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larry G. Vote score: 1242larry G.

Orange is the new greens.

30/05/19 20:42:03

 
Mark England Vote score: 14803Mark England

It's strange that these vegetables are taking on human form. It's the other way round for me. When I get in the bath, all I see are two Brussel sprouts and a button mushroom!

30/05/19 21:03:07

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 754Scrappy Doo

Stock Photo

30/05/19 21:12:58

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4067Vivvy En

I like to treat my vegetables to a spa day

30/05/19 20:40:02

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 754Scrappy Doo

The carrot and the schtick.

30/05/19 21:17:38

 
The Wolf Vote score: 2418The Wolf

You can't beat vegging out in the bath

30/05/19 20:04:02

 
Joe Vote score: 1556Joe

Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow we’re diced.

31/05/19 7:32:03

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8036Vanessa the Guesser

"Come and join me!"
"I can't, I've got a coleslaw"

30/05/19 21:39:09

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18896John Glover

Carroti Kid.

30/05/19 20:44:16

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 275Gavin Smithers

Jamie Oliver regrets that his restaurants fell short on presentation.

30/05/19 20:44:01

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4658Chris Halliwell

Levi Root's latest recipe.

30/05/19 20:26:26

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8036Vanessa the Guesser

Who doesn't get sickness and diarrhoea on holiday?

30/05/19 20:24:23

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1714Crunchy Chords

Just let them stew in their own juices.

30/05/19 20:02:26

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35640Welsh Rarebit

The Knorrmandy Glandings

30/05/19 20:00:12

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1714Crunchy Chords

Mum uses the 'carrot and stock' approach.

30/05/19 20:00:11

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 439Lawrence Day

Tam the carrots were a bit suspicious, of the new health spa, especially the new mud bath, some of his friends never came back.

31/05/19 9:30:41

 
Joe Vote score: 1556Joe

Carrot fashion

31/05/19 7:33:13

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5590Tosser Wivlov

Cut one open. Organically farmed you see.

31/05/19 2:37:10

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 2694Stephen Bean

"Spot the laid back carrot. Sister Mary Jane likes to add a few herbs to her bowl."

30/05/19 23:19:11

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9139Neil Mackenzie

Hot Spring Vegatables

30/05/19 23:08:53

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 867Karen Oakenfull

I’ve known of chickens that are so free range, they go on hiking trips over the Pennines, but I didn’t know that ‘organically’ grown carrots are given full gym membership and get to relax in hot tubs whenever they like.

30/05/19 22:42:29

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4067Vivvy En

The temperature's lovely - why don't you cumin?

30/05/19 22:09:33

 
stone face Vote score: 4030stone face

Down at the gay carrot sauna, side effects from overuse of poppers are starting to show.

30/05/19 22:00:10

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2662GeeDee

I told you working for ALDI would have its perks!!

30/05/19 21:33:43

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 754Scrappy Doo

No one wants to see Trump's dick pics.

30/05/19 21:14:26

 
stone face Vote score: 4030stone face

Scientist crossed the DNA from a carrot with Donald Trump's DNA. Here's the results. Good job scientist.

30/05/19 21:11:02

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 555Sam Cass

Oh, oh! Those two carrots are in deep shit!

30/05/19 21:09:30

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3999Dave Bryan

It's not often you see ''Bowled Root'' on the card.

30/05/19 21:09:05

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 555Sam Cass

4 karats.

30/05/19 21:02:59

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

Is the front carrot trying to hide her neeps?

30/05/19 20:52:24

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 275Gavin Smithers

From left to right- Corbyn, May, Sturgeon, Farage.

30/05/19 20:48:43

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18896John Glover

"Look, Sid's been playing with himself in the bath again."

30/05/19 20:48:07

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1752James Lennox

Looks like the parsnips have been in too long.

30/05/19 20:48:02

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

Blanch dubious

30/05/19 20:42:16

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6572Mr Dome

Simply stewpid

30/05/19 20:40:49

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

I feel grate!

30/05/19 20:36:45

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3999Dave Bryan

Zonky veg

30/05/19 20:32:29

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2662GeeDee

How much longer are you guys gonna stew in that??

30/05/19 20:23:54

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5611Chris Keegan

There's something about gingers, they never blend well.

30/05/19 20:19:16

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 52Madeline Charlton

I'm all for wonky veg , not so sure about the leeks though ...

30/05/19 20:17:22

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2311Trace Sarge

à la carrot

30/05/19 20:17:07

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29239Tony Edwards

Carrhot tub

30/05/19 20:14:33

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 275Gavin Smithers

There's a clinical trial of Imodium in Orange County.

30/05/19 20:10:07

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1752James Lennox

Vegetarians are evil.

30/05/19 20:06:16

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35640Welsh Rarebit

Warning: This soup contains Genitally Modified crops.

30/05/19 20:05:58

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20557Ian Skelding

Carroter building

30/05/19 20:03:30

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3999Dave Bryan

''My teacher always said I'd end up in the soup.''

30/05/19 20:03:28

 
The Wolf Vote score: 2418The Wolf

WARNING. This photograph contains orange roots which some may find insensitive.

30/05/19 20:02:51

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1820Stu Dent

Hot-Grub time machine

30/05/19 20:01:48

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35640Welsh Rarebit

Warning: This stew may contain butts

30/05/19 20:00:28

 
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