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Mr Dome  Vote score: 8872Mr Dome

Never try to shag a hoover

24/08/19 19:31:19

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10751Vanessa the Guesser

You know when urine the wrong.

24/08/19 12:04:41

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If your dick is this long, you must be in the wrong. --Mystery Captioner
Stu Dent Vote score: 3367Stu Dent

No watersports

24/08/19 14:03:25

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You must not be this long to enter. --Mystery Captioner
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8159Chris Keegan

Welcome to the North Pole, do not urinate outside.

24/08/19 12:04:09

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4582Kenny Ireland

Do not give birth standing up.

nod to 12:01:04

24/08/19 18:57:52

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5192Vivvy En

Manneken't pis here

24/08/19 16:56:46

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5031C CaMel

Caution - Katie Hopkins on fire.

24/08/19 12:16:28

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20083John Glover

Piss off.

24/08/19 23:47:44

 
larry G. Vote score: 1446larry G.

DO NOT MARK YOUR TERRITORY.

24/08/19 17:54:55

 
General Zod Vote score: 3393General Zod

No fly fishing

24/08/19 16:34:08

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 175Madeline Charlton

No way , Hos~e

24/08/19 12:24:32

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 603Generic RedHead

No urinating in front of a window.

24/08/19 12:06:51

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7807Dave Bryan

No umbilical cords

24/08/19 12:01:04

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

White men can dump

24/08/19 12:00:20

 
Tony Martin Tony Martin

no inappropriate use of the milking machines allowed

31/08/19 16:24:19

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

No peeing up hill , you'll get wet feet.

26/08/19 14:02:56

 
Mike Walsh Vote score: 24Mike Walsh

I asked for a sign forbidding cigarette pollution, not silhouette ablutions.

25/08/19 23:01:05

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20083John Glover

Recharging of electric robots forbidden.

24/08/19 23:09:52

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

You must have a midsection to use these facilities.

24/08/19 20:51:36

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

And 1 and 2 and squat! It's a great time to be a woman!

24/08/19 20:49:47

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1145Willie Johnson

DANGER! Killer whales sighted biting crotches.

24/08/19 19:20:57

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4582Kenny Ireland

No urinating in pool. This includes from the high dive.

24/08/19 18:51:55

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 309Anna Caddy

The Brewer’s Droop support group is next door.

24/08/19 16:51:32

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 309Anna Caddy

Virile men only.

24/08/19 16:51:00

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 424Charles Gilbert

If your penis touches the ground you are at the wrong beach.

24/08/19 16:11:00

 
larry G. Vote score: 1446larry G.

Parking and peeing is prohibited by law.

24/08/19 15:31:41

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2836GeeDee

Urination Street

24/08/19 14:30:04

 
stone face Vote score: 6926stone face

No metal detecting.

24/08/19 14:05:15

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30911Tony Edwards

No water-divining.

24/08/19 13:19:11

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21518Ian Skelding

Archery strictly forbidden

24/08/19 13:13:54

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30911Tony Edwards

No more Jake the Peg.

24/08/19 12:53:59

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5192Vivvy En

♪Shlong, farewell, wee disdain, find a loo♪

24/08/19 12:46:14

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30911Tony Edwards

No wetting

24/08/19 12:04:10

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7807Dave Bryan

Toilets not suitable for men with prostate problems

24/08/19 12:04:03

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4852James Lennox

Don't take the piss.

24/08/19 12:02:10

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6446The Wolf

"I've been bullied my whole life for having a long and thin willy, and now this, banned from the toilets at Legoland, I can't believe it...and I've just dropped my ice cream."

24/08/19 12:00:54

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10751Vanessa the Guesser

No John Wayne impressionists

24/08/19 12:00:48

 
Molly R Vote score: 1485Molly R

Go where the next sign is, the one with the large P.

24/08/19 12:00:38

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4852James Lennox

No, Slashing

24/08/19 12:00:11

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7678Stephen Bean

No urinary catheters

24/08/19 12:00:11

 
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