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Stephen Bean Vote score: 3534Stephen Bean

Sssssssselfie

17/06/19 20:00:11

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Ha ha, just pipped me to it. --Troompa Loompa
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36380Welsh Rarebit

Spitting Image

17/06/19 20:00:04

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5690Hercules Rockefeller

"There's an asp for that."

17/06/19 20:05:03

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3318The Wolf

This one is going on Inssssssstagram

17/06/19 20:00:07

 
stone face Vote score: 4511stone face

"So I met this fella on Tinder. He said he was tall dark and handsome, and I'd be suprised when I saw his huge snake."

17/06/19 21:13:09

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6003Chris Keegan

When the dating site suggested that your profile photo should show your charming side Gary went to great lengths

17/06/19 20:07:27

 
Richard  Bottom Vote score: 30Richard Bottom

"Well darling, this was the last photo your dad ever took"

18/06/19 0:02:33

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 282Gavin Smithers

It's Krissssss Akakbussssssssi

17/06/19 22:00:16

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I almost put this myself! --Mr Dome
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20816Ian Skelding

"Swallow the birdie."

17/06/19 20:19:04

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2693GeeDee

Black Adder

17/06/19 20:08:47

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22028Michael Winner

Screenviper.

17/06/19 20:34:17

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22028Michael Winner

The Darwinstagram Awards.

17/06/19 20:30:30

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3534Stephen Bean

"His tongue's famous on Flickr."

17/06/19 20:07:46

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3318The Wolf

I’m throwing a party tonight and I googled ‘how to make a snakebite’…and this came up.

17/06/19 20:00:22

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With Cobra? --Mr Dome
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16557Troompa Loompa

Selfie-harm

17/06/19 20:00:08

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 946Scrappy Doo

Mama don't take my cobrachrome away.

18/06/19 4:19:36

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 647Carey Sutton

Charming picture

18/06/19 2:24:47

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16557Troompa Loompa

Where are they now? #97 Mowgli and Kaa are both still active on Jungle (face)Book.

17/06/19 20:27:32

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 662Sam Cass

"You sure my asp won't look fat in this?"

17/06/19 20:23:41

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20816Ian Skelding

Serpentax

17/06/19 20:14:57

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8669Vanessa the Guesser

Boa Derek

17/06/19 20:09:04

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4744Dave Bryan

''You're hiss-tory.''

17/06/19 20:01:24

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8669Vanessa the Guesser

Boyz n the Hood

17/06/19 20:01:09

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16557Troompa Loompa

"Sviper left or sviper right?"

17/06/19 20:00:20

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36380Welsh Rarebit

"Say cheesssssssse"

17/06/19 20:00:18

 
Anthony Smith Vote score: 66Anthony Smith

"The Snake and I"

19/06/19 21:11:33

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 288Willie Johnson

"Sssssh!t, he's turning around isn't he?"

19/06/19 1:23:42

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4294Kenny Ireland

Snake on a plane.

18/06/19 9:38:42

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 237Charles Gilbert

Famous last photos...

18/06/19 4:54:13

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 288Willie Johnson

He's playing hide and snake.

18/06/19 4:38:13

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 288Willie Johnson

"Sssseeeee, there's my ssssson. Isn't he ssssuper? He's ssssseven."
"Yes, I can see a resemblance."
"Fang you."
"You're velcome."

18/06/19 4:32:47

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 335Generic RedHead

Piers Morgan gets recognised on holiday.

18/06/19 2:22:49

 
larry G. Vote score: 1300larry G.

Deadmans last selfie.

18/06/19 0:03:31

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6875Mr Dome

Just wait till I show all my colleagues back at the call centre

17/06/19 23:16:46

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 946Scrappy Doo

"Bit"coin

17/06/19 22:41:14

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7760Leroy Brown

I hope your gonna Adder filter to that picture.

17/06/19 22:39:47

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5620Tosser Wivlov

Which poor girl would receive this next picture of his snake.

17/06/19 21:57:52

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3534Stephen Bean

Pic viper

17/06/19 21:49:54

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5512Glyn Evans

With another punter wanting a celebrity selfie, the cobra thought to herself "I wish I hadn't been the inspiration for that bloody game."

17/06/19 21:29:51

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6003Chris Keegan

While it could have been a remarkable photo, Raj took a rather pathetic photo of me taking a photo of him.

17/06/19 21:29:23

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9260Neil Mackenzie

He’s showing him pictures of his Aunty Venom.

17/06/19 21:18:10

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29620Tony Edwards

The King and IPhone

17/06/19 20:54:54

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4744Dave Bryan

''Ask your friend to take one of us together.''

17/06/19 20:24:32

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19189John Glover

"I wonder if this is the one eyed trouser snake that my new on line date wants to see a picture of?"

17/06/19 20:23:59

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

"Thith photo can be uthed ath my fathebook profile"... Said Abdul.

17/06/19 20:22:30

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4477C CaMel

India's deadliest predators, and a snake.

17/06/19 20:22:23

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4744Dave Bryan

All the best strikers have a bit of venom in them. Do you agree, Gary?''

17/06/19 20:11:25

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2455Trace Sarge

"Don't forget to adder me on Facebook"

17/06/19 20:06:55

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36380Welsh Rarebit

Posed to strike

17/06/19 20:05:21

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36380Welsh Rarebit

"I'm teaching my pet cobra about Fang-Shui"

17/06/19 20:04:29

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 662Sam Cass

Jehan was such a charmer.

17/06/19 20:04:22

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3318The Wolf

“This is my wife’s Uncle. He’s always doing crazy things like this and to be honest can’t look after himself, but don’t worry, the Auntie dotes on him.”

17/06/19 20:01:32

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 662Sam Cass

Man, he learnt nothing from the Eve "incident".

17/06/19 20:01:09

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16557Troompa Loompa

"Do you remember the game everyone played on the old Nokias? That was me!"

17/06/19 20:00:14

 
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