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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13810Dan Nicholls

You can tell by their pouch whether they're bashful or happy...

11/09/19 11:03:12

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One thing's for sure. She isn't Snow White. --Dave Bryan
Mark England Vote score: 15717Mark England

Don't you just hate it when you turn up for a festival and someone is wearing the same outfit as you

11/09/19 11:25:06

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5378The Wolf

“Stare all you want love, his arse is mine”

11/09/19 11:00:54

 
larry G. Vote score: 1411larry G.

Showing their shortcomings.

11/09/19 11:24:12

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13810Dan Nicholls

"What's the safe word?"
"Lilliput".

11/09/19 11:01:29

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 882Willie Johnson

When you're in too much of a hurry getting ready for work.

11/09/19 11:36:06

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19769John Glover

" ... and when we are in the palace and are called forward to meet the queen, don't forget to respectfully bow."

11/09/19 11:32:32

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30455Tony Edwards

Chain male

11/09/19 11:05:32

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38348Welsh Rarebit

♫ Wee Willie's winkie ran through the town.. ♫

11/09/19 11:00:13

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 940Sam Cass

Peter's Dinklage.

11/09/19 18:24:39

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4061Lucky Elperro

We're on our way to see a few celebrities known for giving gagging orders.

11/09/19 17:36:56

 
stone face Vote score: 6238stone face

"So are you sure your folks are open minded?"

"Why? Are you nervous meeting them for the first time?"

"I just thought, maybe we could tone it down a bit, for Christmas dinner."

11/09/19 14:18:40

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 940Sam Cass

Slaves to fashion.

11/09/19 13:56:42

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 501Generic RedHead

"You idiot, it said Naturalist convention."

11/09/19 15:30:30

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4871Vivvy En

"We often dress like this, it's a hobbit of ours"

11/09/19 12:43:38

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6715Dave Bryan

''Don't trust the shop assistants, dear. We've just been short chained.''

11/09/19 11:05:14

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38348Welsh Rarebit

♪ Wee will, wee will mock you...♪

11/09/19 11:00:05

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1547Scrijjy Doo

Say hello to my ball and chain.

12/09/19 0:58:43

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1547Scrijjy Doo

That's it! Brexit is canceled.

12/09/19 0:57:16

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 350Charles Gilbert

NO CAPES!

11/09/19 23:34:12

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 940Sam Cass

Popeye the jailer man.

11/09/19 21:12:11

 
larry G. Vote score: 1411larry G.

Grin and bear it.

11/09/19 20:12:11

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9705Neil Mackenzie

We’re to white. You should of left that Tesco Tan on the shelf. I told you to get Spar Tan.

11/09/19 17:28:25

 
stone face Vote score: 6238stone face

Which one's Lord Of The Ring, I wonder.

11/09/19 14:57:23

 
stone face Vote score: 6238stone face

Am suprised at these two, They're normally a lot little shire.

11/09/19 14:56:29

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 486Tiny Alien

Streak Party

11/09/19 14:27:58

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5973Stephen Bean

Whilst filming Lord of the Rings, Legolas and Gimli were inseparable.

11/09/19 14:14:24

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 309Anna Caddy

That awful moment when you suddenly realise the invite said 'Fancy Dress' not 'Fancy Undress'

11/09/19 13:40:10

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 309Anna Caddy

Free Willies

11/09/19 13:37:35

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 514Barrie Bullock

Posing ouch.

11/09/19 13:26:13

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 882Willie Johnson

Good things come in small packages.

11/09/19 11:40:15

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19769John Glover

"Whatcha cock."

11/09/19 11:24:04

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6715Dave Bryan

''Mother will be delighted to meet you.''

11/09/19 11:21:27

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6715Dave Bryan

New chains in the High Street

11/09/19 11:21:26

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11239 Smuldo

Auditions are now open for the stage show 'Magic Mite' featuring Chaining Tatum.

11/09/19 11:10:35

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7780Chris Keegan

And to think they used to work undercover

11/09/19 11:08:07

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3531Karyn Harrison

"Want a picture luv?"

11/09/19 11:05:54

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8271Mr Dome

S&M (small and midget)

11/09/19 11:05:53

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8271Mr Dome

Typical day in Ilford

11/09/19 11:04:42

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3531Karyn Harrison

Must be the Links effect!

11/09/19 11:02:33

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5378The Wolf

“PHWOAR! Look at the knob on that”.
Julie hadn’t had any in months.

11/09/19 11:02:09

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13810Dan Nicholls

No riding on the rollercoaster, you're two short...

11/09/19 11:00:40

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5378The Wolf

“Dave, being three-foot-tall, naked and not having long enough arms to reach my cock is depressing enough. Why did you bring me to Leeds?”

11/09/19 11:00:17

 
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