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James Lennox Vote score: 2059James Lennox

"Well son, if you'd ducked when I yelled 'DUCK' you'd still have a nose."

26/06/19 20:56:16

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James Lennox Vote score: 2059James Lennox

If acorns have baby acorns, what the hell falls off oak trees?

26/06/19 20:26:57

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3051Stephen Bean

"Daddy we're so lucky Grandpa wanted to be a canoe when he died."

26/06/19 21:16:48

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3051Stephen Bean

"I'm trying to think of acorn-y caption."

26/06/19 20:14:20

 
stone face Vote score: 4277stone face

"What's that dad?"

"F#ck me! A giant squirrel."

26/06/19 20:31:17

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 155Willie Johnson

Each one of them a Quercus of nature.

27/06/19 4:23:40

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Stephen Bean Vote score: 3051Stephen Bean

"Just go with the flow son, I'm sure you'll meet a beautiful gall one day."

26/06/19 21:34:15

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5458Glyn Evans

Acorn Antics

26/06/19 21:19:23

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2438Trace Sarge

Dusty Bin enjoying his retirement...321 go!

26/06/19 20:06:06

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29417Tony Edwards

So Solid Crew

26/06/19 20:19:40

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3051Stephen Bean

When acorns go canoeing they often cup-size.

26/06/19 20:14:54

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35972Welsh Rarebit

🎵 Row, row, row your boat
Gently 'cross the lea.... 🎵

26/06/19 20:00:14

 
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3308Paul Woolley

Wordy, off of "Look and Read", enjoys his retirement.

27/06/19 18:52:46

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 594Sam Cass

Paedophiles don't always look like we think.

27/06/19 16:07:17

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5458Glyn Evans

Before the Minions, there was...

27/06/19 14:12:45

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6710Mr Dome

It's been a hard life son but I think we've turned acorner

27/06/19 11:42:10

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5565Greg Curtis

“...It’s weird, Doc, the dream always ends the same way: with people laughing at my dinghy?”

27/06/19 11:02:29

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9194Neil Mackenzie

You know when you are good at making sculptures of boats, ducks and hats, but you can’t sculpt People to save your life,

27/06/19 8:25:38

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 155Willie Johnson

Don't rock the boat.

27/06/19 4:11:51

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5628Hercules Rockefeller

"This drought is lasting a lot longer than I anticipated."

27/06/19 1:39:58

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 819Scrappy Doo

The head from Operation went on to have a full life.

27/06/19 0:53:13

 
Mark England Vote score: 14911Mark England

"Yeah, only cost me 600 quid down the boot sale. Bargain. Bloke who sold me it said it's an original Salvador Dali. Apparently it's from his Nursery Rhyme period.."

26/06/19 22:56:39

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5732Chris Keegan

Here we go again, any sign of good weather and a port and lemon turns up

26/06/19 22:42:31

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4293Dave Bryan

''Dad, why don't we go to the cafe on the other side of the river and have an expensive lunch?''

''I'm sorry, son, I don't want to push the boat out.''

26/06/19 21:01:00

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29417Tony Edwards

"Come in Number 9, your time is up!"

26/06/19 21:00:24

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2438Trace Sarge

Misjudged it...didn't fall far from the tree

26/06/19 20:48:56

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4237Kenny Ireland

Boat of Garden.

26/06/19 20:47:18

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4197Vivvy En

A garden gnome just wouldn't do for the Joneses

26/06/19 20:46:40

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19038John Glover

♫ Hearts of oak are our ships ....
"Hang on, this time it seems to refer to the crew."

26/06/19 20:45:42

 
stone face Vote score: 4277stone face

"Ok lad, jump off now."

" Acorn get out dad, am stuck."

26/06/19 20:29:35

 
Molly R Vote score: 899Molly R

"What's this big lump under the rug, Uncle Jimmy?"

26/06/19 20:26:32

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5732Chris Keegan

"And the Garden of the year is....It's a tide breaker...."

26/06/19 20:26:17

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5614Tosser Wivlov

It's the only place they can use it without sinking.

26/06/19 20:16:44

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4293Dave Bryan

''I hope they don't fall in the sea and get oaked.''

26/06/19 20:15:52

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2059James Lennox

This reminds me of my nuts, oddly.

26/06/19 20:13:55

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 446Lawrence Day

I Think i will go and see the doctor , i feel a bit boated.

26/06/19 20:12:39

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8299Vanessa the Guesser

Catchphrase's Mr Chips and friend spend all afternoon looking for their cox.

26/06/19 20:06:27

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16328Troompa Loompa

"Get back on board Schettino!"

26/06/19 20:03:28

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35972Welsh Rarebit

Slow boat to China

26/06/19 20:01:55

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5732Chris Keegan

"And your problem with me having quick tug in the garden is????"

26/06/19 20:00:10

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35972Welsh Rarebit

♫ One man went to row, went to row a meadow...♫

26/06/19 20:00:05

 
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