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Stu Dent Vote score: 3743Stu Dent

A typical Summer evening in Newcastle

25/06/19 20:09:55

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Correction. This is more like summer... --Mr Dome
Stu Dent Vote score: 3743Stu Dent

I see there is a nip in the air today

25/06/19 20:04:09

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9003Dave Bryan

''Silly Jane. Using a shampoo and a conditioner meant she had no time to get dressed.''

25/06/19 22:02:34

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3743Stu Dent

Polar Bare

25/06/19 20:00:07

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18027Troompa Loompa

Jane loved to gamble but was currently on a cold streak.

25/06/19 20:28:10

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9224Stephen Bean

"This is the last time we invite Elsa from Frozen to a summer barbeque!"

25/06/19 20:03:51

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James Lennox Vote score: 5330James Lennox

The Vietnam War ended in 1975. It's about time they found the Napalm Girl some clothes.

25/06/19 20:02:07

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 175Madeline Charlton

Jingle Belles, Jingle Belles...

25/06/19 20:36:47

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I now can't get that tune out of my head, so I have to give it a vote! --Welsh Rarebit
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1362Karen Oakenfull

A game of Russian Roulette ends in death by a bullet.
A game of Russian Strip Poker ends in death by hypothermia.

25/06/19 20:11:06

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

The Breast from the East

25/06/19 20:04:01

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6973The Wolf

“I can’t believe that this is our wedding day…F*CK YOU MICHAEL FISH”

25/06/19 20:00:33

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 678Generic RedHead

Blue tits

26/06/19 1:56:20

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

She must be Scottish

25/06/19 21:01:26

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5330James Lennox

In Mongolia your birthday suit is something you wear in a blizzard. Nancy isn't from Mongolia.

25/06/19 20:36:50

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21930Ian Skelding

Gang bang style

25/06/19 20:19:51

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

And the bookies reckoned that it was going to be the hottest June on record...

25/06/19 20:00:23

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6973The Wolf

The Met Office has issued severe weather warnings for much of the UK today, with thunderstorms posing a ‘risk to life’. People in Scotland are advised to wear extra sun cream.

25/06/19 20:00:23

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Exposed to the elements

25/06/19 20:00:07

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8412Chris Keegan

The Cold Rush

26/06/19 7:01:36

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31426Tony Edwards

I bet she's had her Ready Brek.

25/06/19 20:40:59

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20324John Glover

"Sorry darlin' we didn't realise it was a Mormon Hall when we booked you to strip for Phil's stag night, Sid's back there now trying to get your clothes back before they set them alight."

25/06/19 20:14:31

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18027Troompa Loompa

The president's aides soon regretted arranging a secret meeting with Stormy Daniels.

25/06/19 20:13:56

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

"Ahhh! My eye!"

25/06/19 20:11:04

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9224Stephen Bean

Snow White and the Seven Scarfs.

25/06/19 20:01:02

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Storm chasers.

26/06/19 16:56:37

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 458Lawrence Day

She must be bankrupt, her assets are frozen.

26/06/19 10:43:54

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 2095Scrappy Doo

Lady of the Lake Effect

25/06/19 22:54:16

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1362Karen Oakenfull

Poor Kim. She somehow got caught up in the Velcro of her husband’s coat as he launched out of the house in a bid to lead the Annual Men’s Siberian Conga Challenge.

25/06/19 22:35:02

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 2095Scrappy Doo

There's always one trouble maker. Okay, let's go lady.

25/06/19 22:30:00

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10552Neil Mackenzie

Long John Shiver.

25/06/19 22:27:15

 
Molly R Vote score: 1664Molly R

The new opening titles for "The Last Leg".

25/06/19 22:06:52

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

"Why would you forget your raincoat in this kind of weather? Are you nude to this town?"

25/06/19 21:32:14

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

A nuclear winter at Madame Tussaud's erases the differences between exhibits and visitors.

25/06/19 21:30:47

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1360Willie Johnson

Looks like a few people are greatly overdressed.

25/06/19 21:14:42

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2538Trace Sarge

♫ These boobs are made for walkin ♫

25/06/19 20:57:16

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 387Gavin Smithers

"Hey ho hey ho it's off to work we go"

25/06/19 20:51:14

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 3201Crunchy Chords

"Men are so wet."

25/06/19 20:43:16

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5608Vivvy En

Penelope is distressed - her hair is getting wet

25/06/19 20:36:08

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18027Troompa Loompa

Oh! Naturel

25/06/19 20:35:13

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18027Troompa Loompa

Mother Naturist

25/06/19 20:33:50

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 944Sam Cass

When climate changes hits the conga line at that fancy Jamaican resort.

25/06/19 20:06:40

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 944Sam Cass

The Assension of Lady Godiva.

25/06/19 20:04:45

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11496Vanessa the Guesser

Gulliver's talcuming his bum again.

25/06/19 20:04:30

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 944Sam Cass

Bravely she answered the great cry that rose up from the battlefield- "send nudes!"

25/06/19 20:01:06

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6973The Wolf

“Megan, look at all of those journalists waiting to take photos of us and ask us questions. Right, that’s it, switch on the X-Master Pro weather control system we had installed over Windsor…that will teach the bastards to question our spending”

25/06/19 20:00:59

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3743Stu Dent

There is a cold front coming from the east

25/06/19 20:00:35

 
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