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The Wolf Vote score: 6987The Wolf

"...and then I severed six of my fingers. It's my own fault really, I shouldn't have tried to feel her tits"

19/10/19 20:17:23

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A clear-cut case of sexual assault. Caught red-handed! --Karyn Harrison
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4433Karyn Harrison

What a Fanta-stic dress!

19/10/19 20:54:28

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6987The Wolf

“I’m hoping to get pulled tonight…”

19/10/19 20:00:10

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11616 Smuldo

A Mini-bar.

19/10/19 20:08:41

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Dressed to spill

19/10/19 20:00:03

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14652Dan Nicholls

Ahhh, that's Snow White's dress. You can tell, because she's clearly had 7 Up.

19/10/19 20:07:52

 
Dot Old Vote score: 896Dot Old

Tin Can Ali

19/10/19 20:19:01

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9390Stephen Bean

Designed by Karl Lagerfeld

20/10/19 0:18:08

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8529Chris Keegan

She wanted a Stella McCartney, well, it's half way there....

19/10/19 20:04:02

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Every woman should have a little Carling Black Label dress.

19/10/19 20:01:06

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 681Generic RedHead

"And who are you wearing tonight?
"Stella"
"McCartney?"
"No, Artois."

20/10/19 0:43:26

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9444Mr Dome

Pop tart

19/10/19 21:46:30

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 86Poxy Jock

The invisible woman decided to attract the invisible man by advertising beer in the nude

19/10/19 21:24:44

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

If Carlsberg did fashion

19/10/19 20:32:26

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The Wolf Vote score: 6987The Wolf

It's when my wife said "Hey, check out my new dress with smiley emojis", that I realised I had a drinking problem

19/10/19 20:19:59

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31523Tony Edwards

Ready for the Cans Film Festival.

19/10/19 20:07:48

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5597Paul Reeve

If Carlsberg made dresses, they’d probably be the best dresses in the world.

19/10/19 20:04:00

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5717Vivvy En

Very nice, do you have it in a lager size?

19/10/19 22:32:52

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4433Karyn Harrison

Mel B admitted she felt a strong attraction to Geri Halliwell when they both turned up to the Brit Awards in the same dress.

19/10/19 22:06:22

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4433Karyn Harrison

It goes well with her Double Diamond knuckle duster.

19/10/19 21:05:34

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10568Neil Mackenzie

I’m not a tin man, I prefer an hour glass.

19/10/19 20:43:05

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

On her night out she started with the cancan, tried the tango finishes with a 7up then needed a Dr Pepper.

19/10/19 20:41:01

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6987The Wolf

The UK recycling targets are back on track after Stoneface takes up dressmaking

19/10/19 20:36:32

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Nah..I don't use cans anymore mate ..I have my lager delivered intravenous. --stone face
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31523Tony Edwards

Canel

19/10/19 20:29:44

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11567Vanessa the Guesser

Accessorize with a straw hat.

19/10/19 20:21:57

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6516Glyn Evans

The Devil Wears Pravha

19/10/19 20:19:03

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11616 Smuldo

Pepsi-Maxi.

19/10/19 20:03:00

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6987The Wolf

Forget the photo. I want to know which one of you lucky b*stards got a vote from Who threw You a fish?

19/10/19 20:01:44

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Wolf - I took it as a joke and most have done I thinkStone Face - I agree with your comments tooAs the site gives the option to remain anonymous I see nothing wrong with that either. However I don't like Anon personally (which is why ... --Mr Dome
  Smuldo Vote score: 11616 Smuldo

Tinafore.

19/10/19 20:01:40

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11567Vanessa the Guesser

Widget Jones

19/10/19 20:00:36

 
Molly R Vote score: 1684Molly R

This Girl Can.

19/10/19 20:00:18

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Fosters - She who thinks Australian dresses Australian

19/10/19 20:00:11

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1389Willie Johnson

"Soda you think my dress is tops?"

21/10/19 19:41:37

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3243Crunchy Chords

Lose a dress size in just 10 easy Schweppes!

20/10/19 15:45:54

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

Dr Who might have gone to PC with this Fem Dalek

20/10/19 9:46:39

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2122Scrijjy Doo

I got your bottle opener right here.

20/10/19 1:00:24

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2122Scrijjy Doo

Pop Your Top

20/10/19 0:59:40

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 681Generic RedHead

As seen on Ring Pulls Drag Race.

20/10/19 0:34:44

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21991Ian Skelding

Tinny Woodall

19/10/19 22:19:09

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9444Mr Dome

Biggest Bad Manners fan ever

19/10/19 21:50:37

 
stone face Vote score: 7507stone face

Madonna wore this dress on her last tour, and people complained that she sounded tinny.

19/10/19 21:24:23

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4433Karyn Harrison

Punk frock

19/10/19 21:14:57

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20377John Glover

It was worn for a Mancunian can Di date.

19/10/19 20:51:29

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9390Stephen Bean

Heineken redresses the parts other beers cannot reach

19/10/19 20:44:28

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4433Karyn Harrison

It's a Lulu Guinness.

19/10/19 20:43:03

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31523Tony Edwards

Sixty-pack

19/10/19 20:21:21

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31523Tony Edwards

Suit of amour

19/10/19 20:10:50

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9125Dave Bryan

Ring Tin Tin

19/10/19 20:06:52

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11616 Smuldo

Splashion victim.

19/10/19 20:04:38

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31523Tony Edwards

Ready to dance the can-can.

19/10/19 20:03:59

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3243Crunchy Chords

Pretty in Drink

19/10/19 20:02:14

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3243Crunchy Chords

Pop fashion

19/10/19 20:00:18

 
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