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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12890Dan Nicholls

You can tell by their pouch whether they're bashful or happy...

Wed 12:03:12

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One thing's for sure. She isn't Snow White. --Dave Bryan
Mark England Vote score: 15225Mark England

Don't you just hate it when you turn up for a festival and someone is wearing the same outfit as you

Wed 12:25:06

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3816The Wolf

“Stare all you want love, his arse is mine”

Wed 12:00:54

 
larry G. Vote score: 1343larry G.

Showing their shortcomings.

Wed 12:24:12

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12890Dan Nicholls

"What's the safe word?"
"Lilliput".

Wed 12:01:29

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 413Willie Johnson

When you're in too much of a hurry getting ready for work.

Wed 12:36:06

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19303John Glover

" ... and when we are in the palace and are called forward to meet the queen, don't forget to respectfully bow."

Wed 12:32:32

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29751Tony Edwards

Chain male

Wed 12:05:32

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36561Welsh Rarebit

♫ Wee Willie's winkie ran through the town.. ♫

Wed 12:00:13

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 726Sam Cass

Peter's Dinklage.

Wed 19:24:39

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 3731Lucky Elperro

We're on our way to see a few celebrities known for giving gagging orders.

Wed 18:36:56

 
stone face Vote score: 4797stone face

"So are you sure your folks are open minded?"

"Why? Are you nervous meeting them for the first time?"

"I just thought, maybe we could tone it down a bit, for Christmas dinner."

Wed 15:18:40

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 726Sam Cass

Slaves to fashion.

Wed 14:56:42

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 378Generic RedHead

"You idiot, it said Naturalist convention."

Wed 16:30:30

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4404Vivvy En

"We often dress like this, it's a hobbit of ours"

Wed 13:43:38

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5068Dave Bryan

''Don't trust the shop assistants, dear. We've just been short chained.''

Wed 12:05:14

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36561Welsh Rarebit

♪ Wee will, wee will mock you...♪

Wed 12:00:05

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1034Scrijjy Doo

Say hello to my ball and chain.

Thu 1:58:43

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1034Scrijjy Doo

That's it! Brexit is canceled.

Thu 1:57:16

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 265Charles Gilbert

NO CAPES!

Thu 0:34:12

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 726Sam Cass

Popeye the jailer man.

Wed 22:12:11

 
larry G. Vote score: 1343larry G.

Grin and bear it.

Wed 21:12:11

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9316Neil Mackenzie

We’re to white. You should of left that Tesco Tan on the shelf. I told you to get Spar Tan.

Wed 18:28:25

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 3731Lucky Elperro

"Look, all the streets are empty, ain't they? At the moment! But I guarantee, the second I step out of this van a thousand people are gonna pour out out the out of a place where a thousand people are!"

"No they're not Rodney".

Wed 17:35:00

 
stone face Vote score: 4797stone face

Which one's Lord Of The Ring, I wonder.

Wed 15:57:23

 
stone face Vote score: 4797stone face

Am suprised at these two, They're normally a lot little shire.

Wed 15:56:29

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 486Tiny Alien

Streak Party

Wed 15:27:58

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3895Stephen Bean

Whilst filming Lord of the Rings, Legolas and Gimli were inseparable.

Wed 15:14:24

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 245Anna Caddy

That awful moment when you suddenly realise the invite said 'Fancy Dress' not 'Fancy Undress'

Wed 14:40:10

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 245Anna Caddy

Free Willies

Wed 14:37:35

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 447Barrie Bullock

Posing ouch.

Wed 14:26:13

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 413Willie Johnson

Good things come in small packages.

Wed 12:40:15

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19303John Glover

"Whatcha cock."

Wed 12:24:04

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5068Dave Bryan

''Mother will be delighted to meet you.''

Wed 12:21:27

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5068Dave Bryan

New chains in the High Street

Wed 12:21:26

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 10995 Smuldo

Auditions are now open for the stage show 'Magic Mite' featuring Chaining Tatum.

Wed 12:10:35

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6207Chris Keegan

And to think they used to work undercover

Wed 12:08:07

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2630Karyn Harrison

"Want a picture luv?"

Wed 12:05:54

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7103Mr Dome

S&M (small and midget)

Wed 12:05:53

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7103Mr Dome

Typical day in Ilford

Wed 12:04:42

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2630Karyn Harrison

Must be the Links effect!

Wed 12:02:33

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3816The Wolf

“PHWOAR! Look at the knob on that”.
Julie hadn’t had any in months.

Wed 12:02:09

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12890Dan Nicholls

No riding on the rollercoaster, you're two short...

Wed 12:00:40

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3816The Wolf

“Dave, being three-foot-tall, naked and not having long enough arms to reach my cock is depressing enough. Why did you bring me to Leeds?”

Wed 12:00:17

 
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