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Full dress whites, the commanding officers speech is far too long, and you realise last nights vindaloo is having an adverse effect.
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John  Glover Vote score: 19638John Glover

Full dress whites, the commanding officer's speech is far too long, and you realise last nights vindaloo is having an adverse effect.

26/11/19 12:19:18

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30285Tony Edwards

The yawn chorus

26/11/19 12:43:50

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21023Ian Skelding

"Say laaaaah."

26/11/19 16:51:08

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This is clever, reasonably funny and very appropriate to the photo. Seeing as I'm the only one who seems to appreciate it have an extra vote from me :) --Vivvy En
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7835Mr Dome

An Orifice and a Gentleman

26/11/19 16:13:16

 
D M Vote score: 711D M

That face when you realise you were last out the submarine hatch and you didn't shut it behind you.

26/11/19 12:13:10

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13462Dan Nicholls

Popeye the Musical. Audition day #37.

26/11/19 12:05:38

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5277Stephen Bean

Most people keep their mouth shut when there's seamen about.

26/11/19 12:09:39

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3599James Lennox

🎼In the navy...

26/11/19 12:01:31

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4974The Wolf

Not the first time a sailor has had a wet dream

26/11/19 12:19:16

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5277Stephen Bean

They know how to destroyer song.

26/11/19 12:16:24

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3297Karyn Harrison

🎵 You can leave your hat on ...

26/11/19 12:02:43

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Randy Newman. Nice. --Willie Johnson
D M Vote score: 711D M

All hands below deck for the high notes.

26/11/19 12:01:20

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5277Stephen Bean

Don't you just hate it when someone turns up in the same outfit?

26/11/19 12:01:08

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1364Scrijjy Doo

That's why he's called a Rear Admiral.

26/11/19 14:40:08

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2524Trace Sarge

See Shanti

26/11/19 13:11:14

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3599James Lennox

"As a culturally sensitive institution the navy accepts people of all races, creeds, and sexual orientation, however, if any of you wog spick bum ticklers so much as think of performing fellatio on my ship you'll be standing on deck with your mouth open for six hours straight until your jaw is no longer capable of the act ... Comprende?"

26/11/19 12:33:19

 
Dot Old Vote score: 640Dot Old

Are they singing the Starboard Spangled Banner?

26/11/19 12:15:40

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2819Stu Dent

R,N,L,Cry

26/11/19 12:04:55

 
Mark England Vote score: 15654Mark England

Jared has just remembered that tonight it's his turn in the barrel

26/11/19 12:03:10

 
dave the rave Vote score: 166dave the rave

Doctor I think there's something wrong with my semen.

27/11/19 0:17:11

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 769Willie Johnson

Captain: "Sorry for doing the dental procedures without anesthetic - we simply ran out."

26/11/19 23:14:22

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22368Michael Winner

♫ Oh, Switzerland♫

26/11/19 19:27:33

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 133Jack Joyce

...all I said was you all have to take olive oil and they went Popeye!

26/11/19 16:50:35

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7835Mr Dome

I think he's about to pass out

26/11/19 16:25:23

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 314Gavin Smithers

"Yes, you've passed the exam for the nuclear submarine firing practice. But I'm afraid you'll be in the OTHER submarine".

26/11/19 16:07:00

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7299Chris Keegan

The Pizza Express initiation-ceremony looks like a serious affair

26/11/19 15:54:27

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9586Neil Mackenzie

He had wanted to be a Marine, but he wasn’t good enough and had been assigned to submarines.

26/11/19 15:36:17

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6218Dave Bryan

Chant on Dec

26/11/19 12:50:58

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5277Stephen Bean

♫ Oh I do like to be beside the seaside..

26/11/19 12:40:02

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5277Stephen Bean

They're only pretending to sing. It's a mute-iny.

26/11/19 12:29:39

 
D M Vote score: 711D M

Bypassing the chain of command, the young cadet pushed his luck and went directly to Trump.

26/11/19 12:11:16

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9578Vanessa the Guesser

Shanty town

26/11/19 12:08:33

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Tony Edwards Vote score: 30285Tony Edwards

"I see no ships."

26/11/19 12:07:20

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37739Welsh Rarebit

🎵 "I am sailing, I am sailing,
Home again, 'cross the sea.." 🎵

26/11/19 12:07:14

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6218Dave Bryan

Paul Anchor

26/11/19 12:05:33

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3297Karyn Harrison

🎵 I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing ...

26/11/19 12:04:38

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9578Vanessa the Guesser

"FRIGATE I said!"

26/11/19 12:02:23

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7299Chris Keegan

♪ Wule Bwitannya, Bwitannya wules ver waves, Bwitons neva, neva, neva shall be swaves! ♪

26/11/19 12:01:03

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3599James Lennox

♪ Hallelu...u.u.u...jah ♪

26/11/19 12:00:31

 
Dot Old Vote score: 640Dot Old

A.. A.. A.. A.. Achoo!

26/11/19 12:00:16

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5277Stephen Bean

Navy That Tune

26/11/19 12:00:09

 
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