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Little Red Riding Hood accused of inciting hatred.
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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10012Vanessa the Guesser

Little Red Riding Hood accused of inciting hatred.

09/10/19 11:03:44

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🎵Hey there Little Red Riding Hood, you sure are looking good,You're everything that a big bad wolf would want.🎵(*By Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs) --Willie Johnson
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

Up the Pig.

09/10/19 19:22:07

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4004James Lennox

Oh shit, I've misread something again. Best I go and fish The Wolf out of the Thames.

09/10/19 13:35:45

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7818Chris Keegan

Meanwhile in London, after a long day the Extinction Rebellion Protesters are pleased to catch the bus home, get the central heating on and lie in a nice hot bath.

09/10/19 12:33:00

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5427The Wolf

“How am I liking the site? Well, I think they wanted to wipe me out with a missile, then they lured me to the woods and broke my fingers, then they said they would happily open the door for me to leave, and now they’ve started advertising on buses…So yeah, not the friendliest bunch. Anyway Chris, thanks for popping over, it’s good to see you. Here’s your order of extreme bondage porn worth exactly fifty quid, for payment and to save embarrassment, just choose one of my captions as the winner like you did last time”

09/10/19 11:10:30

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I watched a comedy movie about extreme bondage...And to be fair it was full of gags. --stone face
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7818Chris Keegan

I personally wish to condemn such blatant discrimination against fellow captioners. Just because the bloke on the upper deck has a Stone Face one shouldn’t be publishing random photos of the poor guy!

09/10/19 11:02:18

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I'm hopeless at recognising people. Would you believe, I thought it was Dave! --Molly R
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4071Lucky Elperro

Andrew Llloyd Webber appoints Diane Abbot as advertising proof reader for his new musical, 'Dawn the Milf'.

09/10/19 12:30:05

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4071Lucky Elperro

This is an old photo. After 'down', Wolf successfully learned, sit, gimme your paw and rollover and show me your belly.

09/10/19 12:24:54

 
Mark Daly Vote score: 27Mark Daly

...in 15 seconds and get a free wolf

09/10/19 22:52:21

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13850Dan Nicholls

"Doesn't matter how 'big' or 'bad' you are, mental health affects everyone."

09/10/19 12:25:03

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21174Ian Skelding

"What a daft name for a Wolf."
"Why?"
"Down Down?, This way Down?, Go Down? ..... "

09/10/19 12:19:15

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3580Karyn Harrison

"Looks like we've got the green light folks. Let's deck him!"

09/10/19 11:58:45

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30476Tony Edwards

Sightseeing bus hunts down The Wolf.

09/10/19 11:54:57

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30476Tony Edwards

Upstares, Downstares

09/10/19 11:14:56

 
Mark England Vote score: 15722Mark England

Disgruntled Captioneers advertising campaign

09/10/19 11:02:36

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1566Scrijjy Doo

Just come out and say you want a blow job.

10/10/19 1:23:19

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8319Mr Dome

Bring..

09/10/19 17:07:49

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I managed to get three photos of this bus before it continued its journey along Oxford Street. This was the best of a bad bunch. Shame I didn't spot it a split second earlier. I even considered hanging around in case another one came along wit... --Karyn Harrison
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13850Dan Nicholls

I didn't say the bus goes round and round the same way, I said it's lupine.

09/10/19 12:25:49

 
stone face Vote score: 6303stone face

Buses eh! They always come in packs.

09/10/19 11:40:23

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19786John Glover

Best pint of ale you'll ever buy, go on, wolf it down.

09/10/19 11:10:55

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38442Welsh Rarebit

A vroom with a view

09/10/19 11:00:09

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5950Glyn Evans

I'm game for a challenge. How many are in the pack?

09/10/19 19:01:25

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21174Ian Skelding

Crawl of the Wild

09/10/19 15:56:38

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4071Lucky Elperro

Mayor of London say new fire engine adaptations will help fund the service.

09/10/19 12:31:43

 
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