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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Guinness World Record attempt by giraffe about to wing-walk on Alaskan plane...

23/01/20 20:00:32

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The sky's already full of Jumbos! --Karyn Harrison
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Peek-a-Boeing

23/01/20 20:02:27

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20324John Glover

"What flight is she coming in on?"
"I'm not sure, Al ask 'er."

23/01/20 20:08:08

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Ore probably has gone to ask "Can Ada come out to play?" --John Glover
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9223Stephen Bean

Giant moles cause turmoil at airport.

24/01/20 7:24:39

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6973The Wolf

A plane has been quarantined after passengers were reported to have been drinking bottles of beer with lime segments. Authorities believe they've been infected with the Corona virus.

23/01/20 20:00:38

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5330James Lennox

2083: The sea level has risen 29,000 feet. Mankind now lives on an artificial land mass. Planes no longer fly, but they still take sight-seeing tours past Mount Everest.

23/01/20 21:16:35

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1360Willie Johnson

"Relax, the Boeing 737 MAX 8 software says we're cruising through the clouds."

24/01/20 3:20:40

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5330James Lennox

"Look out! Bank left! Bank left!"

23/01/20 20:17:49

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3742Stu Dent

Heads on Tails

23/01/20 21:39:21

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 997Mark Wilson

🎵 What's that coming over the hill
Is it your sponsor? Is it your sponsor? 🎵

23/01/20 21:05:57

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9412Mr Dome

Termites. What a frigging eyesore

23/01/20 20:55:25

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3201Crunchy Chords

"Thanks, Mr Putin, for giving me a mountain of dirt on Joe Biden," said Trump. "And here's your private jet to Russia's new territory."

23/01/20 20:00:22

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4394Karyn Harrison

It's annoying when there's someone on your tail.

23/01/20 20:00:10

 
Dev B Vote score: 601Dev B

It's a Hero-plane

24/01/20 7:34:10

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

You fly high with Bob Marley Alaska, judging by the amount of grass!

24/01/20 6:45:50

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2095Scrijjy Doo

Bob Ross: "Why don't we put a happy little dirt mound right here?"

23/01/20 22:13:55

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2095Scrijjy Doo

After global warming, Alaska changed its motto to "The Dirt Mound State."

23/01/20 22:11:46

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1468Rachel P

Nearly landed inuit

23/01/20 21:49:44

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1468Rachel P

In mound flights only

23/01/20 21:07:11

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9412Mr Dome

Dave well and truly has his head in the clouds

23/01/20 20:54:46

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9412Mr Dome

Everyone thinks that since winning £425m on the lottery Dave is on an ego trip with putting his face everywhere but really he's well grounded

23/01/20 20:54:20

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11496Vanessa the Guesser

"Retard.. retard.."
"Right, fly the damn thing yourself."

23/01/20 20:15:51

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8412Chris Keegan

"Dad, is that the cock pit?"

23/01/20 20:13:26

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5607Vivvy En

"We're gonna need a bigger crane," said Dave

23/01/20 20:12:27

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31425Tony Edwards

Park and hide

23/01/20 20:10:16

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11496Vanessa the Guesser

"Ayers Rock doesn't look that impressive."

23/01/20 20:08:13

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

*cue Thunderbirds music*

23/01/20 20:01:14

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3742Stu Dent

In plane sight

23/01/20 20:01:06

 
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