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Ian Skelding Vote score: 20893Ian Skelding

The fast supper

07/10/19 20:52:46

 
stone face Vote score: 5317stone face

"Am gonna show that Mohammad with his Allah cart."

07/10/19 20:46:50

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3001James Lennox

"Hi everybody, I'm back, and I've brought food."

07/10/19 20:12:31

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4402Stephen Bean

Lord of the Fries

07/10/19 20:00:16

 
stone face Vote score: 5317stone face

King of the chews..

07/10/19 20:47:29

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29925Tony Edwards

Soul food

07/10/19 20:31:40

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29925Tony Edwards

Burger King of the Jews.

07/10/19 20:11:26

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13163Dan Nicholls

Get yer hot cross buns.

07/10/19 20:02:40

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3001James Lennox

"I regret not opening a bakery ... or a wine shop. Why didn't I open a wine shop?"

07/10/19 20:01:05

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1158Scrijjy Doo

Let him who is without sin taste the first scone.

07/10/19 21:10:52

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9103Vanessa the Guesser

Hygiene rating: 4 (last year 2). He is risen.

07/10/19 20:16:33

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13163Dan Nicholls

...and deliveroo us from evil

07/10/19 20:03:35

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5028Paul Reeve

“Jesus!!! that’s hot.”

07/10/19 20:57:43

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36957Welsh Rarebit

"Right, now where is this 'Hell's Kitchen'?"

07/10/19 20:54:18

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4352The Wolf

"...and I said 'thanks for the steak, you nailed it'...and he walked off and got all upset"

07/10/19 20:10:49

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36957Welsh Rarebit

Heals on Wheels

07/10/19 20:10:47

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 422Generic RedHead

The Ten Condiments

08/10/19 0:35:51

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7343Mr Dome

Mobile bar for hire - Hebrews his own beer

07/10/19 20:43:20

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9103Vanessa the Guesser

"Sorry, but I'll never buy food off a guy who swears his mum's a virgin."

07/10/19 20:26:28

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2565Stu Dent

Holy Roller

07/10/19 20:13:39

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 3784Lucky Elperro

Some say Jesus died of crucifixion, others, salmonella.

07/10/19 20:12:29

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36957Welsh Rarebit

"Thou shalt not spill..."

07/10/19 20:01:52

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 771Sam Cass

The serving on the Mount.

07/10/19 20:01:21

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9103Vanessa the Guesser

Anno Dominoes

07/10/19 20:01:03

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36957Welsh Rarebit

"I've always wanted a mealbarrow!"

07/10/19 20:00:52

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2202Crunchy Chords

The Pushin' of the Christ

07/10/19 20:00:47

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2202Crunchy Chords

Now selling savioury pies!

07/10/19 20:00:20

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9432Neil Mackenzie

He’d saved the world from sin, now he’d had to come back to save it from plastic rubbish.

07/10/19 20:00:14

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36957Welsh Rarebit

♪ Jesus Christ, Supper-Star... ♪

07/10/19 20:00:06

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2202Crunchy Chords

Jesus Christ Supperstar

07/10/19 20:00:05

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 548Willie Johnson

"Another food service worker named Jesus?"
"I think he pronounces his name differently."

07/10/19 22:48:17

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5608Glyn Evans

"Damn sign painters. It's supposed to read No Egrets. Anyway, Wren's Livers! Otter's Noses!..."

07/10/19 21:10:06

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6624Chris Keegan

"God and chips please"

07/10/19 20:24:32

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 978Glad You Remember

Grub, thy neighbour

07/10/19 20:24:00

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6624Chris Keegan

Christ shall cater for everyone

07/10/19 20:22:33

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19423John Glover

"He's going to feed the Wembley crowd with a half dozen burgers and rolls?"
"You should see what he did with five loves and two fishes Dave."

07/10/19 20:12:51

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2202Crunchy Chords

The Last Thames station of Christ

07/10/19 20:12:38

 
Mark England Vote score: 15414Mark England

"Here comes Pie Jesu"

07/10/19 20:10:22

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19916John Llamas

West Banksy

07/10/19 20:10:19

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36957Welsh Rarebit

"I'll put this in the cave for when I get peckish"

07/10/19 20:07:49

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4402Stephen Bean

Excuse me, there's a thorn in my hot dog.

07/10/19 20:04:02

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4402Stephen Bean

He crucifries the food.

07/10/19 20:01:02

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36957Welsh Rarebit

🎵 Regrets, I've had a Jew,
But then again, too few to mention... 🎵

07/10/19 20:00:17

 
larry G. Vote score: 1364larry G.

Late for the Bar Mitzvah.

08/10/19 20:22:28

 
Mark Daly Vote score: 27Mark Daly

Set em' punning

08/10/19 18:22:12

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 767Carey Sutton

See if you hang around all day doing nothing you'll end up sweeping the roads.

08/10/19 12:37:21

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4320Kenny Ireland

Holy orders.

08/10/19 4:02:17

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1158Scrijjy Doo

Lamb Kebobs!

07/10/19 21:11:22

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1158Scrijjy Doo

Get yer body of Christ here!

07/10/19 21:05:49

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36957Welsh Rarebit

"Excuse me Jesus, but my hot-dog is as hard as a brick!"

07/10/19 21:04:12

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 3784Lucky Elperro

Jesus was fed up with working the small events. But he was glad he'd asked his dad to arrange some sort of big annual event that went on for days and where everyone took time off work and celebrated, eating and drinking without consideration for their health.

07/10/19 20:25:04

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 3784Lucky Elperro

Newly discovered tomb painting casts doubt that Jesus's resting place was sealed with a large stone.

07/10/19 20:16:54

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2565Stu Dent

Second Coming

07/10/19 20:16:53

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19916John Llamas

The loaves and fish aren’t up to much but he serves cracking water.

07/10/19 20:14:02

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7343Mr Dome

Two 99s and a magnum please

07/10/19 20:08:55

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 771Sam Cass

Be ye not deceived. That cart can feed thousands.

07/10/19 20:08:45

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29925Tony Edwards

Feeding the 5,000

07/10/19 20:06:57

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7343Mr Dome

He's off to plaster the western wall

07/10/19 20:04:52

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2202Crunchy Chords

'That's lovely, Dave, but the Council asked you to paint a mural of a hot DOG vendor.'

07/10/19 20:01:43

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13163Dan Nicholls

This was the original cover for Robin William's single - not that he was big headed or anything...

07/10/19 20:01:13

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2202Crunchy Chords

It doesn't matter WHO you are, you'd better run when the FSA comes to check your cart.

07/10/19 20:01:08

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13163Dan Nicholls

Jesus Crust

07/10/19 20:00:41

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2202Crunchy Chords

Get your hot dogs with a selection of ketchups, mustards and cheesus.

07/10/19 20:00:32

 
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