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Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10555Neil Mackenzie

Squatters evicted from tree house.

15/12/19 20:24:40

 
dave the rave Vote score: 272dave the rave

The serial killer known as Tetris strikes again.

15/12/19 20:00:44

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6978The Wolf

"Maybe this wasn't the best place to play Twister..."

15/12/19 20:01:49

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6978The Wolf

Family Tree

15/12/19 20:03:36

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1472Rachel P

“Stuck in the middle of Yew”

15/12/19 20:37:27

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21936Ian Skelding

This was a poplar hiding place

15/12/19 20:15:14

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Ménage à tree

15/12/19 20:00:04

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9241Stephen Bean

It's amazing how much trouble can be caused by one leaky tube of superglue.

16/12/19 0:55:34

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9241Stephen Bean

Competition was fierce at the National Narcolepsy Tree Climbing Championships.

16/12/19 0:49:20

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

"You're right- I should have reinforced the floor of the treehouse."

16/12/19 8:00:27

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2097Scrijjy Doo

Adultree

16/12/19 1:40:34

 
dave the rave Vote score: 272dave the rave

Lumber party

15/12/19 21:25:35

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3746Stu Dent

The Conservatives reveal how thay are going to reduce homelessness.

15/12/19 20:32:22

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4400Karyn Harrison

"Shit, is that Dave? Hide!!!"

15/12/19 20:13:04

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4400Karyn Harrison

Anons get intimate at captioneers' garden party.

15/12/19 20:30:57

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

Week 23 of the Sardines World Championship.

16/12/19 8:02:11

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6978The Wolf

Caption.me throws away its stock of Mannequins in search for Hedgehogs

15/12/19 21:09:17

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9419Mr Dome

Before a run you should always limber up

15/12/19 20:51:07

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5340James Lennox

I wanted my children to experience the simple fun I had when I was young, so I took their phones off them and told them to climb a tree instead ... yeah, I might have to give them their phones back.

15/12/19 20:41:27

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21936Ian Skelding

"Bloody fly tippers."

15/12/19 20:26:41

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6978The Wolf

"Guys, I know we all needed a piss, but couldn't you have waited until I'd finished?"

15/12/19 20:00:55

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20326John Glover

"I didn't realise you could do a group '69'.

16/12/19 20:15:06

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Yep, but this one would be called a six hundred and ninety-six thousand, nine hundred and sixty-nine. --James Lennox
Dave E Vote score: 46Dave E

Good to see the Lib-Dems have stopped sitting on the fence

16/12/19 12:46:13

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1004Mark Wilson

Human centipede defeated by tree climb

15/12/19 22:15:00

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 487Charles Gilbert

"Feed me Seymour!"

15/12/19 21:25:31

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9419Mr Dome

Question Time now and on the panel tonight..

15/12/19 20:49:39

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5562Paul Reeve

Fence street gang.

15/12/19 20:35:26

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5340James Lennox

"Ready or not, here I come!"

"Oh shit, why did we have to hide with the guy who suffers from premature ejaculation."

15/12/19 20:32:19

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3746Stu Dent

I didn't like to say anything incase thay took a fence

15/12/19 20:30:10

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1472Rachel P

Bottoms Up!

15/12/19 20:24:12

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6581Hercules Rockefeller

Where will you be when claustrophobia strikes?

15/12/19 20:03:19

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

Excuse my english. I said pile on and they did, but the word I was looking for was lampost!

15/12/19 20:01:02

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4400Karyn Harrison

They're barking mad!

15/12/19 20:00:51

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

"when I said give me a leg up, this is not quite what I meant"

15/12/19 20:00:25

 
Michelle Caspenenti Michelle Caspenenti

when everyone wants the best hide and seek spot

26/12/19 22:38:48

 
Shivanand K.S Shivanand K.S

Headless idiots!

19/12/19 18:41:40

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 944Sam Cass

Everyone wants to be a bottom these days.

16/12/19 13:13:02

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6095Greg Curtis

"Yes, I can have orgasms, Doc. But - honestly - it's EMBARRASSING what I have to do...."

16/12/19 11:46:14

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 387Gavin Smithers

M and S has plans to update its clothing offer

16/12/19 9:29:53

 
Dev B Vote score: 604Dev B

"Where were you all day?"
"I was undergoing TREEtment"

16/12/19 7:24:30

 
Dev B Vote score: 604Dev B

Peepal Tree

16/12/19 7:22:01

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

The Spooning family.

16/12/19 4:45:35

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20326John Glover

The condition hasn't been given a name yet, but it concerns people who are inexplicably attracted to the smell of dog urine.

16/12/19 1:03:50

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8432Chris Keegan

When our Elaine has a crush on someone I do wish she did it one at a time.

16/12/19 0:01:24

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4456Lucky Elperro

Okay, which one of you saw the police officer at the front door?

15/12/19 23:49:09

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2097Scrijjy Doo

Entercourse

15/12/19 22:00:14

 
stone face Vote score: 7461stone face

Glasgow- 9 o'clock- Monday morning
Reports of a half drunk bottle of Buckfast hidden behind tree, spreads like wild fire.

15/12/19 21:58:53

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 487Charles Gilbert

It's bite is worse than it's bark...

15/12/19 21:24:23

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 487Charles Gilbert

Quit trying to make tree-twister happen. It's never going to happen.

15/12/19 21:23:48

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2851GeeDee

I always wondered what happend to Legs & Co

15/12/19 21:23:37

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 487Charles Gilbert

I swear Frank, it's like you're not even trying to hide the bodies anymore.

Get it together man.

15/12/19 21:22:38

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2097Scrijjy Doo

Orgies can get pretty wild.

15/12/19 21:22:37

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2097Scrijjy Doo

They liked it, so they put a ring on it.

15/12/19 21:20:33

 
dave the rave Vote score: 272dave the rave

Right, now everyone's here lets start the meeting.

15/12/19 21:15:28

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6512Glyn Evans

"There's being between a rock and a hard place, but this is just silly!"

15/12/19 20:57:40

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1366Willie Johnson

When I said "Let's leg it" it was supposed to be more like "Let's make like a tree and leave".

15/12/19 20:37:15

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3746Stu Dent

So who was first past the post

15/12/19 20:31:01

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14552Dan Nicholls

Next on BBC2 it's fencing at Tiptree.

15/12/19 20:22:09

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11509Vanessa the Guesser

That's just knot cricket

15/12/19 20:21:57

 
dave the rave Vote score: 272dave the rave

Wish the neighbours would stop throwing their trash over the fence.

15/12/19 20:11:13

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Bonersai Tree

15/12/19 20:09:18

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4400Karyn Harrison

🎵 Oh we do like to be beside the treeside ...

15/12/19 20:04:18

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11509Vanessa the Guesser

Chris Beech, Heather Mills and several drunk captioneers pictured this morning after last night's shin dig.

15/12/19 20:02:31

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6978The Wolf

Excitement in Doncaster as 50p is found on the grass...

15/12/19 20:00:18

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

"Bodhi Tree"

15/12/19 20:00:14

 
Molly R Vote score: 1665Molly R

At next door's party, there's masses of legless people.

15/12/19 20:00:10

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3206Crunchy Chords

Ten lords a-heaping

15/12/19 20:00:08

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Syc-amour tree

15/12/19 20:00:08

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6978The Wolf

“Alright…Who’s farted?”

15/12/19 20:00:06

 
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