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Julie insists on doing her make up on the train.
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Chris Keegan Vote score: 7806Chris Keegan

Julie insists on doing her make up on the train.

17/12/19 12:00:11

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5412The Wolf

Texas Chainsaw Mascara

17/12/19 15:01:57

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38421Welsh Rarebit

L'Horroréal

17/12/19 12:00:08

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4000James Lennox

Sorry we don't have a defibrillator, but Dave here is pretty good at the kiss of life.

17/12/19 12:02:47

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4000James Lennox

Somebody always falls for this prank at the seismologists' annual Christmas party.

17/12/19 12:16:57

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 501Generic RedHead

Madonna's looking well.

17/12/19 12:15:12

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21172Ian Skelding

"You shouldn't apply lipstick when watching a tennis match."

17/12/19 12:11:10

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4786Chris Halliwell

V for Ventilator.

17/12/19 14:44:50

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9713Neil Mackenzie

That egg shell face paint isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

17/12/19 18:03:38

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1563Scrijjy Doo

Casting Heath Ledger for the sequel was a stroke of genius.

17/12/19 14:08:25

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Ouch. --James Lennox
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13841Dan Nicholls

Come on kids, crack a smile.

17/12/19 13:35:54

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8303Mr Dome

Proof you can look natural with Botox and fillers

17/12/19 13:03:02

 
dave the rave Vote score: 272dave the rave

I bet Ken is under that mask.

17/12/19 12:11:25

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 342Jack Joyce

♫ looking through Gary Gilmore's eyes ♫

17/12/19 12:09:53

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Not a good Advert for organ donation. --Karyn Harrison
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2577Crunchy Chords

'Where did you get such a godawful mask, for Fawkes sake?'

17/12/19 23:55:27

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5950Glyn Evans

Marilyn.

17/12/19 20:34:33

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

Vital signs of an imminent breakdown.

17/12/19 17:29:53

 
Baglan Gladiator Vote score: 1079Baglan Gladiator

The mask of Sorrow

17/12/19 17:21:25

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1563Scrijjy Doo

Older celebrities need to lay off the plastic surgery. I'm looking at YOU MADONNA!

17/12/19 14:05:30

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 342Jack Joyce

"My GP told me I needed to do less cardio"

"I told him he ought to do more background checks, RIP"

17/12/19 13:03:29

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30473Tony Edwards

Shocking make-up

17/12/19 12:52:46

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4069Lucky Elperro

Modern men finally admit the pendulum has swung too far into the moisteriser and products department.

17/12/19 12:43:18

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8303Mr Dome

How is your mood these days?
I have peaks and troughs

17/12/19 12:42:10

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4069Lucky Elperro

Jimmy is your Dad coming to the school sports day?

No Miss, not if I have anything to do with it.

17/12/19 12:41:54

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4000James Lennox

Before becoming a mass murderer, Michael Myers tried doing performance pieces at the local theatre. Unfortunately he didn't take the poor reviews very well.

17/12/19 12:34:29

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6048Stephen Bean

Anon-y-mask

17/12/19 12:11:36

 
dave the rave Vote score: 272dave the rave

Michael Myers killed the dancefloor back in the 60s.

17/12/19 12:07:55

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 342Jack Joyce

"Jamie Lee Myers"

17/12/19 12:04:01

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6107Hercules Rockefeller

"Why so mysterious?"

17/12/19 12:02:02

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38421Welsh Rarebit

This is what happens when you get lippy with Jeepers Creepers

17/12/19 12:00:15

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 331Gavin Smithers

Blindy Peakers

19/12/19 0:39:43

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 331Gavin Smithers

Male, pale and stale

18/12/19 23:18:59

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 892Willie Johnson

Hey, someone forged my signature.

17/12/19 18:51:06

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

From the looks of things, I'd say Conchita's Worse.

17/12/19 17:33:11

 
Rachel P Vote score: 314Rachel P

Harry Styles and Michael Myers on the same wave length

17/12/19 13:49:56

 
Rachel P Vote score: 314Rachel P

"Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Maybelline"

17/12/19 13:48:08

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13841Dan Nicholls

...and this is Simon Cowell's 2008 face.

17/12/19 13:34:52

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30473Tony Edwards

Ziggy Zaggy Stardust

17/12/19 12:29:03

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 886Carey Sutton

OTT with the botox

17/12/19 12:22:31

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 342Jack Joyce

The budget on Mission Impossible is not what it used to be!

17/12/19 12:19:50

 
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