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stone face Vote score: 4440stone face

the Breeders Cup

02/06/19 12:40:26

 
stone face Vote score: 4440stone face

It's a members only race.

02/06/19 12:39:09

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20772Ian Skelding

A phallus start

02/06/19 12:12:37

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2277Stu Dent

The Gland National

02/06/19 12:00:08

 
Joe Vote score: 1594Joe

Racing from Dong-caster

02/06/19 16:43:11

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3418Stephen Bean

"A horse, a horse, my condom for a horse."

02/06/19 12:25:00

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3144The Wolf

Knob Jockeys

02/06/19 12:00:09

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21963Michael Winner

I'll never understand the rules of cricket.

02/06/19 12:11:01

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 271Willie Johnson

The winner of the race isn't necessarily the one who comes in first.

02/06/19 19:38:31

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12665Dan Nicholls

Glorious, good wood.

02/06/19 13:58:12

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4908Paul Reeve

Nobbys Nuts 2 - 1
Anal Delight 4 - 1
Spunky Dick 7 - 1
Long John 8 - 1
Little Jimmy 14 - 1
Floppy 100 - 1

02/06/19 12:27:58

 2
Comes Too Fast, even money --Scrappy Doo
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4908Paul Reeve

Hung like a horse.

02/06/19 12:18:30

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21963Michael Winner

"This week on 'What The Hell Went Wrong With The History Channel?'..."

02/06/19 12:13:40

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

Running on the balls of your feet is bad for you

02/06/19 12:08:35

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5477Glyn Evans

Stiff competition

02/06/19 12:04:10

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6844Mr Dome

Just watch them shoot out of the starting gates

02/06/19 12:03:03

 
Mark England Vote score: 15086Mark England

"...and as they approach the line, Erect Penis has found a gap and is coming hard and fast.."

02/06/19 12:52:57

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2455Trace Sarge

Ladies Day

02/06/19 12:34:57

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3418Stephen Bean

Only Tools and Horses

02/06/19 12:34:17

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5666Hercules Rockefeller

"Today's race is sponsored by Johnson & Johnson."

02/06/19 12:18:50

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3418Stephen Bean

♫ Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross

02/06/19 12:15:10

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

Wankie Dettori

02/06/19 12:09:43

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21963Michael Winner

Personally, I'm already sick of the Conservative leadership contest.

02/06/19 12:09:41

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

They're all hoping to cum first.

02/06/19 12:03:49

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8556Vanessa the Guesser

The going is firm

02/06/19 12:01:20

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5614Tosser Wivlov

Which one of you is Dick Francis?

02/06/19 16:21:56

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5614Tosser Wivlov

It was only at the last minute they announced the race was for geldings only.

02/06/19 14:45:24

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 919Scrappy Doo

The Trifuckta

02/06/19 12:58:50

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20772Ian Skelding

"Where're the odds?"
"They're all at the starting gate."

02/06/19 12:09:12

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3144The Wolf

Here are todays racing tips...

02/06/19 12:08:23

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36273Welsh Rarebit

They're all looking miserable because no-one will ride them.

02/06/19 12:08:10

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

The race is six furshlongs.

02/06/19 12:07:00

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4629Dave Bryan

''I'm amazed that nobody wants to lay the favourite.''

02/06/19 12:05:42

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2275James Lennox

Which one is Semenbiscuit?

02/06/19 12:02:45

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6844Mr Dome

The one on the far right won by a head

02/06/19 12:01:11

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5971Chris Keegan

It's quite clear that none of them want to come first

02/06/19 12:00:19

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 271Willie Johnson

It's not just a sac race.

05/06/19 23:06:45

 
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3308Paul Woolley

Jockey Club rule 5b: It is compulsory to wear a helmet.

04/06/19 23:55:21

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 271Willie Johnson

I wonder if any of them have the same name as Willie Johnson.

02/06/19 19:39:06

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9255Neil Mackenzie

They all refused male jockeys and wanted female riders.

02/06/19 18:32:15

 
larry G. Vote score: 1290larry G.

West Hollywood jockeys.

02/06/19 18:08:02

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6844Mr Dome

Dave's chiropractor had actually asked to see his coccyx

02/06/19 15:01:26

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 82Madeline Charlton

The Willie Carson Jockey (strap) Final race of the season .

02/06/19 14:43:13

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2681GeeDee

All spent up and no where to go

02/06/19 13:46:06

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 919Scrappy Doo

The Kuntucky Derby

02/06/19 13:14:21

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19142John Glover

Don't bet on the Brown one,he thinks he's cock of the walk.

02/06/19 13:12:05

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19142John Glover

Shagged out.

02/06/19 13:12:05

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 919Scrappy Doo

At least they're honest about it.

02/06/19 12:56:47

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2455Trace Sarge

Today's racing coming to you live from Goodwood

02/06/19 12:44:01

 
stone face Vote score: 4440stone face

Stewards enquiry about possible viagra taking after the brown one won by a head.

02/06/19 12:42:19

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5971Chris Keegan

Members enclosure

02/06/19 12:37:50

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20772Ian Skelding

"What a great tribute to Wllly Carson."

02/06/19 12:26:02

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21963Michael Winner

Loaded presents: Homer's epic, 'The Trojan wars'.

02/06/19 12:25:46

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21963Michael Winner

A scene from the film 'Midnight Reverse Cowboy'.

02/06/19 12:23:01

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4629Dave Bryan

''I don't think he's been gelded.''

02/06/19 12:19:03

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5971Chris Keegan

It would seem that they're all going bareback

02/06/19 12:16:46

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

Each way wankee bet

02/06/19 12:13:14

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36273Welsh Rarebit

I bet Red Cum wins again

02/06/19 12:11:31

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4908Paul Reeve

Ready for the knackers yard.

02/06/19 12:10:56

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2275James Lennox

The jockeys are off.

02/06/19 12:09:41

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 446Lawrence Day

The new range of cement shoes.

02/06/19 12:05:53

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36273Welsh Rarebit

I think Mister Head will win.

02/06/19 12:03:38

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2275James Lennox

The brown one looks a bit cocky.

02/06/19 12:01:39

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36273Welsh Rarebit

They all look knackered before they've even started.

02/06/19 12:01:30

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2275James Lennox

My money's on Big Brown.

02/06/19 12:00:51

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36273Welsh Rarebit

The odds on favourite is the black one.

02/06/19 12:00:45

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36273Welsh Rarebit

"And they're off..."

02/06/19 12:00:22

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36273Welsh Rarebit

Knobstacle race course

02/06/19 12:00:09

 
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