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Stephen Bean Vote score: 6043Stephen Bean

Sssssssselfie

17/06/19 19:00:11

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Ha ha, just pipped me to it. --Troompa Loompa
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38409Welsh Rarebit

Spitting Image

17/06/19 19:00:04

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6105Hercules Rockefeller

"There's an asp for that."

17/06/19 19:05:03

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5411The Wolf

This one is going on Inssssssstagram

17/06/19 19:00:07

 
stone face Vote score: 6287stone face

"So I met this fella on Tinder. He said he was tall dark and handsome, and I'd be suprised when I saw his huge snake."

17/06/19 20:13:09

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7806Chris Keegan

When the dating site suggested that your profile photo should show your charming side Gary went to great lengths

17/06/19 19:07:27

 
Richard  Bottom Vote score: 33Richard Bottom

"Well darling, this was the last photo your dad ever took"

17/06/19 23:02:33

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 331Gavin Smithers

It's Krissssss Akakbussssssssi

17/06/19 21:00:16

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I almost put this myself! --Mr Dome
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21172Ian Skelding

"Swallow the birdie."

17/06/19 19:19:04

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2795GeeDee

Black Adder

17/06/19 19:08:47

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22462Michael Winner

Screenviper.

17/06/19 19:34:17

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22462Michael Winner

The Darwinstagram Awards.

17/06/19 19:30:30

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6043Stephen Bean

"His tongue's famous on Flickr."

17/06/19 19:07:46

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5411The Wolf

I’m throwing a party tonight and I googled ‘how to make a snakebite’…and this came up.

17/06/19 19:00:22

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With Cobra? --Mr Dome
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16566Troompa Loompa

Selfie-harm

17/06/19 19:00:08

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1563Scrappy Doo

Mama don't take my cobrachrome away.

18/06/19 3:19:36

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 886Carey Sutton

Charming picture

18/06/19 1:24:47

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16566Troompa Loompa

Where are they now? #97 Mowgli and Kaa are both still active on Jungle (face)Book.

17/06/19 19:27:32

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

"You sure my asp won't look fat in this?"

17/06/19 19:23:41

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21172Ian Skelding

Serpentax

17/06/19 19:14:57

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9995Vanessa the Guesser

Boa Derek

17/06/19 19:09:04

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6737Dave Bryan

''You're hiss-tory.''

17/06/19 19:01:24

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9995Vanessa the Guesser

Boyz n the Hood

17/06/19 19:01:09

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16566Troompa Loompa

"Sviper left or sviper right?"

17/06/19 19:00:20

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38409Welsh Rarebit

"Say cheesssssssse"

17/06/19 19:00:18

 
Anthony Smith Vote score: 69Anthony Smith

"The Snake and I"

19/06/19 20:11:33

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 891Willie Johnson

"Sssssh!t, he's turning around isn't he?"

19/06/19 0:23:42

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4558Kenny Ireland

Snake on a plane.

18/06/19 8:38:42

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 350Charles Gilbert

Famous last photos...

18/06/19 3:54:13

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 891Willie Johnson

He's playing hide and snake.

18/06/19 3:38:13

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 891Willie Johnson

"Sssseeeee, there's my ssssson. Isn't he ssssuper? He's ssssseven."
"Yes, I can see a resemblance."
"Fang you."
"You're velcome."

18/06/19 3:32:47

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 501Generic RedHead

Piers Morgan gets recognised on holiday.

18/06/19 1:22:49

 
larry G. Vote score: 1415larry G.

Deadmans last selfie.

17/06/19 23:03:31

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8301Mr Dome

Just wait till I show all my colleagues back at the call centre

17/06/19 22:16:46

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1563Scrappy Doo

"Bit"coin

17/06/19 21:41:14

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7773Leroy Brown

I hope your gonna Adder filter to that picture.

17/06/19 21:39:47

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5630Tosser Wivlov

Which poor girl would receive this next picture of his snake.

17/06/19 20:57:52

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6043Stephen Bean

Pic viper

17/06/19 20:49:54

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5950Glyn Evans

With another punter wanting a celebrity selfie, the cobra thought to herself "I wish I hadn't been the inspiration for that bloody game."

17/06/19 20:29:51

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7806Chris Keegan

While it could have been a remarkable photo, Raj took a rather pathetic photo of me taking a photo of him.

17/06/19 20:29:23

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9713Neil Mackenzie

He’s showing him pictures of his Aunty Venom.

17/06/19 20:18:10

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30470Tony Edwards

The King and IPhone

17/06/19 19:54:54

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6737Dave Bryan

''Ask your friend to take one of us together.''

17/06/19 19:24:32

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19783John Glover

"I wonder if this is the one eyed trouser snake that my new on line date wants to see a picture of?"

17/06/19 19:23:59

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

"Thith photo can be uthed ath my fathebook profile"... Said Abdul.

17/06/19 19:22:30

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4847C CaMel

India's deadliest predators, and a snake.

17/06/19 19:22:23

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6737Dave Bryan

All the best strikers have a bit of venom in them. Do you agree, Gary?''

17/06/19 19:11:25

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2532Trace Sarge

"Don't forget to adder me on Facebook"

17/06/19 19:06:55

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38409Welsh Rarebit

Posed to strike

17/06/19 19:05:21

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38409Welsh Rarebit

"I'm teaching my pet cobra about Fang-Shui"

17/06/19 19:04:29

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

Jehan was such a charmer.

17/06/19 19:04:22

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5411The Wolf

“This is my wife’s Uncle. He’s always doing crazy things like this and to be honest can’t look after himself, but don’t worry, the Auntie dotes on him.”

17/06/19 19:01:32

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

Man, he learnt nothing from the Eve "incident".

17/06/19 19:01:09

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16566Troompa Loompa

"Do you remember the game everyone played on the old Nokias? That was me!"

17/06/19 19:00:14

 
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