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Stephen Bean Vote score: 7957Stephen Bean

Planet of the Vapes

09/07/19 8:00:10

General Zod Vote score: 3393General Zod

Does smoking increase the risk of chimpotence?

09/07/19 9:54:03

Vivvy En Vote score: 5260Vivvy En

"Sorry Mr MacAque but smoking is considered a performance-enhancing drug. You are therefore disqualified from this year's Caber-Tossing Championship"

09/07/19 8:52:24

larry G. Vote score: 1452larry G.

"My parents were both gorillas, but these damn cigarettes stunted my growth."

09/07/19 14:58:22

  Smuldo Vote score: 11360 Smuldo

The Blow Monkeys.

09/07/19 9:08:11

James Lennox Vote score: 4907James Lennox

"OK Doll, basic anatomy lesson. Monkeys have tails, apes don't. I'm not a monkey, I'm an ape with one hell of an impressive penis."

09/07/19 8:05:48

Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

All I need is mans red flower.

09/07/19 11:33:05

The Wolf Vote score: 6659The Wolf

"Capuchin's log, Stardate 09.07.19. I've landed on Earth to begin observations of the Humans. Early indications had shown primitive signs of intelligence, this however has now been contradicted with evidence that they're still smoking. I'm remaining undercover to gather more information"

09/07/19 8:48:36

Michael Winner Vote score: 22818Michael Winner

"Oh, 'Lumberjack'. Sorry, I thought you said 'Lumbermacaque'. I wondered why you wanted a monkey with a chainsaw."

09/07/19 8:01:46

Dave Bryan Vote score: 8071Dave Bryan

He's very popular on social media. He even has his own log.

09/07/19 8:05:08

Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5642Tosser Wivlov

The Tropic of Cancer

09/07/19 11:41:42

C CaMel Vote score: 5123C CaMel

"I used to smoke with Michael Jackson, he would usually give me one."

09/07/19 10:27:23

Tony Edwards Vote score: 30994Tony Edwards


09/07/19 9:41:50

Stephen Bean Vote score: 7957Stephen Bean


09/07/19 8:11:27

Glyn Evans Vote score: 6289Glyn Evans

Put that in your poop and smoke it.

09/07/19 9:08:26

Tony Edwards Vote score: 30994Tony Edwards

He would be better off with a monke-cigarette.

09/07/19 9:01:35

Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17180Troompa Loompa

Latest Danny Baker tweet suggests royal baby has begun smoking.

09/07/19 8:44:56

Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

Man drills, monkey saws.

09/07/19 8:44:25

Vivvy En Vote score: 5260Vivvy En

"It's not easy! I AM trying to drag it, okay?"

09/07/19 8:37:48

Willie Johnson Vote score: 1195Willie Johnson

When he has an erection, you can't tell if he's coming or going.

09/07/19 8:37:06

Mr Dome  Vote score: 8965Mr Dome

Log fume

09/07/19 8:31:35

Willie Johnson Vote score: 1195Willie Johnson

Is that his tail or is he sitting on a worm?

09/07/19 8:29:32

Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10895Vanessa the Guesser

Last time he passed a log that big he ended up in Rhesus.

09/07/19 8:27:25

Mark England Vote score: 16041Mark England

"Wow" said Monkey excitedly. "Look at the size of that cigar"

09/07/19 8:26:40

Trace Sarge Vote score: 2538Trace Sarge

"Put the camera down and gis a light"

09/07/19 8:24:11

Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10220Neil Mackenzie

Give me the secret of mans red fire so I can light my fag.

09/07/19 8:19:37

Willie Johnson Vote score: 1195Willie Johnson

"There's gotta be a better way to get my fiber. This tastes like cardboard."

09/07/19 8:10:33

Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Monkey butts

09/07/19 8:01:34

Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"Do you mind, I'm trying to wipe my ass after having Macaque!"

09/07/19 8:01:18

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