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James Lennox Vote score: 2627James Lennox

Turns out you CAN get too much liposuction.

27/06/19 8:41:08

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5637Greg Curtis

“We still don’t know...but we’ve ruled-out obesity.”

27/06/19 10:55:13

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8787Vanessa the Guesser

"I knew them sandwiches were off."

27/06/19 8:25:47

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2627James Lennox

"Nurse, you did switch the X-Ray machine off before you went to lunch, didn't you?"

27/06/19 8:08:54

 
stone face Vote score: 4878stone face

"Oh nurse, did you know we've got a movie star in ward three? Yes, he had a big part in Jason And The Argonauts."

27/06/19 8:56:58

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3961Stephen Bean

"How's the piranha pedicure business going Steve?"

27/06/19 8:29:22

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3961Stephen Bean

"Wish I could think of a humerus caption."

27/06/19 8:07:15

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7137Mr Dome

He carried loads of donor cards, including one for Battersea Dogs Home

27/06/19 10:17:50

 
stone face Vote score: 4878stone face

"The doctor's just having a lie down. He's been run off his feet since we've been skeleton staffed."

27/06/19 8:57:59

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

"It's odd how the things I hate have a hyphen in them: x-ray, non-violence, He-Man..."

27/06/19 8:29:06

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2627James Lennox

When he was admitted he was skin and bones, but it seems his condition has deteriorated.

27/06/19 8:23:51

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5143Dave Bryan

''Nurse, is he eating properly?''

27/06/19 8:02:10

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2627James Lennox

"Dead you say? Well I'd like to get a second opinion."

27/06/19 8:39:25

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6253Chris Keegan

"It's all terribly sad, she even built her own coffin. Apparently she was a Carpenter"

27/06/19 8:34:18

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2627James Lennox

"I'm sorry sir, but you'll have to leave your scythe in the waiting room."

27/06/19 8:33:26

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3961Stephen Bean

"How did you manage to lose so much weight?"
"The wife keeps burning dinner 'cos of doing her f*ckin' captions!"

27/06/19 8:23:07

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12938Dan Nicholls

Nil by mouth

27/06/19 8:16:47

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22150Michael Winner

"My", said the doctor, "it is windy out there."

27/06/19 8:04:10

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5143Dave Bryan

''I've got some good news for you, Mr Jones. We've found a vacant bed.''

27/06/19 8:00:42

 
Molly R Vote score: 1023Molly R

That's quite a boner.

27/06/19 8:00:08

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 388Generic RedHead

Welcome to Salisbury.

27/06/19 20:07:37

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 388Generic RedHead

"Don't worry darling I'm fine, it's just a scratch"

27/06/19 19:53:33

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19319John Glover

"Stop pretending you are ill again Mr Green, we can see right through you."

27/06/19 11:53:50

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 671Carey Sutton

Well the good news is your eczema has cleared up.

27/06/19 11:45:03

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4315Kenny Ireland

The heatwave was already having an effect of the Geordies.

27/06/19 11:35:54

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4967Paul Reeve

Waiting lists at certain hospitals are considerably longer than others.

27/06/19 9:42:54

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4414Vivvy En

DNR

27/06/19 9:35:53

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5560Glyn Evans

"When I said strip, not to the bone."

27/06/19 9:10:26

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20835Ian Skelding

"The good news Mr Johnston is that your wife clearly doesn't have Osteoporosis."

27/06/19 9:05:22

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2627James Lennox

"What fool sent him to the radiology department? He's clearly suffering from anorexia."

27/06/19 8:17:47

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5143Dave Bryan

''Was the nurse responsible for her death?''
''No, the Dr Kildare.''

27/06/19 8:14:24

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5143Dave Bryan

''What was the cause of death, doctor?''
''Hyperthermia.''

27/06/19 8:09:02

 
stone face Vote score: 4878stone face

"Doctor! I think the X-Ray machine is broke again."

27/06/19 8:07:06

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2627James Lennox

"The good news is that your foot isn't broken, but I'm afraid there is some bad news too ..."

27/06/19 8:01:11

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36635Welsh Rarebit

"What do you mean, waiting lists are getting shorter?"

27/06/19 8:00:42

 
larry G. Vote score: 1345larry G.

Runway model appears to be thinning out.

27/06/19 20:49:42

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2017Crunchy Chords

Finding no heel spurs, America finally realised: Trump was a liar.

27/06/19 18:11:19

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 726Sam Cass

Chilling, killing...

27/06/19 16:05:08

 
larry G. Vote score: 1345larry G.

Shop 'til you drop.

27/06/19 15:30:17

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4600C CaMel

Diet with no tea

27/06/19 13:25:22

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 446Lawrence Day

That doctor does not do much work, he is bone idle

27/06/19 10:32:06

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2461Trace Sarge

Richard the third time you've been here

27/06/19 9:26:19

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36635Welsh Rarebit

"We've just brought him in, he's been waiting outside in an ambulance..."

27/06/19 8:44:45

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3961Stephen Bean

"Don't worry darling, once the antibiotics have killed these flesh eating bugs I'll be back to my usual self."

27/06/19 8:38:41

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8787Vanessa the Guesser

Impressive bone marrow!

27/06/19 8:30:03

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9337Neil Mackenzie

We are sorry to inform you that you have failed a Department for Work and Pensions (DWP) work capability assessment (WCA) so your Employment support allowance (ESA) will cease and you must sign on to receive a £67 a week job seeker’s allowance.

27/06/19 8:21:44

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22150Michael Winner

"The usual, but do something to distract me and stop me thinking about the other four girls going on stage in ten minutes."

27/06/19 8:12:05

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 435Willie Johnson

I like that modesty towel. Don't want to expose his privates.

27/06/19 8:10:24

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22150Michael Winner

"We had the appendix removed, but it also turned out that there was a skeleton hiding inside you."

27/06/19 8:06:24

 
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