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Chris Keegan Vote score: 7264Chris Keegan

Prince Andrew denies all knowledge of this photo.

17/11/19 20:54:41

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of course...he was only 6 months old then --Dev B
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3256Karyn Harrison

"What did I have for lunch? Well if you squeeze me a little bit harder I can show you!"

17/11/19 20:54:29

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clever --Dev B
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5223Stephen Bean

Dave couldn't understand why his conjoined twin never seemed to get any older.

17/11/19 22:58:05

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4740Vivvy En

"Excuse me, pint of lager please...and a couple of rusks for this toothless old git."

17/11/19 20:37:59

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3553James Lennox

"Yes, that'll do nicely waiter. Medium-rare please."

17/11/19 20:00:12

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6155Dave Bryan

Nappy hour

17/11/19 21:57:33

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 3965Lucky Elperro

At times Dave took his job as a bouncer at Mothercare a bit too seriously.

17/11/19 21:13:51

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19614John Glover

That's the last time Sid will ever enter a 'Big Surprise' raffle.

18/11/19 1:57:08

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6155Dave Bryan

''Where can I change him.......for a pint of beer?''

17/11/19 21:24:55

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 757Willie Johnson

"He needs a burp.
The alcohol on his breath is making me glassy eyed."

17/11/19 21:24:06

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5223Stephen Bean

Tot of the Pop

17/11/19 21:01:25

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5157Paul Reeve

This babysitting lark is a piece of piss thought Dave, then came the vomit.

17/11/19 20:58:10

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4916The Wolf

"Hello baby, goojie goojie goo"

"Goojie goojie goo? Are you f*cking serious? Listen pal, I've had a bad couple of weeks. My upbringing was a load of bollocks, this woman kept pushing me until I could finally breathe and then guess what, she sh*t on my head...and god knows why she puts her tits in my face. No wonder I'm always crying"

17/11/19 20:06:13

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4916The Wolf

"Ok mate, are you going to put me down? Or do I have to sh*t myself?"

17/11/19 20:00:28

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2524Trace Sarge

"If you don't put me down I will bite your other fingers off!"

18/11/19 19:16:24

 
Dev B Vote score: 427Dev B

Mumfart & Son

18/11/19 6:25:11

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9578Neil Mackenzie

Oh look Paul’s dancing.

18/11/19 5:14:54

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 491Generic RedHead

Seriously, who would trust someone with narcolepsy to look after their baby?

18/11/19 3:47:03

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1348Scrijjy Doo

Forgive me father for I have--BAAAARFFFF!

17/11/19 23:46:31

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 128Jack Joyce

"Do they do kiddie portions?"

"Yes"

"Good, I can't eat a full one"

17/11/19 21:50:35

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7804Mr Dome

You dribble all the time, poop with no control, smell all the time and can't even walk! I don't see why people still love you grandad

17/11/19 21:26:15

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5771Glyn Evans

"Cor. You could do with some mints. Your breath is demonic" said the demonic baby.

17/11/19 21:11:36

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5813Greg Curtis

"Y'can't food ME. You are UNDERAGE, and I aught to throw you right out that door, and LOOK AT ME when I'm talking to you..."

17/11/19 20:45:13

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9556Vanessa the Guesser

Nine months later, the waitress showed him what she'd done with his tip.

17/11/19 20:34:56

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21004Ian Skelding

Seedy baby

17/11/19 20:34:25

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21004Ian Skelding

Baby shambles

17/11/19 20:33:26

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37682Welsh Rarebit

The not yet Walking Dead

17/11/19 20:07:27

 
dave the rave Vote score: 139dave the rave

As you can see, all our daddy day care assistants here are well trained and fully competent.

17/11/19 20:00:07

 
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