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James Lennox Vote score: 5330James Lennox

"It's fine. Don't mind me. Pretend I'm not here. Go back to sleep."

28/07/19 8:00:16

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9224Stephen Bean

Doork

28/07/19 8:39:36

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8412Chris Keegan

I don't care, it's a bloody mouse and I don't like them...

28/07/19 10:40:23

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

Day 96 of the 'Floor Is Lava' World Cup.

28/07/19 8:36:26

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20324John Glover

"Pass me that pint mug, I wan't to hear what's going on in the flat upstairs."

28/07/19 14:09:52

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9003Dave Bryan

Door nob

28/07/19 8:01:27

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6973The Wolf

That moment when it's been 38c and your wife still wants a cuddle

28/07/19 9:21:39

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When it gets to 39c he takes off his clothes and goes for a motorbike ride. --Stephen Bean
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9003Dave Bryan

Unhinged

28/07/19 8:00:47

 
Mark England Vote score: 16532Mark England

"Welcome to the Indoor Parkour Championships.."

28/07/19 8:22:34

 
General Zod Vote score: 3393General Zod

There were times when Dave took his job as a hotel doorman too literally.

28/07/19 11:07:39

 
General Zod Vote score: 3393General Zod

Spied her man.

28/07/19 10:43:04

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5330James Lennox

I said a good practical joke is to put a bucket on top of the door, not a f*ckwit.

28/07/19 8:04:06

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11496Vanessa the Guesser

♫ We're jambing, jambing, jambing, jambing ♫

28/07/19 8:01:42

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 944Sam Cass

Doora the Explorer.

29/07/19 13:47:25

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1360Willie Johnson

It takes a while for new captioneers to get the hang of things.

28/07/19 23:29:23

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1360Willie Johnson

"I'm uhhhh... looking for my bicycle."

28/07/19 8:14:18

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 86Poxy Jock

"That's a deadly 2-legged Tharg Beetle and I'm not going anywhere near it", said the 23rd incarnation of The Doctor, whilst watching his new 19yo companion get into her bed.

29/07/19 18:41:00

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 678Generic RedHead

"Did you get that door i wanted?"
"Don't worry about it, I'm on top of it"

28/07/19 19:58:43

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 175Madeline Charlton

There will be no white flag above my door and I won't put my hands up , just my sore ender..

28/07/19 16:39:31

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 484Charles Gilbert

Quit trying to make Bill On Your Sill happen. It's never going to happen.

28/07/19 15:43:21

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20324John Glover

"Oh please come back to bed Larry, I thought having a Brazilian would turn you on."

28/07/19 14:12:44

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2851GeeDee

God Gavin,You high again?

28/07/19 11:31:42

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3743Stu Dent

His first job was outside a airport but felt he was going round in circles.

28/07/19 10:23:42

 
Dot Old Vote score: 896Dot Old

Door-to-door salesman

28/07/19 9:42:40

 
Dot Old Vote score: 896Dot Old

Sitting pretty precariously

28/07/19 9:40:05

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4637Kenny Ireland

Wee John was afraid or the door-mouse.

28/07/19 9:38:39

 
Lee Hauxwell Vote score: 196Lee Hauxwell

How can anyone not understand peeing in ajar

28/07/19 9:38:33

 
Lee Hauxwell Vote score: 196Lee Hauxwell

Danny's failed first attempt at swinging.

28/07/19 9:36:12

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2538Trace Sarge

Sleep stalking

28/07/19 9:34:32

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9413Mr Dome

Dave was so patronising and always talked down to his wife

28/07/19 9:30:20

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8412Chris Keegan

James loves his new bed. He sits for hours adooring it.

28/07/19 9:27:11

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Stephen Bean Vote score: 9224Stephen Bean

He also likes chewing holes in ladies' clothes.

28/07/19 9:26:33

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9413Mr Dome

Jake didn't quite get the meaning of the swingers club

28/07/19 9:23:23

 
Sauce Pan Vote score: 108Sauce Pan

Having unscrewed the lock from the door, Walt Twitman took a little rest before unscrewing the door itself from its jamb.

28/07/19 9:19:12

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10552Neil Mackenzie

Door Bell End

28/07/19 9:06:39

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

"You opened the box. They couldn't come, I wasn't doing anything, so, y'know."

28/07/19 8:50:51

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

"Dave, you're overthinking everything again- just get into bed."

28/07/19 8:49:29

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31426Tony Edwards

Night night watchman

28/07/19 8:43:39

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9003Dave Bryan

''Hugh Been Framed''

28/07/19 8:40:50

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9224Stephen Bean

"Hope she thinks I'm adoorable."

28/07/19 8:29:00

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9003Dave Bryan

''I could do with a chair in here.''

28/07/19 8:08:14

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5330James Lennox

Ok, so maybe we do need an exorcist.

28/07/19 8:07:06

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9224Stephen Bean

John's new found frame didn't sit comfortably.

28/07/19 8:01:09

 
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