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James Lennox Vote score: 3291James Lennox

Worst pirate costume ever.

25/10/19 11:23:49

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7557Mr Dome

You should stop jogging luv

25/10/19 11:38:36

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Looks like she's had a bust-up to me! --Karyn Harrison
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3088Karyn Harrison

"What a great costume!"
"Thanks, it's handmaid."

25/10/19 11:27:57

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5732Dave Bryan

''Why is she wearing a lampshade?''
''Someone punched her lights out.''

25/10/19 11:06:01

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1269Scrijjy Doo

Amish porn is not for everyone.

25/10/19 17:28:04

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6975Chris Keegan

Took the missus out for a meal. She put up a bit of a fight when I asked her to go Dutch.

25/10/19 11:00:17

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Stephen Bean Vote score: 4881Stephen Bean

Black-eyed Susan

25/10/19 11:00:51

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4881Stephen Bean

"My wife pandas to my fetishes."

25/10/19 11:05:00

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11164 Smuldo

"It's OK, I'm insured for injuries, I'm with Contused.com..."

25/10/19 13:20:20

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7557Mr Dome

The doctor wouldn't treat her so we took her to the vet instead

25/10/19 13:18:53

 
stone face Vote score: 5681stone face

"So even though I set a trap and put ink on the end of it, you're stil denying,you've been using my telescope."

25/10/19 12:31:43

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13335Dan Nicholls

"Detective school 101. Why is this lady not Amish? Yes, Taylor."
"Mobile phone in the pocket sir."
"Correct."

25/10/19 12:07:39

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9319Vanessa the Guesser

Next it's Saxon violence.

25/10/19 11:59:06

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37329Welsh Rarebit

Shiny happy peep-hole

25/10/19 11:48:33

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3291James Lennox

"My wife couldn't decide whether to dress up as a nun or a prostitute, so I smacked her in the face."

Domestic violence is never funny.

25/10/19 11:07:57

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 54Jack Joyce

What do you say to a handmaiden with a black eye? I won't tell you a second time.

28/10/19 11:31:49

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9508Neil Mackenzie

She came as Mother Superior, her husband came as an excuse for a man.

25/10/19 18:52:37

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 458Lawrence Day

Doctor, i am feeling light headed
Take your lampshade off, you might see better

25/10/19 17:44:57

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1269Scrijjy Doo

The Handmaid's Fail

25/10/19 17:27:04

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5138Paul Reeve

Judy dismissed rumours that she had been on a date with Stan Collymore.

25/10/19 17:12:25

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 677Willie Johnson

"What do you mean you don't want another one to match?"
"Just trying to be helpful."

25/10/19 17:03:09

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11164 Smuldo

šŸŽµEye, Eye, Eye, Delilah... "šŸŽµ

25/10/19 15:39:26

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4881Stephen Bean

"Sorry luv, maybe we should leave the light on next time you give me a blow job."

25/10/19 15:15:30

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20957Ian Skelding

For some reason Kalisha's vitiligo didn't effect her left eye.

25/10/19 15:09:32

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 331Charles Gilbert

Under his eye.

25/10/19 14:48:35

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 331Charles Gilbert

Does it look like this costume was Offred to you?

25/10/19 14:48:11

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 331Charles Gilbert

Praise be.

25/10/19 14:46:02

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 3884Lucky Elperro

Mrs Christmas wouldn't put the wrong costume on again, said Santa.

25/10/19 14:11:28

 
stone face Vote score: 5681stone face

"That'll teach you to move, just when I've got a good satellie signal for the telly."

25/10/19 12:28:56

 
stone face Vote score: 5681stone face

She was walking next to a high fence when she heard "One hundred and one. One hundred and one. One hundred and one." Being chanted on the other side, over and over. Spotting a small hole in the fence, she bent down and pressed her eye against it. Straight away someone pocked her in the eye really violently. As she stood up she heard -"One hundred and two. One hundred and two.One hundred and two...."

25/10/19 12:25:47

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13335Dan Nicholls

Bearing in mind there is Spiderman and an X-Men character behind her, I can only assume that this a new Marvel character; Iron Maiden.

25/10/19 12:04:39

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9319Vanessa the Guesser

"Wow, you look a knock-out"

25/10/19 12:02:48

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5732Dave Bryan

Ronald Shiner

25/10/19 11:39:29

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Tony Edwards Vote score: 30096Tony Edwards

šŸŽµ Smack My Bitch Up šŸŽµ

25/10/19 11:28:45

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3291James Lennox

Spiderman's use of camouflage is rarely appreciated.

25/10/19 11:28:42

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6975Chris Keegan

BREAKING NEWS Chris De Burgh arrested for domestic violence.

25/10/19 11:23:05

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He deserves the electric chair for 'Lady In Red'. --Dave Bryan
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5900Hercules Rockefeller

"Helen, if you need helping applying your eyeliner, you could always ask somebody, dear."

25/10/19 11:22:59

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2696Stu Dent

You should see the state of her husband.

25/10/19 11:21:38

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19521John Glover

Shiela will do anything for a free raw steak.

25/10/19 11:21:34

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30096Tony Edwards

Me old shiner

25/10/19 11:08:23

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37329Welsh Rarebit

The Black Eyed Piece

25/10/19 11:00:10

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2696Stu Dent

all stand for rhe good old Red White and Blue

25/10/19 11:00:07

 
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