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Glyn Evans Vote score: 5297Glyn Evans

"Gonna do the Monster Mash?"

05/05/19 12:09:02

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 2274Stephen Bean

Chernobyl farmer insists his potatoes will leave you with a warm glow inside.

05/05/19 12:19:33

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5186Chris Keegan

When Mick started his potato farm he was unsure, these days he's boulder.

05/05/19 13:55:27

 
Mark England Vote score: 14623Mark England

Tom is in the Guinness Book of Records for having the world's biggest verruca.

05/05/19 12:44:15

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18698John Glover

"Arp, you gotta keep your eye on em, these are 'Walkers'.

05/05/19 12:27:34

 
stone face Vote score: 3686stone face

I saw this fella and his giant spud on YouTuber.

05/05/19 12:40:27

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3588Dave Bryan

Irishman of the Year

05/05/19 12:16:02

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 1993Trace Sarge

"We're gonna need a bigger oven"

05/05/19 12:03:04

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3926Vivvy En

"My aunt said she'd give me a fiver if I grew the world's biggest potato. I reckon you owe me, Aunt Bessie."

05/05/19 18:36:35

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4804Paul Reeve

Jack ate Potato

05/05/19 14:33:33

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5509Tosser Wivlov

The farmer needs a life, the farmer needs a life..

05/05/19 17:33:02

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8988Neil Mackenzie

Who voted for this? I don’t find it apeeling.

05/05/19 16:07:40

 
Carys Owen Carys Owen

Derick didn't want to tell his friends that his hunt to find a girlfriend wasn't going so well, but somehow they already knew...

05/05/19 14:26:49

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12160Dan Nicholls

Phwoar, this spuds and studs calendar is hot.

05/05/19 14:04:03

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12160Dan Nicholls

Are you 'tatin' da Mick?

05/05/19 14:02:42

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 222Gassy Statten

Spoiler alert! Jacket and the beanstalk get eaten by the giant!

05/05/19 13:46:49

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 600Scrappy Doo

His chip finally came in.

05/05/19 13:44:06

 
stone face Vote score: 3686stone face

"Ma! I think I've found out where dad hid his stash of steriods."

05/05/19 13:09:13

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21449Michael Winner

"Well, you found me, and here's your reward. Gold? No, not since the crash of 2008", smiled the Leprechaun.

05/05/19 12:37:28

 
Boycie Vote score: 6655Boycie

"Yup with cheese and beans please ... and a diet coke"

05/05/19 12:34:11

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28976Tony Edwards

Beast in show

05/05/19 12:32:08

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3588Dave Bryan

Spudulike

05/05/19 12:26:53

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18698John Glover

This will make the biggest chips, the others were just small fry.

05/05/19 12:12:21

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20355Ian Skelding

"Very nice Dave but we did say bring your Tuba."

05/05/19 12:11:54

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 1993Trace Sarge

"WOW that's huge...no chit Sherlock!"

05/05/19 12:07:06

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35103Welsh Rarebit

If Gulliver starts throwing away all his potatoes at once, then the folk of Lilliput have had their chips.

05/05/19 12:05:27

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''If Gulliver didn't exist, it would be necessary for a captioneer to invent him'' - Voltaire --Dave Bryan
Trace Sarge Vote score: 1993Trace Sarge

Spud Nick

05/05/19 12:02:38

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 10742 Smuldo

Route Vegetable.

05/05/19 12:00:57

 
Doug McGrave Doug McGrave

Jack was proud, the beanstalk was gone and the giant was singing castrato.

10/05/19 21:21:45

 
Elizabeth Evans Elizabeth Evans

Check out my spuds!

07/05/19 21:57:01

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 846Karen Oakenfull

Ever since the great potato famine, Mick wasn’t taking any chances.

06/05/19 5:05:38

 
Willie Johnson Willie Johnson

"You say potato, I say 'OMFG where we gonna put that thing?'"

06/05/19 2:59:58

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 242Gavin Smithers

"It's a Yukon gold, so I want £1000 per ounce."

05/05/19 22:27:11

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4117Kenny Ireland

Aaron had experimented with genetic modified food but made a hash of it.

05/05/19 21:09:35

 
Anthony Smith Vote score: 61Anthony Smith

"What do you expect me to do?"

"There's only one thing I can do!"

"Stick my fork in it and eat it!"

05/05/19 20:47:15

 
Joe Vote score: 1513Joe

Charlie big potatoes

05/05/19 16:55:02

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 600Scrappy Doo

Dick Tater

05/05/19 16:44:28

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 600Scrappy Doo

I like big spuds and I cannot lie.

05/05/19 13:40:47

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1442James Lennox

"To be sure, she's a grand spud Paddy, but what the hell are we gonna do with that hole?"

05/05/19 13:17:22

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 1993Trace Sarge

Weight off his mind getting that chip off his shoulder

05/05/19 12:56:21

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6292Mr Dome

This news story was first broadcast on Tomorrow's World in 1979:
'In the future, to use farmland more efficiently, farmers will grow cows in the fields in an artificial uterus and once the calves are 'released' they can start eating the grass immediately. Here's an artist's impression of one featuring a real farm based on the Tropic of Aberdeen...'

05/05/19 12:51:02

 
stone face Vote score: 3686stone face

He's just got a job as a chippy.

05/05/19 12:48:34

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28976Tony Edwards

Mr Potato Fed

05/05/19 12:47:04

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4117Kenny Ireland

A wonder of modern agriculture.

05/05/19 12:35:48

 
Boycie Vote score: 6655Boycie

Upsurge in leprechaun farming

05/05/19 12:30:56

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3588Dave Bryan

Tubby The Tuber

05/05/19 12:21:28

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7720Vanessa the Guesser

"Give me some skin!"

05/05/19 12:18:40

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5472Greg Curtis

"You, spud-muffin."

05/05/19 12:07:35

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7720Vanessa the Guesser

"Ok, get your jacket - you've pulled"

05/05/19 12:06:23

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3588Dave Bryan

Eye catching

05/05/19 12:03:01

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 10742 Smuldo

Spud Missile.

05/05/19 12:01:30

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1884The Wolf

"And we're live at the 'who can grow the smallest potato awards', so Seamus, what went wrong?"

"Potato"

05/05/19 12:00:47

 
Dot Old Vote score: 455Dot Old

Superking Edward

05/05/19 12:00:35

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35103Welsh Rarebit

Breaking News: Spudnik 1 crash lands in Wakefield.

05/05/19 12:00:28

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 2274Stephen Bean

"Here's mud in your eye."

05/05/19 12:00:16

 
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