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The Wolf Vote score: 4352The Wolf

"This week on Guide dogs for the blind..."

05/10/19 20:07:06

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3001James Lennox

This is not the correct way to hold a panda.

05/10/19 20:18:29

 
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3317Paul Woolley

"Apparently they only mate once a year!" said the panda.

05/10/19 20:02:15

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36957Welsh Rarebit

When it comes to mixed race relationships, not everything is black and white.

05/10/19 20:00:08

 
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3317Paul Woolley

"It eats shoots and leaves!"

"Well actually that was my plan for our date tonight!"

05/10/19 20:12:51

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Mark England Vote score: 15414Mark England

These Guinness ads are just getting weirder

05/10/19 20:07:25

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7343Mr Dome

Yes mom, this is how long his cock is. And it's cold today

05/10/19 22:07:30

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9432Neil Mackenzie

He wasn’t a wham bamboo thankyou mam type of guy.

05/10/19 21:46:14

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3001James Lennox

Not another Ku Klux Klan propaganda image.

05/10/19 20:15:23

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22224Michael Winner

"Mum... Dad... am I adopted?"

05/10/19 20:14:13

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4402Stephen Bean

"We thought it was time to ex-panda our family."

05/10/19 20:11:01

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6624Chris Keegan

They somehow won the panda. I suspect it was race related.

05/10/19 20:10:41

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4402Stephen Bean

Parents nowadays panda too much to their children.

05/10/19 20:00:10

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2202Crunchy Chords

Cub sandwich

05/10/19 20:00:06

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1158Scrijjy Doo

I know love is blind, but you need stronger glasses, mate.

06/10/19 1:09:02

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 548Willie Johnson

This week on Fraternal Twins. What it's like to be conjoined by head, shoulders, knees and toes (knees and toes).

06/10/19 0:42:59

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2202Crunchy Chords

🎵 Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony
Side by side on my panda cub board, oh Lord, why don't we? 🎵

05/10/19 23:37:35

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4402Stephen Bean

Left holding the bearby

05/10/19 22:56:06

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4402Stephen Bean

Bringing up children can be panda-monium.

05/10/19 20:00:38

 
CAROLE GRIFFITHS CAROLE GRIFFITHS

After his long journey to the new Panda Sanctuary, Ling felt somewhat deflated

06/10/19 19:04:06

 
sarah solway sarah solway

Do you think he looks like you or me most?

06/10/19 9:43:34

 
Mark Daly Vote score: 27Mark Daly

Pandahomeybum

06/10/19 4:00:07

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1158Scrijjy Doo

He's got dad's eyes and mom's figure.

06/10/19 0:47:46

 
larry G. Vote score: 1364larry G.

“We adopted him from Panda Express.”

05/10/19 22:41:07

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4543Vivvy En

"We know you're board, Li Lin, just grin and bear it."

05/10/19 22:11:48

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7343Mr Dome

The Sun use comic clipart to hide the main subject of the story of Mr Girthiverse

05/10/19 22:11:23

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7343Mr Dome

Awww she has his eyes!! (His girlfriend I mean....)

05/10/19 22:09:56

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 767Carey Sutton

We can see both of you in him.

05/10/19 21:42:13

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29925Tony Edwards

E-bony baby

05/10/19 21:16:15

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29925Tony Edwards

Black and white photography.

05/10/19 20:52:52

 
stone face Vote score: 5317stone face

I've watched a lot of wildlife programmes in my time . Well I've watched at least two, or say maybe half of one. But am telling you now, no way is that a real friggin panda. No way!

05/10/19 20:50:15

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29925Tony Edwards

"Here's one we made earlier."

05/10/19 20:36:47

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6624Chris Keegan

Pingo suspected these are race relations

05/10/19 20:29:34

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 548Willie Johnson

I swear, you are so absent minded. I don't know what to do with you.
(Smile for the camera.)
Now honey, where did you leave the baby?

05/10/19 20:27:05

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36957Welsh Rarebit

IVF? No, WWF.

05/10/19 20:22:45

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19423John Glover

"Here you are darling, that three year old kid didn't appreciate it anyway."

05/10/19 20:13:32

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9103Vanessa the Guesser

Lisa can't decide whether she wants a quick grope or a Chinese takeaway.

05/10/19 20:11:45

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4402Stephen Bean

His first words were 'bam bam-boo'.

05/10/19 20:07:48

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9103Vanessa the Guesser

I get sick of seeing Generation Game contestants posing boastfully with their conveyor belt prizes.

05/10/19 20:06:37

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2202Crunchy Chords

Budget cuts have hurt the CGI-live-action remake of Kung Fu Panda.

05/10/19 20:05:48

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4402Stephen Bean

They christened him Andy...

05/10/19 20:05:27

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36957Welsh Rarebit

Looks like Jerome panders to Mary's every whim.

05/10/19 20:00:56

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3001James Lennox

"My mother was English, my father was African, and I'm part both!"

05/10/19 20:00:35

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6624Chris Keegan

"Oh darling, he does have your eyes...and your ears...and your legs...he'll be popular with the girls if he's also got your #*$%....."

05/10/19 20:00:22

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2202Crunchy Chords

Rights for bearin' arms

05/10/19 20:00:16

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36957Welsh Rarebit

Not everyone is cut out for parenthood.

05/10/19 20:00:04

 
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