01/20 20:08:49

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 913Willie Johnson

Just what are you hawking?

12/01/20 20:08:05

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Stephen Bean Vote score: 6122Stephen Bean

Council take steps after old lady swallows a bird to eat the spider who wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.

12/01/20 20:07:04

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38513Welsh Rarebit

Where there's a quill there's a way...

12/01/20 20:00:41

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3015Stu Dent

Bill by mouth

12/01/20 20:00:12

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6122Stephen Bean

"Ignore the falcon sign and harrier up with the food before someone sees you!"

12/01/20 20:00:11

 
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