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Mick wore his best black shirt and was happy to get paid as an extra - he had to admit, he just didn’t understand these tampon adverts.
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John Llamas Vote score: 19749John Llamas

Mick wore his best black shirt and was happy to get paid as an extra - he had to admit, he just didn’t understand these tampon adverts.

07/05/19 8:13:46

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7720Vanessa the Guesser

"Got the baton ready?" whispered Tonya.

07/05/19 8:24:41

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1623Stu Dent

Blades of Gloria

07/05/19 8:01:38

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3588Dave Bryan

Skatebroad

07/05/19 8:04:19

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35104Welsh Rarebit

Rolls Joyce

07/05/19 8:22:52

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8988Neil Mackenzie

Dave looked at the skater and thought :- She’s got a better figure than my wife.
His wife looked at her and thought:- I wonder if her husband is fat and bald.

07/05/19 17:58:09

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3588Dave Bryan

Kay City Roller

07/05/19 8:15:59

 
Mark England Vote score: 14623Mark England

"I just don't understand. When some people get to a certain age they insist on wearing something silly on their feet"
"Well, I think she's kinda cool"
"I'm not talking about her, check out the geezer behind us wearing socks and sandals"

07/05/19 13:16:59

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 698Spycenwolf

They seriously overestimated the effectiveness of barriers against the world's most fabulous limbo dancer.

07/05/19 8:11:53

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Technically three is a crowd --Mr Dome
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5187Chris Keegan

It's so good to see Maureen taking full advantage of her skate pension

07/05/19 8:01:32

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 436Sam Cass

High-speed chase scene from MissiNAN Impossible.

07/05/19 14:43:59

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1884The Wolf

"Steve, thank you so much for buying the skates for my mum, I haven't seen her look this happy in ages"

Why hasn't that bitch fallen over yet, maybe I didn't loosen the wheels enough, sodding cheap screwdrivers..."You're welcome darling, yey, look at her go"

07/05/19 9:45:00

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1442James Lennox

"I wish I look that good in twenty years time."

"I wish you look that good now."

07/05/19 8:14:58

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3588Dave Bryan

''Isn't she amazing?''

''She's got a nice arse.''

07/05/19 8:08:45

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 1993Trace Sarge

The years have been kind to Torvill...Dean on the other hand

08/05/19 9:27:50

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21449Michael Winner

Cheltenham Ladies Roller Dance Theatre presents: Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome.

07/05/19 19:28:31

 
larry G. Vote score: 1145larry G.

"Look, everyone! I shaved my pits."

07/05/19 15:19:59

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18698John Glover

"I think the bullet was fired from somewhere behind us, better move, when she falls back and hits the railings there will be blood splattered everywhere."

07/05/19 12:24:04

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1623Stu Dent

The Great Barrier Rift

07/05/19 9:44:07

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6293Mr Dome

Black shirt guy's thinking 'I had it all. A good job, lovely family, country mansion, pad in the city, my own business, a villa in Marbella, house in Beverley Hills, great body and hair. I f*cking hate alarm clocks'

07/05/19 9:25:15

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1884The Wolf

All the lads will be watching football down the pub now, and I have to stand here and watch my mother in law in a boring skating competition. I don't know, the things you have to do for sex with your mother in law.

07/05/19 8:43:37

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12162Dan Nicholls

Ted Hankey looks on wistfully as ex-wife Stella films the 'after' section of her Slimfast advert.

07/05/19 8:06:30

 
Doug McGrave Doug McGrave

Sids ex was coping well with the divorce.

10/05/19 21:09:05

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 242Gavin Smithers

"The team she's skating for are the Liquorice Allsorts".

07/05/19 22:34:44

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 38Madeline Charlton

"Oh please Mum , you're SO embarrassing!At 83 ? I knew it was a mistake to buy you rollerblades for your birthday !"

07/05/19 20:25:55

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 436Sam Cass

"Why are we here again?"
"Dad cheated. Mom's going through a phase. We have to be here to support her."

07/05/19 17:07:05

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 189Charles Gilbert

Geriatric Park: Fallen Kantgetupagain

07/05/19 15:32:52

 
larry G. Vote score: 1145larry G.

"Everyone take a whiff- my deodorant did not fail."

07/05/19 15:23:36

 
larry G. Vote score: 1145larry G.

Preparing to do the limbo on skates.

07/05/19 15:13:09

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18698John Glover

"In my day, after shaving, we used a towel to dry under our arms."

07/05/19 11:55:57

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3926Vivvy En

-'Phwoar' thought he.
-'Pfwah' thought she. 'Next time she whizzes by I'll freshen her armpits with a squirt.'

07/05/19 11:02:21

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 242Gavin Smithers

"She forgot her underwear though."

07/05/19 9:05:03

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5297Glyn Evans

"Well, that's one active way to get a tan."

07/05/19 8:59:37

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5187Chris Keegan

"I'll tell you what love, I might give those anti depressants that your mother's on a try"

07/05/19 8:42:52

 
stone face Vote score: 3686stone face

"This is the shittest circus I have ever been to."

07/05/19 8:26:33

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5413Hercules Rockefeller

♪ They see me rollerblading, they hating. ♪

07/05/19 8:21:26

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 10742 Smuldo

Kate Spark.

07/05/19 8:20:30

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 2274Stephen Bean

Doomed onlookers fail to spot the alien parasite’s black tendrils emerging from its host.

07/05/19 8:19:49

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20355Ian Skelding

"How she do that at her age?"
"It's a Mystery."

07/05/19 8:17:20

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Is she Toyahng with them? --Mr Dome
C CaMel Vote score: 4039C CaMel

She went downhill quickly.

07/05/19 8:04:50

 
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