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Molly R Vote score: 901Molly R

"No, I can't tell you why Death has such a bright halo."

02/06/19 22:02:16

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4237Kenny Ireland

The casting auditions were going well. They already had a Pinocchio and a choice of two for The Fairy with Turquoise Hair.

02/06/19 20:19:55

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 869Spycenwolf

"Do we need to constantly keep reminding them that they were in The Shining?"

02/06/19 21:53:22

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35998Welsh Rarebit

Auditions for the Britain's Got Caption Talent Show are underway and they do say that blonds have more pun...

02/06/19 20:44:44

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 901Karen Oakenfull

Screen tests for the new series of ‘Touched By An Angel’ were going well until Derek the floor manager got done for actually touching the angels.

03/06/19 12:00:34

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6714Mr Dome

The girls finally decided to turn their back on a career on the stage

02/06/19 20:32:18

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

Double take

02/06/19 20:12:02

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19047John Glover

Having opened up a portal, Morwenna just had to get him away from the two blondes and complete the vanishing spell to where her and Randy Andy could be conjoined forever.

02/06/19 23:43:50

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 869Spycenwolf

When no one came to watch the show, Jane started multiplying herself to fill up the empty seats.

02/06/19 22:10:27

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20682Ian Skelding

"Two blonde ,,,, next."

02/06/19 22:02:08

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2111Stu Dent

Typical our big break and I wake up with this huge spot

02/06/19 21:57:33

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4199Vivvy En

-"We have a teleportation malfunction, Captain. We seem to be importing some blue-haired creatures."
-"Set phasers to...PHWOAR stunning. Beam up the totty."

02/06/19 21:46:39

 
larry G. Vote score: 1259larry G.

Ticket sales are at an all-time low for the one hit wonders.

02/06/19 21:44:15

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 819Scrappy Doo

The Olsen twins' career is going towards the light.

02/06/19 21:15:18

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3083Stephen Bean

"We love how you twin-kle in the light."

02/06/19 21:13:27

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4320Dave Bryan

''Off! Off! Off!''
''Don't be offended girls. I'm sure they are not being critical of your singing.''

02/06/19 21:09:07

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 819Scrappy Doo

Britain's Got Mutants

02/06/19 21:08:18

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2444Trace Sarge

Starring the Orbsen twins should be a full house.

02/06/19 20:53:55

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2074James Lennox

Disgraced TV presenter claims twins told him they were 24, and he was unaware they were each 12.

02/06/19 20:49:30

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6714Mr Dome

Bright lights, big titties

02/06/19 20:49:02

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8305Vanessa the Guesser

Gynaecologists realise they've gone into the wrong theatre, but offer to have a look anyway.

02/06/19 20:45:20

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2444Trace Sarge

Whiter Chicks

02/06/19 20:35:29

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2074James Lennox

You know it's time to retire when there are six people in the audience and only one of them is vaguely interested in your act.

02/06/19 20:33:25

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8305Vanessa the Guesser

"Ok then girls, so which sign of the zodiac do you represent?"

02/06/19 20:30:16

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5458Glyn Evans

I know people make up their own UFO photos, but this is just silly.

02/06/19 20:19:27

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

Twin head lights

02/06/19 20:14:32

 
Mark England Vote score: 14918Mark England

"Excuse me mate, but we were sitting there"

02/06/19 20:14:31

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

Twin speaks

02/06/19 20:13:07

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21872Michael Winner

Loved by entertainment managers the world over, the O'Grady sisters version of "I Will Always Love You' can clear out an entire stadium in seconds.

02/06/19 20:06:37

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21872Michael Winner

The new Kyrgyzstan TV talent show, 'Thought Criminal Interrogator Idol'.

02/06/19 20:01:15

 
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