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The Wolf Vote score: 5378The Wolf

"Brexit? No, that was just funny. It was after I met Trump that I started drinking and smoking"

10/09/19 7:00:58

 
stone face Vote score: 6238stone face

May the farce be with EU..

10/09/19 7:50:40

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13810Dan Nicholls

'Old me chips, I'm gaspin'

10/09/19 7:09:55

 
stone face Vote score: 6238stone face

If you're after a girl who likes a cheap night out. A couple of cans of Special Brew, chips and a shag. There's not many girls who'd go for that, but Theresa May.

10/09/19 7:55:50

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38348Welsh Rarebit

If Carlsberg made Prime Ministers...

10/09/19 7:00:26

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2564Crunchy Chords
"Brexit? No, that was just funny. It was after I met Trump that I started drinking and smoking"

12/09/19 14:56:38

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8271Mr Dome

Things are finally looking up for Theresa May

10/09/19 7:51:00

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 309Anna Caddy

Brexit deal? Nah, luv, this is me Breakfast deal.

10/09/19 7:19:55

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5378The Wolf

"...and I said fine, you do it if you think it's easy you bloated, white haired pompous cu*t"

10/09/19 7:03:16

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38348Welsh Rarebit

"Smoking, drinking and eating chips never did me any harm", said Theresa May, aged 28.

10/09/19 7:00:53

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5973Stephen Bean

"Don't dis May!"

10/09/19 7:18:12

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38348Welsh Rarebit

Probably not the best peer in the world

10/09/19 7:00:09

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Glad You Remember Vote score: 996Glad You Remember

She may have let herself go but as you can see, she isn't skipping breakfast. It's the most important deal of the May.

10/09/19 17:47:54

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4061Lucky Elperro

I dunno know where Boris is. He said he was going for a Corniche pasty or something.

10/09/19 10:16:04

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6715Dave Bryan

Theresa May gets ready for another late night sitting.

10/09/19 7:15:12

 
Adele Mckinley Adele Mckinley

Never partying with Ruth Davidson again, she just sent me in there to ask for a corniche pasty

11/09/19 18:53:23

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9705Neil Mackenzie

She tried to organise a piss up in a brewery but ended up at the off license.

10/09/19 19:39:22

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1547Scrijjy Doo

I must say I look pretty good for 30.

10/09/19 18:55:30

 
larry G. Vote score: 1411larry G.

"Doctor sez I need more exercise, so I started walking to work."

10/09/19 16:03:44

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 940Sam Cass

"Yeah, go ahead, take your bloody pitcher!"

10/09/19 14:15:40

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 486Tiny Alien

May for it!

10/09/19 12:55:30

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2532Trace Sarge

"The eyes have it...the eyes have it"

10/09/19 12:11:11

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19769John Glover

"Just going up the frog n toad to the HP."
"House of Parliament?"
"No, Joe's Cafe to get some tomatoe sauce for me chips."

10/09/19 11:48:58

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19769John Glover

"If you can't beat 'em, join 'em."

10/09/19 10:48:46

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13810Dan Nicholls

Never mind Mr Speaker, get yer laughing gear round that...

10/09/19 8:50:59

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 882Willie Johnson

♪♪ Theresa jolly good fellow.... ♪♪

10/09/19 8:31:57

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4061Lucky Elperro

Appear on Loose Women? I'd rather be dead in a ditch.

10/09/19 8:08:53

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30455Tony Edwards

Politically incorrect

10/09/19 7:53:06

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8271Mr Dome

Brit's a broad

10/09/19 7:47:27

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5195Paul Reeve

May’d in Westminster

10/09/19 7:34:12

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8271Mr Dome

Wish you were here

10/09/19 7:32:47

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7780Chris Keegan

"Do I miss Corbyn?....Not really, he's a lousy shag"

10/09/19 7:17:06

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5936Glyn Evans

Have I got Brews for you.

10/09/19 7:14:31

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6715Dave Bryan

Sadly, the lager did not suit the Carling (taste) buds of May.

10/09/19 7:32:10

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13810Dan Nicholls

I asked for chips and a wally. Never knew he'd pinch me job!

10/09/19 7:11:36

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13810Dan Nicholls

"What made you swipe right then babe?"

10/09/19 7:10:39

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5936Glyn Evans

The Darling Spuds of May

10/09/19 7:10:22

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5378The Wolf

"Well, I'm not the Prime Minister anymore but there's still a big issue that I'm working on"

10/09/19 7:07:27

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6715Dave Bryan

Working lunch

10/09/19 7:06:27

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6093Hercules Rockefeller

"Mayday!"

10/09/19 7:04:59

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5378The Wolf

Karma

10/09/19 7:00:40

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7780Chris Keegan

"I'm only pleased I don't get that bloody PM tension anymore"

10/09/19 7:00:40

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6715Dave Bryan

''I've already had my chips. These are for Boris.''

10/09/19 7:00:39

 
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