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Stephen Bean Vote score: 2279Stephen Bean

He's making a Mastiff mistake.

01/05/19 13:00:02

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1905The Wolf

“I can’t believe that you’ve allowed that bitch to come between us on our wedding day”

01/05/19 12:00:17

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5203Chris Keegan

She’s usually a particularly well behaved guide dog, but when the bride assured Mark that she was down to a stunning size 12 for the big day Coco seemed somewhat amused

01/05/19 12:01:59

 
Mark England Vote score: 14634Mark England

"Sorry love, but she swallowed the ring last night. I gave her laxative this morning so it should be here in a couple of minutes"

01/05/19 12:43:28

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35138Welsh Rarebit

Something old, something new, something bow-wowed and something blue.

01/05/19 12:00:05

 
Joe Vote score: 1517Joe

It was important to them that their dog had a roll at the wedding ceremony

01/05/19 13:50:06

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 1997Trace Sarge

"If anyone present knows of any lawful impediment to this marriage, he or she should bark now"

01/05/19 12:48:11

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5511Tosser Wivlov

Don't smell the bride.

01/05/19 16:22:36

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1460James Lennox

"And Sarah, do you take John to be your lawful husband. To have and to hold. To lay down and expose your genitals on command. To beg for it like a bitch in heat. So help you God?"

01/05/19 12:46:48

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

Looks like someone forgot to dispose of the leftover Communion wine.

01/05/19 12:36:39

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28980Tony Edwards

How the bride sees her husband.

01/05/19 12:33:00

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12175Dan Nicholls

"In the presence of dog I make this vow."

01/05/19 12:07:45

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 437Sam Cass

"This, Susan, this is the position, I suggest you try tonight."

01/05/19 15:35:32

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

"With my doggy I thee worship."

01/05/19 12:00:46

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5475Greg Curtis

"...and may your love grow deeper, dog-year after dog-year."

01/05/19 19:07:31

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5475Greg Curtis

"They're off to a ruff start."

01/05/19 18:56:32

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6307Mr Dome

She looked down lovingly and longingly, desperate to satisfy her own craving. Just how long could she hold out before she took the mars bar from her cleavage and rammed it in her mouth

01/05/19 18:49:35

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 3573Lucky Elperro

'You can't bring that old bow wow in here', said the vicar...'and the dog's got to go aswell'.

01/05/19 17:53:01

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 3573Lucky Elperro

After seeing the abysmal results of his doggy IQ test. Rex decided it was time to throw himself under a train.

01/05/19 17:38:28

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8993Neil Mackenzie

You know me better than anyone else in this world and yet you still manage to love me. You are my best friend and one true love.
Up until this point the dog thought he was talking to her.

01/05/19 16:48:27

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 38Madeline Charlton

" So , all those times you said you were out jogging , you were out with this bitch instead !"

01/05/19 16:38:14

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20366Ian Skelding

"If you're going to bring a dog to our wedding I'm going to wear a candle on my head."

01/05/19 16:09:18

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 701Spycenwolf

"Only the best wedding growl for my darling."

01/05/19 15:44:26

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 437Sam Cass

Rover was overcome by the overpowering scent of fear emanating from the two humans.

01/05/19 15:32:47

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3601Dave Bryan

A dog is for life not just for Christmas, if her father owns the company.

01/05/19 15:22:21

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3601Dave Bryan

Posing pooch

01/05/19 15:20:37

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 600Scrappy Doo

Foreshadowing

01/05/19 14:32:11

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 393Lawrence Day

I Had a ruff night.

01/05/19 13:55:29

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 2279Stephen Bean

The Foxy and the Hound

01/05/19 13:25:44

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4122Kenny Ireland

Being led, a stray.

01/05/19 12:53:53

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12175Dan Nicholls

"Please present the ring..."

01/05/19 12:24:17

 
Maria W Maria W

Stop dad!!! Don't marry THE G.C

Fri 12:18:00

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 229Gassy Statten

The groom couldn't take his eyes off the massive puppies!

02/05/19 11:58:26

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18701John Glover

"Take him outside Dave, the vicar has just gone into the vestry to quickly rinse his trouser leg."

01/05/19 12:42:53

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1626Stu Dent

Dog grooming while you wait

01/05/19 12:39:48

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1460James Lennox

"Before I say yes, there's something I should tell you about the stag do."

01/05/19 12:39:11

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 1997Trace Sarge

Gemma Collins...The Only Way Is Exit

01/05/19 12:36:51

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1626Stu Dent

bestie-ality

01/05/19 12:32:40

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6307Mr Dome

The best man looks a bit woof

(sorry folks)

01/05/19 12:28:36

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28980Tony Edwards

Bull and chain

01/05/19 12:18:03

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1460James Lennox

"I'm sorry, but I always get terrier at weddings."

01/05/19 12:12:46

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1905The Wolf

"You may now kiss the bride"

"For f*ck sake, do I have to? Even the dog avoids kissing her...and the dog licks her own arse"

01/05/19 12:11:14

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35138Welsh Rarebit

One man and his dog of a bride

01/05/19 12:00:14

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1905The Wolf

My Big Fat Frisky Wedding

01/05/19 12:00:08

 
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