Then Ming passed wind, lost all concentration, released the arrow as she fell off her crutches, and watched with horror as the missile veered off course and sped towards the sacred cow that was standing on a special podium. The crowd gasped with horror as the arrow embedded deep into the poor animals head, killing it instantly. Ming's attempt at target was correctly and duly recorded as a bulls eye.

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If she did pass wind, she'd be the first to smell it.

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11/07/19
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